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June 08, 2006

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Cecil Turner

Interesting parallel view of the ramifications. The Captain:

The elimination of Zarqawi and his henchmen will kneecap the foreign insurgency.
And AP News:
But any hopes the Jordanian-born terror leader's death would help stem the violence in Iraq were dimmed hours later when a car bomb exploded in a Baghdad market, killing 12 and wounding 65.
I expect the truth is somewhere in the middle (how could it not be?).

Lurker

And this was the day...after 06/06/06? :)

Nah, Zarqawi's death won't slow things down but it should help wind things down. Like it did after WWII.

Now to capture or kill OBL and Zarahiri but they will all be replaced. Even with the replacement, AQ is weakening.

AQ is declaring Zarqawi a martyr. RIGHT!

Bob

How long before Al Jazeera claims it was a wedding party and 24 innocent women and children were also killed.

Oh happy Days... well maybe not for those 72 virgins!

Jane

It's a great great day!

Lurker

Since TM made a reference to KOS's Rove article, how about this:

CIA Leak Investigation as part of their annual YearlyKOS workshops (go to the main page).

RIGHT!

PeterUK

"his identity was confirmed by fingerprints and a look at his face". I hope these elements were not too close together.

PeterUK

Alarmist Propaganda,
"But any hopes the Jordanian-born terror leader's death would help stem the violence in Iraq were dimmed hours later when a car bomb exploded in a Baghdad market, killing 12 and wounding 65."

Ignores the fact that the bombing operation might have been planned some time ago and was simply an ongoing operation.

Bob

PeterUK

"I hope these elements were not too close together."

Hopefully "his elements" were blown a few hundred feet apart. A little here, a little over there. Some in the back yard....

Dwilkers

Welp, nothing at TalkLeft, FireDogLake, Pandagon or Atrios. I was disappointed as I expected to see a new Hamsher post about how this had something to do with someone having Rove's "knob" in their mouth.

Can't say I'm surprised though. Sadly, nowadays good news for the US is bad news for the left.

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person than Zarqawi. I suspect it is closer to Captain Ed's description than AP's. The recently captured AQ docs showed that AQ knew they were on the ropes whether the western press knew it or not.

The Iraqis democrats and US military in Iraq have momentum now. Let's hope they leap on this opportunity with both feet.

- Heh. Watching the glum report on the Today show now. Pretty funny.

jerry

Yes, thanks to KOS the WH stayed motivated and killed Zarqawi.

Great day regardless.

Lurker

Daily Kos actually did say something...

"From the Daily Kos response:

Some guy on ABC is saying this is a "nail in the coffin of Al Queda." Bull [expletive]. This guy was a face, a name, a few menacing lines about impending doom to us. The victory doesn't lie in removing this man, nor any other true terrorists in Iraq. Instead victory is in making a peaceful nation in a land fractured by ethnicity and then war.

Where is Osama?"

Wizbang and Hugh Hewitt had their responses well-prepared to this KOS response.

Al Jazeera, of course, said that Zarqawi's death will unify the AQ organization.

Right.

PeterUK, I knew that the AP's reported attack was pre-planned. Wanna bet that the number of attacks will decline?

Wonder what will happen with Somalia...

Jane

No one should expect an end to violence in Iraq as a result of this fabulous event. In fact I would expect it to escalate in the short term. But the Zarqawi forces have not even announced a replacement. It is fair to assume they are disjointed, and regrouping will not be easy. The back may have been broken but it will take a while.

Dwilkers

Unexpected bottom line from the Today Show's segment:

This strengthens AQ, because Zark-Man was in competition with Bin Laden for control. Now Bin-Laden can consolidate.

No, I'm not kidding.

PeterUK

Bob,Yes but slowly!

PeterUK

Needs spinning,"Top Democrat activists bombed by US warplanes"..Al Gore said,"This looks like tampering with the voting process".
Former presidential candidate John F Kerry said today,"Violence never solved anything"."Kerry criticized Bush for failing to "conduct a realistic, nonconfrontational policy with outsourced Democratic activists."

Bob

Exactly Jane! They all may be nut jobs and fanatics, but there are very few that can lead them like him. I'm sure it won't be long before they find a new leader, but this won't be easy under the pressure of the Iraqi and US forces.

PeterUK

"Now Bin-Laden can consolidate." Whereas Zarqawi most certainly can not,there are things that even duct tape cannot do.

Bob

PeterUK:
"Whereas Zarqawi most certainly can not, there are things that even duct tape cannot do."

Maybe they'll try that other "Western" marvel Velcro... it's not affected by blood, and it's re-usable too...

Patton

I think Francine Busby spilled the beans when she announced the Democrat plan for victory in November:

"You don't need papers for voting."

Bob

So you don't think the left can spin this!

Father Moonbat should hook up with Cindy!

"PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Michael Berg, whose son Nick was beheaded in Iraq in 2004, said on Thursday he felt no sense of relief at the killing of the al Qaeda leader in Iraq and blamed President Bush for his son's death.

Asked what would give him satisfaction, Berg, an anti-war activist and candidate for U.S. Congress, said, "The end of the war and getting rid of George Bush."

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-06-08T122308Z_01_N08295664_RTRUKOC_0_US-IRAQ-ZARQAWI-BERG.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Florence Schmieg

I increasingly see the Democrats as the party of adolescents, no matter what their age. Joe Biden was on CNN and predicting how 2 weeks from now there will be more students pulled off busses and executed. This is typical. Couple that with the ridiculous spin about the CA-50 elections from them and the media (NY Times' Nagourney headline on page 1 this morning that says the win shows how bad things will happen to Republicans since Bilbray was under 50-no mention of the 4% the Minuteman guy got of course showing Republicans got 53%). They act the way my 3 kids did in high school when things didn't go their way or their football team was losing. They should rejoice that this evil, horrible man is dead. They should want Iraq to have a decent future. So childish. So weak.

Jane

Michael Berg was on Fox News this AM and it was ugly. He said he mourned the death of anyone - even if that person killed his son. He also said he didn't trust the news because - he couldn't believe anything George Bush said. At that point the newscasters started to talk over him. It was U-G-L-Y.

maryrose

This is news I've been waiting for for years. It's like when they captured Saddam.
Now watch President Bush's poll numbers start to rise. Lieberman was on Imus and was very happy about the development. Imus offered Lieberman his support on air. Lieberman,one of the few sane voices.

Tom Maguire

...getting rid of George Bush."

Versus:

This guy was a face, a name, a few menacing lines about impending doom to us. The victory doesn't lie in removing this man...

Patrick R. Sullivan

Ann Coulter just got some more ammunition to beat up on Matt Lauer with this from Reuters:

'PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Michael Berg, whose son Nick was beheaded in Iraq in 2004, said on Thursday he felt no sense of relief at the killing of the al Qaeda leader in Iraq and blamed President Bush for his son's death.'

So, Matt, what were you saying about the 9-11 widows?

verner

Praise Heaven. What a happy day. A fitting end to that murderous bastard.

And not only did they get him, but three others. AND it sounds like they are cleaning up cells all over the country.

And now the new government has finished selecting the cabinet.

Expect the MSM to start pushing Haditha even harder...

cathyf
adding that his identity was confirmed by fingerprints and a look at his face.
I had to read that twice -- the first time I saw it as "his identity was confirmed by fingerprints and the look on his face."

cathy :-)

Sue

You guys should feel bad. Rejoicing at the death of Zarqawi. Where is the sympathy for those 72 virgins that now have to deal with him?

::grin::

Oh happy day...

...I never thought I would not feel any remorse at the death of another human being. I have comforted myself with the fact he wasn't human.

Granddaddy Long Legs

I think the "reality based community" will concoct conspiracy theories that Karl Rove orchestrated this news story to drown out the Haditha coverage.


Sue

and the look on his face

Could he have seen the 72 virgins? And realized someone lied to him? ::grin::

cathyf

Maybe he saw the 72 raisins?

(I always have this mental picture of the CA dancing raisins and Heard It On the Grapevine when they talk about shahid heaven.)

cathy :-)

Sue

LOL...

lurker

Any details on the other 17 raids around Baghdad?

Well, the words coming out Berg's mouth is going to hurt his campaign. He won't win.

Clyde

I hope that all 72 of his virgins look like Helen Thomas!

Sew his corpse up in a pigskin, weigh it down with heavy chains and dump it at sea.

Bob

And over at the Democrat Underground...

Man these moonbats are nut cases!

"It's all the distraction in the news media and that average people

can not keep it all straight. Anew I see the value of the DU, because of smart people who catch this sort of thing.

The Dems in Congress would be immediately attacked by Faux News and Limpball as crazy. Most of middle America would go along with it.

Maybe there is a bright side. We would go by grass roots instead of by leadership. Some sort of upwelling - granted no freeper is going to believe it but maybe with the internet there is a way to reach middle America.

The internet really rocks when it comes to this stuff. You can just see the military industrial complex shaking in their boots. They no longer control the flow of information the way they used to."


If you need more laughs go here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/
discuss/
duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2327738

Clyde

Patton, for the Democrats, you don't even need to be ALIVE to vote! It was the cemeteries and homeless people that gave Washington state a Democrat governor after several recounts in 2004.

Sue

I just read a headline at one of the other blogs...

Zarqawi's meeting ended early.

::grin::

Sue

Clyde,

Need I remind you that LBJ told Kennedy he'd give him Texas? And by golly he did. ::grin::

Pete

Good riddance. May he rot in eternity.

cathyf

Just realized that they got Abdul Rahman, too.

(In commodity market news, crude oil prices down, raisin prices up in heavy trading...)

cathy :-)

Sue

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1224102,00.html>Dead

A fitting headshot only for someone known to cut off heads, no?

PeterUK

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noah

It would really be great if one of the respected imams in Iraq would issue an opinion that the Z-man does not qualify for a martyr's death.

lurker

Yeap, LBJ sure gave JFK alot of fake votes.

Off topic: Too bad that in spite of the 75% vote in favor to move the cross to federal ground was halted by the stupid federal judge.

It's time to replace these activist judges and stop attacking our symbols. What's next...take down every cross at Arlington cemetery and renovate our US Supreme Court building to remove every one of those symbols?

Other Tom

Sure hope we didn't illegally tap his phone.

clarice

Yahoo--and I found something last night on the IT which along with other discoveries about Haditha which gives the "massacre" yet another whiff of a mediagenic scandal--Writing it up today. (Hint :in its Nov 20, 2005 writeup of the fight in Haditha Reuters' cameraman in Haditha mentions not a word about the "massacre")

Paidserva

Yearly COS is a returned Peace Corps Volunteer. So is Joe Wilson. Wilson and Plame worked in Iraq. Al Zarquari(Jordan) was blown up today. He murdered the returned Peace Corps Volunteer in Jordan(State Department)Foley; Plame's old boss.

So, it all looks good for the convention. Dems work in mysterious ways.......

maryrose

Clyde:
Your comment is so true. I followd that race for months and am convinced there was fraud and manufactured ballots. It was a deplorable situation. When Gregoris found out after about 5 recounts she had won she burst into tears because she knew the election was fixed and was uncertain if they had pulled it off. An absolute :theft in progress" which Kerry supported and funded. The dems in that state lied through their teeth. I hope Cantwell goes belly-up because this time the repubs are going to be watching for fraud like hawks.

Extraneus

Noah, I don't think that's possible. See here for some background on his claim to eternal fame.

maryrose

pete:
We agree on something-Excellent!

Soylent Red

Strong coffee and smoked Zarqawi...

No better way to get my day started.

Sue

BAGHDAD, June 8 (KUNA) -- Iraqi citizens took to the streets celebrating Abu Musaab Zarqawi's death on Thursday.

I have a smile on my face reading that.

PeterUK

Oh Well! He's never going to learn to fire that gun now

Gary Maxwell

Hip hip Hooray

Imagine waking up in hell instead of paradise and being told to go over there and give sisyphus a million year break on rolling the stone.

Sue

Man, wouldn't you hate to be the person tasked to replace Zarqawi as leader of AQ in Iraq?

MayBee

I'm so relieved for those that have been victimized and terrified by Zarqawi. I had forgotten his earlier assasinations. I can only imagine how good it would feel to know that the man in charge of terrorizing you and your neighbors has been stopped.

ed

Hmmmmm.

1. It's good he is dead. Can't argue with that.

2. So who is going to be the first one to claim that he's *been* dead all along and kept on ice when this administration needed to unveil his corpse?

3. Vis 72 virgins, 72 raisins.

Isn't that a rather important thing to hash out? Theologically speaking of course.

Sue

ed,

So who is going to be the first one to claim that he's *been* dead all along and kept on ice when this administration needed to unveil his corpse?

Is that what you are saying? If so, may I be the first to say...you are the winner? ::grin::

lurker

"Clyde:
Your comment is so true. I followd that race for months and am convinced there was fraud and manufactured ballots. It was a deplorable situation. When Gregoris found out after about 5 recounts she had won she burst into tears because she knew the election was fixed and was uncertain if they had pulled it off. An absolute :theft in progress" which Kerry supported and funded. The dems in that state lied through their teeth. I hope Cantwell goes belly-up because this time the repubs are going to be watching for fraud like hawks."

It's time for a photo-required vote along with a flag on the driver's license showing US citizenship AND never a felon.

I voted in favor of a state amendment for a photo requirement to vote in Texas. I believe it passed. May all the other states follow this, including New York. As for the national elections, there should be a national amendment requiring photos of people that are US citizens and NOT felons...passed in time for '08.

As long as the election people keep *good* records showing which person is a US citizen, alive, and NOT a felon, I'm ok with it.

lurker

"Yahoo--and I found something last night on the IT which along with other discoveries about Haditha which gives the "massacre" yet another whiff of a mediagenic scandal--Writing it up today. (Hint :in its Nov 20, 2005 writeup of the fight in Haditha Reuters' cameraman in Haditha mentions not a word about the "massacre")"

Can't wait. All the more to discredit Murtha, Schumer, Conyers, Pelosi, etc.

lurker

My gosh, wizbang just mentioned that the FBI was investigating why Berg gave Moussaoui his password for his computer account at his university. AND that we offered to help Nick get out of Iraq, which he declined. Check wizbang site.

Can you imagine Michael Berg representing his own state? Hope the people of his state are smarter than that.

Dwilkers

Must suck to be the ZarkMeister this morning, waking up next to the first of 72.

(apologies, I don't have time to whip out a proper celebratory photoshop this morning)

Gary Maxwell

al Qaeda in Iraq has acknowledged Zarqawi's death, which they refer to as "the joyous news of the martyrdom of our warrior Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi."

Well mark it down then that both AQ and I both celebrating. Probably for slightly different reasons and no doubt my dancing on the tables is higher spirited!

Reminds my of all the lefties telling about the good news about Busby yesterday. Well I said I heard that same note played with Hackett. His loss was a "win". So yesterday the lefties and I agreed. I wanted them to keep "winning". Now both AQ and I are celebrating the same event. Strange couple fo days.

lurker

Yay! Another piece of great news! USS Cole SAILS!! Reported yesterday! Check Gatewaypundit.

Birkel

CentCom messed around and scored a triple double. (Ice Cube reference for the "Today is a Good Day" hip-impaired.)

One less person in the world who wishes to kill me is always a good thing.

verner

I have a feeling that Zarqawi will be getting 72 grapes of wrath--though, hell is really too good for him.

lurker

Debka just reported that AQ already named Zarqawi's successor, "Abdallah Bin Rashid al Baghdadi".

Ok, we'll just keep going after one successor after another.

clarice

Does Hamas still announce when it has a new leader or do the neighbors find out when they see the Israeli missile headed for the new guy's house?

Gary Maxwell

Debka just reported that AQ already named Zarqawi's successor,

Hey al Baghdadi! Care to make a video tape? We are really interested in what you have to say. And change your Depends, the odor is getting hard to take.

PeterUK

Clarice,
Apparently "Incoming" and "Outgoing"mean the same thing.

Interstingly,whilst this event has been regarded by the "It will create a thousand bin Ladens" school as only provoking more violence,the fact that it is eroding terrors skill base.Just as Napoleon's invasion of Russia decimated the Grande Armeee wiping out swathes of all ranks fatally weakening it until the inevitable at Waterloo,so al Qaeda and the insurgency are having to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

Sue

ABC News Radio is reporting that additional raids have been conducted...17 sites have been raided with a treasure trove of information gathered.

verner

I'm watching the Iraqi policemen do the victory dance! FANTASTIC!

As for Zarqawi--heard on the news it was an inside job, and one of Al-Z's henchmen is going to be getting 25 mil. HAHA.

I wouldn't want to be his anionted sucessor.

Cecil Turner

Interstingly,whilst this event has been regarded by the "It will create a thousand bin Ladens" school as only provoking more violence . . .

Heh. No kidding. Check out some of these reactions from progressives (H/T: The Puppy Blender[er?]). It's somewhere between "defeatism" and "hoping for defeat."

verner

Sue, if you figure that Al Qaeda only numbered around 5,000 at it's high point, and with those 17 raids, and Al-Z blown to bits, THEY ARE TOAST.

Expect a few death gasps as they deteriorate into nothingness though--and of course the media will eat it up as a sign that Iraq is still a quagmire.

lurker

Cecil, www.democrats.com made a comment that now that Zarqawi is killed, we can push to bring our troops home.

Yuck.

Sue

Iraq's new defense minister is a Sunni. I think that is as big a news day as getting Zarqawi.

lurker

Another piece of good news: Dixie Chickens tour struggling in several markets:

Struggling

Sue

The new ministers are Iraqi Army Gen. Abdul-Qadre Mohammed Jassim, a Sunni Arab, for defense and Shiites Jawad al-Bolani for interior and Sherwan al-Waili for national security.

A Sunni, Shia and Kurd...not bad.

verner

Yeah Sue, and I saw the new defense minister interviewed at about 3AM, right after they announced Al-Z was terminated. He seems like one of the good guys. A Sunni, but secular all the way, a former general, very educated, and jailed by Saddam.

Looks like they've got a good team.

Rick Ballard

ZARQ: Rahman, where are the virgins?

RAHMAN: Shut up Zarq, eat your raisins.

ZARQ: By Allah, this place is hotter than the sands of the great desert. When do we get to the gates of paradise.

RAHMAN: Shut up Zarq, eat your raisins.

lurker

Oh drat! The Senate failed to pass the repeal of the estate tax.

Sue

Man, http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/IraqCoverage/story?id=2052737&page=1>Richard Clarke is a moron...

verner

After what she said about country music, that ugly fat butt Natalie whatshername had better never set foot in Nashville again.

They should have just shut up and sang--too late now.

One of the gigs they had to cancel was Memphis.

Sue

At another site...with the good news, will Kerry now claim he voted for the war before he voted against...again?

windansea

lefties continue to paddle their canoes sideways up DeNile...it must suck to be so deranged

I found these two items at The Captain's very interesting

Nor are the only people rejoicing at Zarqawi's elimination, and it seems that Zarqawi did more than just flub gun handling in his last videotape. Jordan also provided critical information about Zarqawi's movements by analyzing the outdoor shots in his reckless show of bravado and determined exactly where the video had been shot. The Jordanians sent that information to the US and Iraq, where it formed part of the critical information that led to the air strike.

Minutes after the Zarqawi's death was announced the long-debated interior, defense and national security posts were filled in a giddy session of parliament. Abdul Qadir Muhammed Jassim, a Sunni Arab and former Iraqi army commander, was named defense minister, Jawad al-Bolani, a Shiite, was put in charge of the interior ministry, and Sherwan Alwaeli, a Kurd, was named the country's top official for national security.

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/007152.php

Specter

"ringggggg.........ringgggg........ringgggg."

"Hey aren't you gonna answer that?"

"Naw - it's Osama again. I know what he wants and I'm not putting my head in that noose. Not when there's another Apache over the next rigde. You wanna talk to him? Maybe he'll appoint you."

"Not me man. Hang on a sec....I got an idea. Hey - Abdallah - yea you...it's your mom on the phone...."

PeterUK

If dates are being pulled on the tour,the Dix Chix are not going to break even,the tour is dead in the water.

Gary Maxwell

Philadelphia, Toronto and London. Who left off Paris from the tour? These are country and western venues?

PeterUK

"Philadelphia, Toronto and London" there seems to be a few gaps for one nighters.

Sue

The F-16 that was used to take out Zarqawi was built in Fort Worth Texas...don't know why I felt the need to say that...being from Texas had nothing to do with it...I'm sure...

Specter

Parts were built in San Diego probably....

Sue

::grin::

Patton

""Debka just reported that AQ already named Zarqawi's successor, "Abdallah Bin Rashid al Baghdadi". """

I would have thought Dean or Murtha had a good shot....

Bill

http://www.mudvillegazette.com/milblogs/2006/06/08/#005517

The Raid, and After
[SMASH]
MGEN BILL CALDWELL:

Zarqawi (and several others) was killed by two 500lb. bombs dropped from US Air Force F-16s. The location of the "safe house" was apparently provided by a tip from within his own organization.

After the air strikes, CoalitionForces launched 17 raids against terrorist targets in Baghdad "within hours" of identifying Zarqawi, uncovering a "treasure trove" of intelligence information. The targets were previously being exploited to track Zarqawi's movements. Now the Coalition is pushing rapidly to roll-up the al Qaeda network in Iraq.

Rick Ballard

"I would have thought Dean or Murtha had a good shot...."

No, they confine themselves to consultant's roles. Al Queada probably called Junior Sulzberger first to gauge press reaction.

PeterUK

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

O: We're closin' for lunch.

C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this insurgent what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Jordanian Orange ...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

C: Look, matey, I know a dead insurgent when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable terrorist, the Jordanian Orange, idn'it, ay? Beautiful beard!

C: The beard don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

(shouting at the cage)

'Ello, Mister Musab al Insurgent! I've got a lovely fresh liberal for you if you show...(owner hits the cage)

O: There, he moved!

C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

O: I never!!

C: Yes, you did!

O: I never, never did anything...

C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO MUSAB!!!!!

Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes insurgent out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

C: Now that's what I call a dead insurgent.

O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Jordanian Orange stun easily, major.

C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That insurgent is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the desert.

C: PININ' for the DESERT?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

O: The Jordanian orange prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that insurgent when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its camel in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that insurgent down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its teeth, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this insurgent wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

O: No no! 'E's pining!

C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This insurgent is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the camel 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!

'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!

'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-INSURGENT!!

(pause)

O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.

(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)

O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of INSURGENTS.

Patton

Some will claim my comments as ridiculous...but remeber this guy that sat next to Jimmy Carter in a seat of honor at the Democrat convention::

"Those who have risen up against the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win."

--Michael Moore, April 2004

Specter

ROFLMAO

Sue

Peter,

You've missed your calling if you aren't writing comedy somewhere...and getting paid for it. ::grin::

PeterUK

Perfectly respectable left wing point of view,the numbers will grow by decreasing,a lost election is a victory.

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