MORE: Let's Crank it up. The Baseball Guy joins in, and paints the social conservatives (hey, he is one!) as Red Sox fans:
...this is a replay of past battles over the culture, and much of the ferocity of social conservatives comes from a deep sense of "we've lost this way before, this time we have to put a stop to it."
Well, the heck with past defeats! This is a new season, a new team, and a new day is dawning. For the metaphorical Red Sox fans, obviously.