Soundbite This!

I am working on my Election Eve Push bumper sticker - here we go:

Democrats: Amnesty for Aliens, Civil Rights for Terrorists, Taxes for Us.

OK, its a bit long (and yes, that obviously ought to be "Illegal Aliens"), so I may have to go out and buy a manly, big-bumpered Hummer to fit it on.

My heart is not really into designing a pro-Republican bumpersticker (aka Rep BS), but I welcome suggestions.

And of course, we are open to the possibility of being amused by something from the Pelosi side of the aisle (I sort of picture something like "Republicans - Two More Years of Bush, But It Will Seem Longer", but I am gloomily resigned to the likelihood that actual entries will be more, hmm, emphatic).

Comments are open; Trackbacks may be (there is some techno-puzzle I need to tackle.)

Enjoy what's left of the weekend.   

Comments

[Bob]

OT...

http://www.newsobserver.com/145/story/506116.html>Accuser in Duke lacrosse case wanted money, man says

"She basically said, 'I'm going to get paid by the white boys,' " H.P. Thomas, the former security manager at the Platinum Club, said in an interview Friday. "I said, 'Whatever,' because no one takes her seriously."

Talk about something that Bites!

[cboldt]

-- "My heart is not really into designing a pro-Republican bumpersticker" --

Compassionate Amnesty, Tough on Terrorists, Here Come da' Judge!

The GOP campaign just isn't energizing me either. "We're Marginally Better than the Only Alternative!" But in the end, that's all it takes to win.

[kaz]

My favorite from elections past: Tick off the media - Vote Republican.

[Mark from Houston]

Since your in a Clancy mood. How about .....

Sum of all Fears : President Pelosi

[mark c.]

"Republicans disappoint me,Democrats scare me,"

[The Unbeliever]

In honor of lefty hero Sadaam Hussein's recent legal troubles, I think the Dems should go with:

"We're against the death penalty for anyone... except George W. Bush"

Or, if we can't make that fit on a bumper sticker:

Save Sadaam! (with a red-white-and-blue donkey on the left end, minature portrait of Sadaam on the right end)

As for a Republican bumper sticker, I think cboldt already nailed it above.

[Tom Maguire]

Sum of all Fears : President Pelosi

LOL. Another for the 'Must Steal' list. I feel strangely confident we will be seeing that again; about proper attribution, I am less sure.

[Martin]

Vote Democrat and Die...Free

[Martin]

As for Repubs:

Vee Have Vays of Making You Vote

[boris]

Vote Democrat and Die...Free

So the demorats are planning to repeal the death tax then?

[Richard]

I've always wanted this one made:
"Hey Afghans and Iraqis: Don't Thank Me, I Voted Democrat."

[clarice]

Dems: Losing is our Promise

[owl]

Fry Brains, Vote Republican.

[Semanticleo]

Shorter bumpersticker

BUSH/Iraq

[clarice]

Dems:We're Hellbent on Losing the War

(Taken from this posted by Instapundit:
"
I say this as a Democrat, for whom the Republican domination of government threatens many values that I hold to be important to America's role as a light among nations.

But there are no values that matter to me that will not be gravely endangered if we lose this war. And since the Democratic Party seems hellbent on losing it -- and in the most damaging possible way -- I have no choice but to advocate that my party be kept from getting its hands on the reins of national power, until it proves itself once again to be capable of recognizing our core national interests instead of its own temporary partisan advantages.

To all intents and purposes, when the Democratic Party jettisoned Joseph Lieberman over the issue of his support of this war, they kicked me out as well. The party of Harry Truman and Daniel Patrick Moynihan -- the party I joined back in the 1970s -- is dead. Of suicide."

http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2006-10-29-1.html

[Larry]

The only political bumper sticker and one of a handful of any kind my cars ever wore was, "I miss Ike. Hell, I even miss Harry." You gotta admit, they don't make 'em like that any more.

[clarice]

Well, they don't make voters like they used to either...or parties.

[JM Hanes]

Wish I could figure out how to make Eddie Izzard's "Cake or Death?" work for Republicans, but, alas, I fear it's a natural for the Dems..

[BumperStickerist]

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Fight Evil with Evil -
Republicans '06

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Vote Republican -
You Can Always Take a Shower

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Laura Bush - Would She Marry
Somebody Evil or Incompetent?
Vote Republican!

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Sack Speaker Hastert -
Vote Republican

(ed note: This is based on the electorate not being particularly bright)
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You Can Vote For The Next Crop of Democrats - This Batch Pretty Much Sucks.
Republicans '06

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[JM Hanes]

Wait for it!

[BumperStickerist]

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Split the Ticket -
Send Your Republicans to DC.
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Keep Your Democrats Local -
Where You Can Keep an Eye on Them
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There's a word for a Pro-Life, Pro-Gun Democrat-
It's Republican. Vote for the Real Thing.
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(D)-feat is not an Option.
Vote Republican!
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Kos Being Right is the 7th Sign of the Apocalypse
Don't Take the Chance - Vote Republican!
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[maryrose]

"Live Free From Terrorism"
Vote Republican!

[owl]

"Democrats/Suicide"

Just for Seman...short/sweet.

[Rightmom]

Bush supports no Mexican left behind/Dems support no Terrorist Left Behind/You Choose

[BumperStickerist]

BUSH/Iraq

I thought Bush was a divider, not a dividend. (little math humor there.)

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