Finally, the primary season will come to an end, but Bernie vows to fight on! I have given up on the Cavs (having already been disappointed by my Thunder) so the only upset I am looking for in California are Wednesday headlines reading "Bernie Wins California!" juxtaposed with "Hillary Clinches Nomination".
And to continue with the Jarring Juxtapositions theme, here is Ronald Reagan commemorating "the boys of Pointe du Hoc". No, those aren't tears. Damn hayfever.