Ooooh, it's almost Halloween! I've already seen ghouls walking, spider webs spun over bushes, skeletons hanging from trees, fog blowing mysteriously across barren yards, and ghosts swaying from tree branches.
But the scariest experience of my weekend? "Honey, you have to take the kids shopping at Party City to get their costumes".
Ahhhh!
JUST WARMING UP: "What do you give to a vampire who has a cold and can't sleep?", wondered my nine year old. C'mon - "coffin syrup".
We'll be here all week.
More firghtening was the 60 Minutes story I just saw on Plamegate. I barfed up a perectly good italian dinner after watching it.
Posted by: dorf | October 30, 2005 at 07:25 PM
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.
not sure if this is a nine year old one...
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Posted by: topsecretk9 | October 30, 2005 at 09:41 PM
"We'll be here all week."
No, no... it's just gonna feel that way...
Posted by: richard mcenroe | October 30, 2005 at 10:32 PM
How do you kill a lesbian vampire?
Drive a stake through the undead bitch's heart.
vampires are no joke.
Posted by: Creepy Dude | October 30, 2005 at 11:15 PM
I'm going as Viet Cong, in pajamas.
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Posted by: kim | October 31, 2005 at 07:52 AM
Ack Ack Ack.
Dang, he ducked under again.
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Posted by: kim | October 31, 2005 at 07:55 AM
We see you behind that war hero masque.
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Posted by: kim | November 02, 2005 at 07:07 AM