John Edwards updates us on Kerry's health care plan:
We will do stem cell research," he vowed. "We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases. America just lost a great champion for this cause in Christopher Reeve. People like Chris Reeve will get out of their wheelchairs and walk again with stem cell research."
Wow! That is going to save a huge amount on health care costs. Kerry-care has just got to be the way to go!
But how does it work, exactly? Somehow Kerry can make the lame man walk, and the blind man see, but what is involved? Do I have to get on a bus and go to Washington, or will Kerry tour the nation working his wonders?
And I must confess that not everyone is as excited as I am. The MinuteWife, when given the Good News about John, claimed to have heard it before. "What does he have in mind?", she asked. "Is he going to go around laying his hands on people? That sounds like Bill Clinton's plan."