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Sandy Fallow Districts Engorged Capital Daze

Have been showing that video to my cats, as instructional, if not at least aspirational.


TM, Will you still be posting from The NY Times as they have a new editor?


As long as we are discussing amazing cats, see LUN for a video I had posted a while back. It is a story about a cat raising ducklings. Nature and cats are truly amazing.


Happy Belated Anniversary Hit!

Sandy Fallow Districts Engorged Capital Daze

Over the weekend attended Sunny Daze's Hillsdale graduation. The weather was superb, the first time in four years that it was not gray, overcast, and with intermittent showers.

For several reasons, the Hillsdale Class of 2014 was the largest in Hillsdale's history, dating to 1844. Additionally, this Commencement was the first to graduate Masters degree candidates. In the morning, prior to the Commencement ceremony, two young women were commissioned USMC 2LTs. They received their degrees in uniform.

Eric Metaxas was the speaker, a very useful oration discussed, among other things, The Golden Triangle of Freedom: Freedom, Virtue, Faith. Although his speech is not yet posted on line, a much shorter presentation on the Golden Triangle is here.

Jack is Back

That is an amazing action by the cat. Loyal and protective instincts that I would not have associated with a domesticated cat. But the end that shows the wounds suffered by the young boy is very disturbing. They did the right thing euthanizing the dog.

I am still at the computer "unsubscribing" my way out of inbox hell. Over 150 unnecessary and uninvited subscriptions. Just checked my spam folder and have 485 emails in 3 days just in that folder. This is like the USPS on steroids.

Jack is Back

Great news Sandy. What is Sunny Daze planning on doing with her degree in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?

Dublindave 2016

It was great watching Bubba take turd blossom apart yesterday. Poor Karl Rove can't figure out why his 'Hilary has brain damage' whispering campaign isn't working.

Of course it's not working, it's a whole new media savy world connected by social networking and filtered through bitingly brilliant satirists whose bread and butter is mocking this kind of crap.Gone are the days when Rove could tell NC voters that John McCain fathered a filthy little negress and not have his smear questioned!!!!

You can't swift boat anyone anymore because we now know what swift boating is...IE;attacking a persons strengths not their weakness's. Hell it's even got a name.

Rove brought his 1999 game to a 2014 media saturated world and it failed miserably.


Video: Young Hillary Clinton Supporters Struggle to Name Her Achievements

Sandy Fallow Districts Engorged Capital Daze

JiB -
Sunny Daze's degree is in Exercise Science. Her immediate goal is to obtain a sales position with a medical device supply company. She'd like to be involved with something like cochlear implants, but is very happy to get in anywhere, learn the ropes, and then move up.

James D.

From the previous thread...

three perfect examples of why we need to take a flamethrower to DC, burn it to the ground and salt the earth so no Imperial City ever grows out of it again; DC delenta est (of course we'll spare Rock Creek Park, Potomac and Arlington!)

You don't even need to spare Arlington. Just preserve the ten blocks or so from Janet's house to my building, and then a couple of blocks more because, if we don't save the pastry shop, where will I get my fruit tarts and oreo cheesecake?

Just leave that area alone, and you have my blessing to torch the rest of the city.


Happy Anniversary Hit and Mrs. Hit!


Imagine the panic on the part of Democrats? They have nobody except a lying old lib with health issues, possible neurological damage, and zero accomplishments.

Hillary Clinton Took 6 Months to ‘Get Over’ Concussion, Bill Says of Timeline

Dec. 31: Statement from Clinton’s doctors: “In the course of a routine follow-up MRI on Sunday, the scan revealed that a right transverse sinus venous thrombosis had formed. This is a clot in the vein that is situated in the space between the brain and the skull behind the right ear. It did not result in a stroke, or neurological damage."
Her one and only claim to fame is having married an impeached president.
James D.

I'm about to be rich! I just got an email from Jamie Dimon at JP Morgan Chase, and...well, I'll let his words speak for himself:

From the Desk Of:
JP Morgan Chase Bank.
New York City
Telephone 9175035731
15/ 05/ 2014

How are you today, i want to let you know that the fund come from United Nation branch office in west Africa Nigeria were the fund from deposit in JP Morgan Chase Bank to release to you.You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the beneficiaries to be paid this amount as compensation.As a result of this laudable recommendations, it is imperative to bring to your notice that during the last U.N. meetings held in New York, United States of America by all the Minister Of Finance Of All Countries, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the loose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists, Lawyers and some dubious Bank officials operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to redeem the good image of each country, the Secretary General of the U.N has ordered the payment of $9,500,000 USD each to the affected victims in pursuance with the U.N recommendations

Also the money which involved is $9.5,00,000,00 United State Dollars.

We have one Mr. Robert William who said that you sent him to sign the documents for you and he is the one that sign all the documents consigning your fund and also commission the Government of U.S.A to send your fund to his account, but because of the fraudulent act the decided to know.
1)did you send any body to sign any document for you.
2)did you consult Mr. Robert William to wire your fund to his nominated account
3)did Mr. Robert William organically related to you, is he you uncle.

Make your choice of your payment from our payment methods so that your Fund will be release to you, (1) Cash Delivery to your doorstep (2) ATM Card with us.(3) bank to bank.

Then if you are not the one that send him you kindly send to us this information immediately so that we can not make any mistake

1.Your Full Name.......................
2.Shipping Address................
3.Telephone Number .................
4.Age and Marital Status. .............
6. Payment method.. ..............

Note; that as soon as we receive the needed information from you, we will further transfer your funds into your nominated bank account within 24hours from today.

Your immediate response will be highly appreciated

Best Regards.

Department of JP Morgan Chase Bank
New York City

So what should I do with my newfound wealth?

Dublindave 2016

"Imagine the panic on the part of Democrats? They have nobody except a lying old lib with health issues, possible neurological damage, and zero accomplishments"

Yeah, you'd have to use your imagination for that one. How can Democrats win against the political titan married couple,Scotty Walker and his renowned 1985 Miss Cheeseball wife, Frumparella.

Yeah we're quaking in our boots.


"Who knew they had it in them?"


Back in the early 50's my family owned a large Siamese (whole) tom cat that liked to sun on the roof of our one story rental.

I was 5 yr old playing in the yard when the neighbor's boxer dog came over and made some kind of threatening move. Cat came off the roof onto the dog's head. The boxer left the yard at warp9 and never returned.


Congrats Sandy! James D. the scammers hit my Mom with one of those "Grandma I need help phone calls." The same thing happened to my mother-in-law a few years ago. They are very convincing,she called the grandson in question to make sure he was OK.


So did I win the anniversary guess?

Sandy, I saw the pix. What a dazzling groups of Dazes?


If BillyC says Hillary needed 6 months to 'get over' her 'concussion', the reality must that she has significant and irreperable neurological disease. We all know how BillyC rolls, tell a wee bit of the truth, then mislead and then tell a big fat lie. HildaBeast will soon be wandering around DC in a daze like Kasey Kasem. Looks like DD will be cheering on Fauxchahontas in '16.


JamesD-- congrats on the wealth! Suggestions? buy a flamethrower, walk east over the Mem Bridge, up constitution ave, turn left at Fed Reserve, squeeze trigger, don't release until the job is done :)


James, is that a Common Core equation?

If you do get the dough, see if you can get the Khalidi tape or the Blagojevich wire taps.

They seem to cost more than TMZ will pay.


Strigoi like Hillary and this guy, don't suffer for neurological conditions, but a lack of shame;

James D.

Marlene, I almost got taken in by an early email scam (7 or 8 years ago). It was for eBay, and it was really accurately done - the logs were exact, the language was all correct without typos or any obviously wrong statements.

The message was that there had been a security breach and I needed to log in and confirm information. I clocked the link, and it was only dumb luck that I caught the very slight difference in the URL (it was or something like that - close enough that at a casual glance you might not even realize it was off).

The email scammers these days are much lazier - it's kind of sad, really.



A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks "the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W."

According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an "ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding," and a "30 rd. capacity" magazine.

They also want the submachine guns to have a "sling," be "lightweight," and have an "oversized trigger guard for gloved operation."

The solicitation directs "all responsible and/or interested sources...[to] submit their company name, point of contact, and telephone." Companies that submit information in a "timely" fashion "shall be considered by the agency for contact to determine weapon suitability."

Travelers at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) and over a dozen other airports nationwide were being warned Wednesday of the emerging threat of the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus (MERS).

Posters at airport checkpoints in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego and 16 other U.S. airports have gone up urging passengers to take precautions to avoid the respiratory infection, which originated in the Middle East and has killed an estimated 145 people worldwide.


When we were concerned about water temperature going up 1º we spent billions standing the economy on end and making life extremely inconvenient for Californians.

Now that actual life as we know it is threatened, we don't even get a protest.

How about a quarantine of travelers from the mid-east?

Who cares since so many of them are coming across the southern border unannounced.

Happy, happy, joy, joy Ignatz

I despise the federal government, but the USDA Forest Service does have a significant law enforcement branch, revolving around the numerous serious crimes committed on mostly Western federal lands; armed poaching rings and significant drug operations being just a couple of examples.

Just had a chat with one their LE guys the other day who I mistook for a wood thief as he stopped on my property.
Fortunately he didn't draw down on me. :)


New post up. Beware of what you are signing off on with these student handbooks. I was not looking for this but I had heard about it in other states.

Dr J can just imagine what this view of reality coupled to convergence science leads to. Politically useful Scrambled Brains that MRIs can image and then backtrack through previous data to appreciate what causes what changes.

Jack is Back

My suggestion still stands: Move the Capital to Salina, Kansas and you'll be amazed on how much less legislation and regulation we get. In addition, all news panel shows have to originate from their on Sundays.

Having lived for a year there as a young Air Force brat I can testify to the unlimited possibilities Salina can offer to the rest of us.


OK I am willing to concede that Hillary is no more brain damaged than your average garden variety liberal. Who is with me?

Cecil Turner

Hey, that's my Nigerian refund. (And, as everyone knows, Bob's your uncle.)

And please don't let my dog see this video, as she's already a big pu$$y.

Miss Marple

Jack, I agree.

It's pretty hard to influence legislation with a dinner at KFC.

By the way, is Salina a dry county? That would be even better!


TK, that is an outrage... not even a hashtag!


Happy Anniversary to Hit and Mrs. Hit.

James D.

Zero is speaking right now, at the opening of the new 9/11 memorial.

The fact that lightning does not strike him down where he stands is seriously denting my belief in a benevolent God.


I can honestly say I've never been as disgusted as I am listening to Obama talk about "heroes". His teenage staff has compiled stories. He's got the piano chiming in at the appropriate moments. It's all about him.

He wouldn't know a hero if he fell over one.


TK, that is an outrage... not even a hashtag!



Next week is dog bite prevention week:

I still have time to get a ballsy cat...



You continue to rock. I can't even watch him. He simply oozes insincerity.

Miss Marple

James D., It is evidence that God's mercy endureth forever.

And that God's ways are not our ways. Obama should get down on his knees and thank God that Miss Marple isn't in charge of lightning bolts.


Hillary's dad died from a stroke. She has reason to worry.

hit and run

Sometimes I find myself praying that God would put Miss Marple in charge of lightning bolts.


Her eyes have a vacant, unfocused look. According to the timeline, she stopped wearing the glasses in February. Maybe she can't see without them.


Further to Jerry Brown's moonbattery yesterday, the San Onofre power plant, which was shut down by Barbara Boxer and her leftist allies rather than being repaired, sits on a bluff @ 200' above the ocean. So that globe is gonna have to get real warm to endanger it.

These clowns have no shame whatsoever.


I get that same glassy 10 mile stare after my 2nd MacAllan 18. Think she had a eye opener sitting on the nightstand?


It was great watching Bubba take turd blossom apart yesterday. Poor Karl Rove can't figure out why his 'Hilary has brain damage' whispering campaign isn't working.

Right, because saying she needed 6 months to recover from her "concussion" is so reassuring to those who might be wondering about her health.


I don't rock Mark. It's background noise in my office and I really need to work on replacing it with Pandora.


Hildabeast-- Jane said it short and sweet... Hillary looks like shit.

Meanwhile, the EU morons are catching on to what people like RickB have said at JOM, Vlad is a wannabe Tsar, he's getting back the Old Romanov Empire back together again in NovoRussia, this time with natgas contracts rather than Cossacks. The EUers are so effin' deluded:


Hillary looks rusty at her coming out party

I notice that she's almost always sitting down now in her public appearances. Not the sign of a healthy person.


Hillary does not look quite so large sitting down.


Actually, I think she looks larger - she could otherwise be hiding behind a big podium.


Or lectern, rather. I always get those mixed up.


She looks pretty large in that pic if you view the whole thing.

I hope the debate negotiators are prepared to insist on standing at podiums.


Small ones.


From sfgate:

Whenever there are complaints that San Francisco smells like a Porta Potti, someone is bound to reply that the reason is there is no place for the down-and-out to go. But that's not really true. They have plenty of places.

"Bus stops, alleys, doorways," says Mahoney. "They go anywhere."

Seems that I'm not the only one who has noticed.

 Man Tran back home


Just had a chat with one their LE guys the other day who I mistook for a wood thief as he stopped on my property.
Fortunately he didn't draw down on me. :)

What spooks me is that the claims of the anti-gun retards that we would all leave the streets running with blood seems a lot more likely when the gummint thugs reach the point they feel invincible in the same way the IRS never blinked when harassed the TP.


Extraneous - how about Lucite?

hit and run

Sitting duck for more shoe-throwers.


This is the fascism that is the current HomoLeft-- 'tolerance' is a one way street..period. If you don't think exactly like practicing buggerers, you must be condemned and taught to do so. They are reprising the Salem witch hunters. This started with the we're here we're queer stuff 50 years ago, accelerated during AIDs, and as the Hollywood 40 year propaganda for 'gay rights' became conventional wisdom, it spawned militancy like this. Demented Sully must be so proud. Even old line racial grievers like Will Rhoden can't accept the gay fascists:


Porchlight, you naughty girl.

Happy, happy, joy, joy Ignatz

--How can Democrats win against the political titan married couple,Scotty Walker and his renowned 1985 Miss Cheeseball wife, Frumparella.

Yeah we're quaking in our boots.

Posted by: Dublindave 2016 | May 15, 2014 at 09:13 AM --

Now I'm the first to admit Mrs. Walker does not inspire any tendency toward infatuation in me, but it seems surpassing odd that WeeDavey misses no chance to disparage her while extolling the virtues of the corpulent, hideous, horse blanket wearing old nag at 10:33.

Hillary will never, ever be president.

Cecil Turner

I can't believe those young Hillary! supporters couldn't name one of her many accomplishments, like . . . er . . . wasn't she the first woman? [er, no] . . . didn't she?

Well, she'll be the best female president we've ever had, anyway. And darn it, people like her!


They apparently forgot that she doesn't sweat much.

Happy, happy, joy, joy Ignatz

IMO, the precedent of the wonderful results that sprang from electing the first black president (Barry, not Bill) hangs like a heavy horse collar around the stout neck of Old Paint Hillary.


Big boned or husky?


DD should be allowed to dump on Mrs. Walker, I mean we've dumped on Moochelle for years, the Left is entitled to have a go at the next First Lady.


Hillary's accomplishments? Excellent liar, superb in fact. She lies deliberately, purposefully and with no shame.


" Tell me a lie, You're Pianolegs,
Tell us a lie tonight
For we're all in the mood for mendacity
and everyone's feelin' alright!"


Outstanding, matt! "Piano legs"


I believe my trusty sidekick cat, Gaia, would willingly demolish anyone who tried to harm me. I only hope she claws and chews them up as much as she does me.

Art Deco

Inadvertantly stepped on my female cat's paw and was punished in this manner by my male cat.

Art Deco

DD should be allowed to dump on Mrs. Walker, I mean we've dumped on Moochelle for years, the Left is entitled to have a go at the next First Lady.

Allowed by whom? And with what penalties attached?

Mrs. Obama, whatever her virtues may be, spent 17 years in patronage positions which, after 1996, were verry well compensated apparently consequent to her connections. Now, as for what she did all day, please recall Diplomad's account of life in the 3d world (and places like it, like the governor's mansion in Little Rock): the function of the 1st Lady is to launder the bribes.

Mrs. Walker, is, last I checked, employed in the fundraising apparat of the American Lung Association. You do not earn big bucks from that and she's been doing this sort of work for a considerable run of years. Not everyone's wife is a grafteuse or indulges themself with public funds.

As for what she looks like - she's perfectly pleasant looking for a woman of 57. If your wife looks that good at that age, your running ahead of the median.

Dave (in MA)

Cats to the rescue...

Danube on iPad

"You don't even need to spare Arlington."

Hey--my brother lives on S. Rolfe (right across the street from Chuck Grassley).

Captain Hate on the iPad

Greetings from Amarillo.

I'm not a cat person but my younger Hatette's cat, Sailor, has been in chez Hate for a year and a half and coexisted very well with Maggie. They had their occasional spats, with varying degrees of success by each party, but ultimately I think they provided comfort for each other when the house was otherwise empty.


This blog has gone to the dogs cats:(

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