Adam Nagourney of the Times pleads with Dem leaders to give his readership some hope, or to show a sign of life, or even a brainwave:
Democrats are heading into this year's elections in a position weaker than they had hoped for, party leaders say, stirring concern that they are letting pass an opportunity to exploit what they see as widespread Republican vulnerabilities.
In interviews, senior Democrats said they were optimistic about significant gains in Congressional elections this fall, calling this the best political environment they have faced since President Bush took office.
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Asked to describe the health of the Democratic Party, Senator Christopher J. Dodd of Connecticut, the former chairman of the Democratic National Committee, said: "A lot worse than it should be. This has not been a very good two months."
"We seem to be losing our voice when it comes to the basic things people worry about," Mr. Dodd said.
Democrats said they had not yet figured out how to counter the White House's long assault on their national security credentials. And they said their opportunities to break through to voters with a coherent message on domestic and foreign policy — should they settle on one — were restricted by the lack of an established, nationally known leader to carry their message this fall.
This article is an extended comedy classic, but here are some highlights.
John Kerry performing "Any Day Now":
Mr. Kerry said the party's authority had been diluted because of the absence of one or two obvious leaders, though he expressed confidence that would change.
"We are fighting to find a voice under difficult circumstances, and I'm confident, over the next few months, you are going to see that happen," Mr. Kerry said in an interview. "Our megaphone is just not as large as their megaphone, and we have a harder time getting that message out, even when people are on the same page."
Tall John, in a slightly different context I would advise you that it is not the size of the megaphone, it is the energy with which you employ it.
Let's hear from another hero:
Some Democrats argued that the party had time to put up its ideas, and that it would be smarter to wait until later, when voters would be paying attention.
"When you bring it out early, you are going to leave it open for the spinmeisters in Rove's machine, the Republican side, to tear it to pieces," said Senator Richard J. Durbin, Democrat of Illinois.
His point is what? That if the Dems have to debate their ideas (after they figure out what they are), it will be a disaster? You can run, but you can't hide the lack of substance.
Nancy Pelosi is calm and wise, in her own special way:
...Mr. Bayh said, "I don't believe we will win by just not being them."
Ms. Pelosi of California, the House Democratic leader, did not dispute that argument. But, pointing to the Democratic strategy in defeating Mr. Bush's Social Security proposal last year, she said there was no rush.
"People said, 'You can't beat something with nothing,' " she said, arguing that the Democrats had in fact accomplished precisely that this year. "I feel very confident about where we are."
Maybe you can plan to beat something with nothing, but Nancy, Rove has shown he can beat you like a drum.
Barbara Boxer closes on what might be a note of hope:
And Senator Barbara Boxer, also a California Democrat, said: "We have a strategy. First is to convince the American people that what's happening in Washington is not working. We have achieved that. Now we have to, at this stage, convince people that we are the ones to bring positive change."
Well. If she wants her party to take credit for making Washington ungovernable, Godspeed.
"We seem to be losing our voice ..." Sen. Dodd
Does not that happen when you scream at the top of your voice about anything ( everything?) for a long period of time?
Posted by: Gary Maxwell | February 08, 2006 at 12:39 PM
"Our megaphone is just not as large as their megaphone.." Sen. Kerry
I got an spam e-mail this morning that could help you with that problem Senator.
Too too funny.
Posted by: Gary Maxwell | February 08, 2006 at 12:41 PM
It's mornings like this that I kinda regret cancelling my subscription to a publication that was always good for some laughs.
Posted by: clarice | February 08, 2006 at 12:50 PM
Well Kerry you were loud enough to be heard from Davos with your filibuster campaign so I guess it's not a matter of volume but more one of message- guess what your party doesn't have one!
Posted by: maryrose | February 08, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Nagourney is an excellent choice as mouthpiece for the bigmouths. The incoherence of his writing perfectly matches the incoherence of his party leaders.
I don't see any rush for the Dems to gather to gether, pool their ignorance, and come up with a disunified theme. After all, it's still eight months to the election and look at the progress they've made in the sixteen months since their last defeat.
They should consider getting together with Greenburg and Schrum in a couple of months, those boys are pros and can pull together the strategy necessary to put the Dems over the edge.
Posted by: Rick Ballard | February 08, 2006 at 01:57 PM
That burp from Pelosi is music to Rover's ears... and mine too! Do the Dems really think the "defeat" of SSR was some triumph for them? Given the antics at the SOTU, obviously they do. YOUWZERS! How can they even call themselves "Democrats" while declaring that elections are not the deciding issue on these matters? Hilarious! If mainstream Dems don't open their eyes TODAY they will be rubbing their butts in bewilderment yet again in, what? eight months?
Posted by: megapotamus | February 08, 2006 at 02:00 PM
How can supposedly intelligent dem leaders- be so clueless on how they come across to others. Dodd's comment is a wake up call for them but once again they are tone deaf from all the shouting and screaming from Kos and Moveon.org.
Posted by: maryrose | February 08, 2006 at 02:08 PM
Kudos TM on the brilliant commentary following the cited Dem
comments. Know that make it easy -
but love to laugh. And thankyou
for giving 3 OL's!
Posted by: larwyn | February 08, 2006 at 02:24 PM
The New York Times begins its 2006 campaign.
Posted by: Florence Schmieg | February 08, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Barbara Boxer closes on what might be a note of hope:
...then she moves on to plead with Cindy to be nice!
Posted by: topsecretk9 | February 08, 2006 at 03:44 PM
"Our megaphone is just not as large as their megaphone.."
These people are just so dense and arrogant. Do Democrats really think the American people just haven't heard their message? That if they could just say one more time or hijack another funeral people would finally hear them and come to their senses?
Geez, they are all hear, and the message is clear --our sole purpose in life is demonstrating whole much we HATE George Bush. I remember thinking why Cindy Sheenan had to wear a t-shirt for her expected screen shots. Does Cindy think people aren't clear on her message? One more stab of shock will rattle us in siding with her?
It's not about hearing them, it's just they have only one thing to say, and I've quit listening.
Posted by: topsecretk9 | February 08, 2006 at 04:06 PM
I get such shadenfreude (sp?) over hearing the leaders of the Democratic party crying "please someone tell us what we stand for!".
Though I'll give them some credit. I think they know what they stand for; they just want to come up with something they stand for that the American people will agree with.
Posted by: Mark | February 08, 2006 at 05:02 PM
Quick, somebody get the donks a bigger microphone!!
Posted by: Jimmy's Attack Rabbit | February 08, 2006 at 07:16 PM
Today, Rush was on Cavuto, he said "Remember the movie "the Wedding-Crashers, well, the Democrats are "Funeral-Crashers".
But this is the point of my comment:
>On January 28th, 2006 American Thinker posted
Gallantry: What Liberals can Learn from George W. Bush
by Vasko Kohlmayer
You'll want to read and save the entire essay at:
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles.php?article_id=5199
Click here: The American Thinker
MacsMind had this :
UPDATE II: Quote from Rush Limbaugh today, "George W. Bush is a classy gentleman. He doesn't care what these people say about him at Coretta Scott King's funeral because he knows that they're the ones that look very small and petty. It's not affecting people's perception of him."
Exactly the point - Character - something these clowns can't comprehend. Whether it's giving up our National Security Secrets or undermining our ability to protect ourselves, the left has made it's true colors known and come 2006 and 2008 the Country will remember as well.
UPDATE III: Yep Clueless! You know that they know they're screwed when they try the Blame Gaming to reverse their Shaming.
And last evening I received my Mullings E Mail:
A Tale of Two Cities;
A Tale of Two Men
by Rich Galen
Wednesday February 8, 2006
snip
* On a the http://www.mullings.com/dr_02-08-06.htm
http://www.mullings.com/richbio.htm
Hope one of the 527's that support Republican candidates uses the
shot of Jimmy at the podium with Pres Bush and First Lady Laura
seated behind him.
The Democrats may want to grab a dictionary to look up Gallantry
While most Americans look and say - that's not a club I want to join-
those megaphones are really annoying.
Posted by: larwyn | February 08, 2006 at 08:31 PM
American Thinker link
(new to tag use will try again)
You'll want to read and save the entire essay at:
Gallantry of George W Bush
The American Thinker
Posted by: larwyn | February 08, 2006 at 08:37 PM
Larwyn:
I read that article when it first came out and found it to be very heartwarming. It has captured President Bush exactly.
On Imus today,while he was talking to Lieberman the I man said what a bitter, whining old fool Carter has become. He mentioned his Habitat for Humanity work but found his behavior and speech at the funeral to be inexcusable.
Posted by: maryrose | February 08, 2006 at 08:53 PM
I remember Wonkette doing a bit with a drawing on a photo of Kerry that showed he had a very big-un-megaphone.
Didn't help him.
Posted by: clarice | February 08, 2006 at 08:56 PM
i/> I agree Larwyn. Some days I can hardly believe how civil the President remains in the face of such non-stop vituperation.
Posted by: clarice | February 08, 2006 at 08:58 PM
test
Posted by: clarice | February 08, 2006 at 08:59 PM
fixed
The President has Karl Rove. The Dems have Bob Schrum. I'd be civil and keep smiling too.
Posted by: Rick Ballard | February 08, 2006 at 09:02 PM
Well, it was fixed in Preeviw.
Posted by: Rick Ballard | February 08, 2006 at 09:03 PM
Rick'
Remember at any given time Rove can become Scrummy or Shrummy can become Rove.
Posted by: maryrose | February 08, 2006 at 09:07 PM
Rove is Schrum - that's why Bush is so civil.
Posted by: Rick Ballard | February 08, 2006 at 09:10 PM
I was once given a pillow with a cross-stitched expression on which frequently seems appropriate, nevermoreso:
I'm so far behind, I think I'm first.
Posted by: JM Hanes | February 08, 2006 at 10:52 PM
Mad scientist Larry chortles with glee as he craftily designs MOAM (Mother Of All Megaphones). Hurry Igor! We have to get pre-production models to Kerry, Boxer and Pelosi ASAP!
Posted by: Larry | February 08, 2006 at 11:41 PM
You know I thought it was bad and then I hear Arianna Huffington laughing at the Dems. See for yourself:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/dems-have-yet-another-i_b_15310.html>Huffing and Blowing
Posted by: Gary Maxwell | February 09, 2006 at 12:51 AM
I just wish you'd all quit calling Valerie an analyst. what she and Joe do in the privacy of their own bedroom doesn't have any bearing on the question at hand.
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 01:07 AM
*Thwacking Larry on the kneecaps with the ivory knob of my furled umbrella*
Posted by: clarice | February 09, 2006 at 01:09 AM
Oops. Wrong thread. Bad joke, too. Sorry. Pass the whiteout, please.
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 01:16 AM
Oww! May I ask which bad joke you're thwacking for? I mean for which you are thwacking?
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 01:20 AM
Must be getting late. I'm getting all kinds of double entendre's and weird visuals. I always aspired to be a dirty old man. Now I are one, I forgot why.
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 01:24 AM
Well, I'm a mean old lady , you beast.LOL
Posted by: clarice | February 09, 2006 at 01:38 AM
I suppose you'll deny that this, "*Thwacking Larry on the kneecaps with the ivory knob of my furled umbrella*", is literally fraught with a plethora of suggestive words and phrases? Hmmm? I love it when you talk dirty! Th..th..th..that's all folks! G'night and g-d bless.
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 01:54 AM
Good God, look what the morning's unfurled. You don't have to get that gleeful about the Death of the Dems. For a wicked stepmother she used to be cute.
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Posted by: kim | February 09, 2006 at 07:41 AM
Memo from VRWC HQ: Anyone revealing the law of holes to any useful idiot on the left will be immediately expelled from the conspiracy. Further measures, if necessary, may include continuous surveillance by men in black, black chopper hovering, paramilitary tribunal or extreme sanction.
Posted by: Larry | February 09, 2006 at 09:07 AM
The "New" DNC - Digging in for the Coming Battle
Posted by: Rick Ballard | February 09, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Yeah, she wasn't so cute anymore after she got so big.
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Posted by: kim | February 09, 2006 at 10:01 AM
looks like it really is a bipartisan scandal,Reid in the cookie jar...wonder if there will be a WAPO style email spam crusade to AP? Open letter to AP? Anyhoo, file under "no duh"
Posted by: topsecretk9 | February 09, 2006 at 04:12 PM
Wait a minute I heard Mad How say that this was a Republican scandal. Even said that only Republicans got money from Abramoff. You mean he was being too cute? He just forgot that the scandal was about influence peddling and Abramoff clients trying to buy friends? Oh.
Posted by: Gary Maxwell | February 09, 2006 at 04:18 PM
He coulda been a contenduh.
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Posted by: kim | February 09, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Wasn't there a recent commenter just lecturing us that this was not true? hmmm. Anyways, I am sure James Brady at WAPO blog is laughing.
"According to knowledgeable DNC sources, Dean about ten days ago was shown opposition research documents generated by the Republican National Committee more than three years ago, which laid out facts regarding Reid and his family's lobbying and ethical conflicts.
Dean, according to the sources, was fascinated by the details, and asked that his staff research and independently confirm everything on the documents. "Basically he oppo'd a member of his own party," says a DNC source loyal to Dean.
"Basically, we were looking at three- or four-page documents that made Jack Abramoff's lobbying work look like that of a rank amateur," says the DNC source. "Between the minority leader's past in Nevada and here in Washington, and the activities of his sons and son-in-law, there probably isn't anyone in this town with more conflicts. The Reid family is the symbol of what's wrong with Washington; it's their behavior that enabled the culture that spawned people like Abramoff."
Posted by: topsecretk9 | February 09, 2006 at 04:34 PM
'"When you bring it out early, you are going to leave it open for the spinmeisters in Rove's machine, the Republican side, to tear it to pieces," '
Because maybe....your ideas suck?
Posted by: ICallMasICM | February 10, 2006 at 01:15 PM