Rock blaster Ted Nugent (whose hyper-amplified section of the stage was referred to by his band as "The Killing Fields", if I recall my MTV Legends of Rock correctly) is prepping to off Obama should he win re-election.
No worries - the Secret Service is on it. Presumably their party girls are already in contact with Nugent's party girls.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! Apparently Ted Nugent is contemplating his own untimely demise - as a gun owner, he seemed to have been riffing on the notion that Obama can take Nugent's guns from his cold dead hands.
Yet more evidence that the mere mention of guns freezes liberal brains.