Mitt Romney bows out for 2016, clearing the path for... Jeb Bush?
Oh, why not? In 2012 the bright lights of the Republican establishment picked the one candidate who couldn't bang the table against ObamaCare. So now the establishment is poised to back the one guy who is older news than Hillarity! Instead of offering a fresh face against more of the same, they are going to get behind the one guy who actually danced to "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" back when young Bill represented the future. Groan.