NY Times columnist Gail Collins derails my train of thought by leading with my personal fave among the great misquotes of screen and stage:
Alas, poor J.D. Winteregg. We knew him ... um, actually not very well at all.
The rest of the column seems to be bashing some Tea Partier who just lost a primary to John Boehner, or wacky viral videos, or something. It's possible she has a point, but what are the odds? And who wants to risk eyeburn by reading on to find out? Not I!