For pure comedy, MoDo is superior, delivering such howlers as this:
And, of course, he caught Osama back in '01. He threw 100,000 troops into Afghanistan on 9/11 and sealed the borders. Our Special Forces trapped the evildoer and his top lieutenants at Tora Bora.
Only 100,000 troops? Gee, since we have solved all of the logistics problems associated with moving and supplying our army in land-locked Afghanistan, why not go with 200,000?
And yes, there was some talk at the time that one advantage of the small US deployment was that local Afghans saw us as allies, rather than occupiers. But so what?
And yes, there were reports that Osama departed Tora Bora for safe haven in Pakistan as our forces closed in. Is there any evidence that Osama would have waited patiently for the US to deploy 100,000 soldiers? Oh, why ask.
Has MoDo refined John Kerry's many attacks on our military effort at Tora Bora into its purest, most inane cocktail party chit-chat? With the holiday party season in full swing, I will redouble my efforts to attend as many as possible to discern the truth.