Michelle Obama shows her solidarity with Incarceration Nation by explaining that being in the White House is like being in prison. A "really nice prison". With nice jailhouse rock. Oh, well - eventually Michelle will be set free and forced to accept multi-million dollar book deals during her parole period. I do hope the poor dear can hold up 'til then. Not to mention the rest of us, and I note that these guys were off by three years.
As to actual people in actual prisons, well, fortunately Michelle's comment was not made by a white Republican or it is all we would hear about and the sidewalks would be unsafe, etc.