WTF Is It Now?

The Red Sox poised on the brink of ending their curse; Arafat poised on the brink of ending ours; Rehnquist with thyroid cancer - and it's still only Wednesday.

By Saturday, dogs will speak and endorse Kerry. The cat rebuttal for Bush will be Sunday.

It has been a long time since I said "Thank God it's Tuesday", but I sure will be next week.

UPDATE: Lest I forget, on Monday we bag Bin Laden. No, really:

NEW DELHI, October 25: Fugitive Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has been spotted in the Tibet-Laddakh region, close to the North-Eastern tip of Pakistan, bordering India and China, Indian and US officials believe.

A high-ranking official of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) flew from Islamabad on Sunday to meet top Indian officials here in Delhi after reports of Bin Laden’s presence in the region.

According to sources, following the meeting between Indian security bosses and the FBI, the New Delhi Government has put its security forces in the North Western region, specially the Kashmir Valley, on 'red alert.'

Kashmir? What happened to Waziristan?

Folks who remember the story remember that Bin Laden worked with the Pakistani ISI to train terrorists that operated against India in Kashmir. In fact, IIRC, Richard Clarke told us that the famous 1998 cruise missile strike into an Al Qaeda camp in Afghanistan killed some ISI agents.