The NY Times profiles Yankee DH Travis Hafner with this baffler of a headline:
The Yankees’ One-Tool Player
C'mon - everyone knows the five tools are run, throw, field, hit, and hit with power. Hafner won't make Yankee fans forget Lou Gehrig but his career numbers suggest he is an adequate two-tooler at the plate.
Well, I don't think he is where we are pinning our (fading) hopes anyway.