Spell Check taunts the NY Times editors with this gem on the US strategic pivot to Asia (my mockery):
The Three-Headed Monster Challenging Obama’s Foreign Policy
There are still plans afoot to shift the American presence to the Pacific over the next six years, aiming toward the moment when 60 percent of America’s forces abroad are in the region. But many Asian leaders question whether Mr. Obama and his successor will carry through. Many Europeans and Middle Eastern leaders see those efforts and shutter.
Close the shutters and lock the doors? Maybe! But I'm holding out for "shudder".