How in the word could Mr. "Just Words" have responded to Hillary's claim that she was "Rocky" by saying that "We got to remember that Rocky was a movie”?
Was it "Just a movie" when Dorothy met the Tin Man?
Was it "Just a movie" when ET phoned home?
These are bits of Americana that have lifted people up for decades! Don't tell me movies don't matter!
Was it "Just a movie" when Bogey assured Ingrid that "We'll always have Paris"?
Was it "Just a movie" when Rhett told Scarlett that frankly, he didn't give a damn?
To deny this is to deny our great American heritage. Don't tell me movies don't matter! Movies have been inspiring Americans for generations.
Was it "Just a movie" when Clint asked a fellow citizen whether he felt lucky to be young and alive?
Was it "Just a movie" when Robert Duvall enjoyed the sights and smells of a beautiful morning?
Was it "Just a movie" when Bill finally persuaded Hillary to abandon the race? Hmm.
A man who would say that movies don't matter is a man who would bowl a 37, then quit after seven frames. A quitter! And a non-movie-matterer! He just doesn't get us. Well, he's going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of his life. Or at least until the North Carolina primary.
MORE: OK, time to Movie On. Dot Org.
BEATS ME: I have no idea why no one ordered a Code Red. Now I regret it. Today.
I CAN QUIT ANYTIME: But until I do - was it "Just a movie" when Obama hit up Hollywood for $1.2 million?
Somebody's having way too much fun.
81% of the people think the country is off course and what do we get? Open microphone at the Blogger Giggle Room.
Though this was pretty good.
Posted by: SteveMG | April 05, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Someone's put something in your wheaties,TM..I've never seen so many threads..
(And thanks for reminding me about the Wizard of Oz scene that was the source of so many childhood nightmares..Second only to Bambi.)
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 04:15 PM
Because he's a post-politics politician, Obama has yet to point out that Rocky lost.
Posted by: Danube of Thought | April 05, 2008 at 04:15 PM
And Madonna is going to do a remake of Casablanca -- in Iraq. Steyn:
"Play it again, Sam", just words?
Well, yeah, it's a misquote.
Ilsa: "Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake."
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' "
Here's looking at you, kid.
Posted by: hit and run | April 05, 2008 at 04:39 PM
"You're going to eat lightning. You're going to crap thunder".
-- The guy Burgess Meredith played...
Posted by: Cecelia | April 05, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Hey Hit! Happy Birthday!!!
Posted by: Jane | April 05, 2008 at 04:44 PM
Madonna will regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of her life.
Posted by: Danube of Thought | April 05, 2008 at 04:46 PM
Hey J
Your ane is hanging with me and my new beer fridge.
Posted by: hit and run | April 05, 2008 at 04:51 PM
We need you on that wall TM... but DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED? The snark-fest has been great this week.
Posted by: Bill in AZ | April 05, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Hit, I hope they always card you. Today. Next year. For the rest of your life.
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Oh! Is it OJ's birthday? Happy birthday!
Posted by: MayBee | April 05, 2008 at 05:07 PM
He claims it was about 2 weeks ago, but he's trying to lure Jane over to his place by bragging about the beer refrigerator his in-laws bought him for the big day. Some people have no scruples whatsoever.
Just saying.
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 05:11 PM
No, unless April 5th is Ground Hog's Day, this is not my birthday.
But...you wanna play that game?
OK, MayBee, let's play "This Day in JOM History"!!!
HOT!!!
Happy Birthday MayBee!!!!!!
Posted by: hit and run | April 05, 2008 at 05:14 PM
Happy B-day Maybee, and Hit I love the fridge. How did you decide on purple?
Posted by: Jane | April 05, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Hit & Run:
Was this the beer fridge your in-laws gave you? H&R Birthday Present
Sorry, TM, couldn't resist teasing H.
Posted by: Lesley | April 05, 2008 at 05:37 PM
Ditto,MayBee.
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Happy Birthday to me! Also, I love my new beer fridge and my relationship with Syl!
Posted by: MayBee | April 05, 2008 at 05:41 PM
For a guy whose entire political career reads like a Hollywood script (small time leftist community activist rises from obscurity to first minority president in history over the span of about 4 years ) to disavow movies is sort of biting the hand that feeds you.
Posted by: ben | April 05, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Happy Birthday clarice!
Posted by: MayBee | April 05, 2008 at 05:45 PM
It's not MY birthday,MayBee..I was just repeating the birthday wishes to you.
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Thanks, clarice. HitAndRun is being a bit of a scamp (aided by J an' E). I will apply your birthday wishes to my birthday when it comes around again. :-)
But for your birthday treat, your favorite Republican, Lincoln Chafee, is at FireDogLake at this very moment commenting on his new book.
Posted by: MayBee | April 05, 2008 at 05:59 PM
He quit after 7 frames???? Bowling a 37, I could live with that. But quitting????? That's contemptable.
How's about bowling a second game to see if you've improved???
Good friend of mines favorite saying
"God hates a coward."
Posted by: Pofarmer | April 05, 2008 at 06:09 PM
So,they are going to remake "The Alamo" in Falujah?
Posted by: PeterUK | April 05, 2008 at 06:15 PM
I do so think the genetic tail ends of political families are pathetic to watch, aren't they?
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 06:16 PM
I am looking forward to "Hillary does Denver"....
Posted by: ben | April 05, 2008 at 06:23 PM
Happy Birthday Lesley!!!!!
Posted by: hit and run | April 05, 2008 at 06:32 PM
Happy Birthday Booker T. Washington!!!
Happy Birthday Elihu Yale!!!
Happy Birthday Colin Powell!!!
Happy Birthday Thomas Hobbes!!!
And to at least feign an attempt to bring us back on topic...
Happy Birthday Bette Davis!!!
Posted by: hit and run | April 05, 2008 at 06:46 PM
OT - McCain vows to shut down NYTimes! Well, actually, the Yahoo headline said he "vows to deal with the severe economic crisis". I didn't bother to read the article since it's from al-Reuters, but that's the only way I can see to deal with the "severe economic crisis" - stop it at it's source.
Posted by: Bill in AZ | April 05, 2008 at 07:34 PM
HEH,Bill!
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 07:38 PM
I do so think the genetic tail ends of political families are pathetic to watch, aren't they?
In the Kennedy's case I blame it on liberal inbreeding. Chaffee could be a case of cross-contamination.
Posted by: ben | April 05, 2008 at 07:59 PM
Was it "Just a movie" when Dean Vernon Wormer said, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Or when Bluto Blutarski said, "TOGA! TOGA! "
Posted by: sbw | April 05, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Now we're talking movies,sbw!!!
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Those genetic tailenders are a commie plot to raise sympathy for the Bolsheviks actions at Ekaterinburg.
It works, too.
Posted by: Rick Ballard | April 05, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Was it just a movie when Scott Baio taught us that eyebrow trick in Zapped!? OK, I never quite got it to work, but was that just a movie?
Posted by: richard mcenroe | April 05, 2008 at 08:10 PM
... Come to think of it, Bluto Blutarski ended up... becoming... A Senator!
Now there's a Presidential candidate that would unify college students to baby boomers and break up the impending Democratic Convention trainwreck.
Posted by: sbw | April 05, 2008 at 08:13 PM
Happy Birthday to YOU. Happy Birthday to You.
Happy Birthday to . . .
Whomever!
I see we are all having fun on this beautiful day in April.
Hey - I wanna beer fridge too. Can you put wine in it? Or, Brandy?
Posted by: centralcal | April 05, 2008 at 08:32 PM
Maybe someone posted this piece of good news on another thread... i'm hoping for 80% by the time the aforementioned "train wreck" convention happens
From Rasmussen
Perhaps the only disturbing news for Obama in the survey is that most Clinton voters (56%) say they are not likely to vote for the Illinois Senator in the general election against John McCain. A month ago, 45% of Clinton voters said they were not likely to vote for Obama against McCain.
Posted by: ben | April 05, 2008 at 09:04 PM
Happy Birthday, MayBee and Lesley! It is a gorgeous evening in Central Texas. A toast to all of you.
Hit & Run - oh my gosh, I had been meaning to watch the Bette Davis Centennial on TMC all day today and clean forgot. Damn it all! But it's not too late...I just turned it on and the famous "staircase" scene in All About Eve is playing right this minute. Thanks Hit! And Happy Birthday Bette!
Posted by: Porchlight | April 05, 2008 at 09:04 PM
Someone's put something in your wheaties,TM..I've never seen so many threads..
He found out the Magnificent Bastard reads his blog. ::grin::
Posted by: Sue | April 05, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Was it just a movie when http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/quotes>Doc challenged Ike?
I don't think so...
Posted by: Sue | April 05, 2008 at 09:59 PM
You understand that was not the point of Harry Callahan's question; it was a Russian roulette type taunt to the future Hellraiser
bit player and Cardassian spymaster;Garrett.
I must admit that was a remarkably tone deaf
comment by Obama, whose cheering section is
rather top heavy with Hollywood stars like
Scarlett Johansen and Jimmy Smits; (that was
not meant to be a double entendre.
Posted by: narciso | April 05, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Happy Birthday, Porchlight!
Posted by: MayBee | April 05, 2008 at 10:41 PM
OT:(Thwack, MayBee)
BAGHDAD (AP) - Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's faltering crackdown on Shiite militants has won the backing of Sunni Arab and Kurdish parties that fear both the powerful sectarian militias and the effects of failure on Iraq's fragile government.
The emergence of a common cause could help bridge Iraq's political rifts.
The head of the Kurdish self-ruled region, Massoud Barzani, has offered Kurdish troops to help fight anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr's Mahdi Army militia.
More significantly, Sunni Arab Vice President Tariq al-Hashemi signed off on a statement by President Jalal Talabani, a Kurd, and the Shiite vice president, Adil Abdul-Mahdi, expressing support for the crackdown in the oil-rich southern city of Basra.
Al-Hashemi is one of al-Maliki's most bitter critics and the two have been locked in an acrimonious public quarrel for a year. Al-Hashemi has accused the prime minister of sectarian favoritism and al-Maliki has complained that the Sunni vice president is blocking key legislation.
On Thursday, however, al-Maliki paid al-Hashemi a rare visit. A statement by al-Hashemi's office said the vice president told al-Maliki that ``we can bite the bullet and put aside our political differences.''
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/7440606>Basra offensive unites Iraq
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 10:47 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/7440606>Basra Offensive
Posted by: clarice | April 05, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party.
March Hare: Why my dear child this is not a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Heavens no. This is an unbirthday party.
Alice in Wonderland is not just a movie. Its the world of H&R who is wishing everyone a Happy (un)Birthday today. Silly man.
Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup. Move down.
Posted by: Lesley | April 05, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Danube, that was choice.
Posted by: John Russell | April 06, 2008 at 12:04 AM
I love the smell of burning sulfur in the morning. It smells like chemistry.
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Speaking of movies. Charlton Heston has passed away.
Posted by: Sue | April 06, 2008 at 12:22 AM
OK for all you climate changers out there I have a new piece up.
Biofuel Scam.
Just to entice you let me give you the closing line. You're gonna love this. And it is a secret Obama smackdown. Plus it fits in with the Wizard of Oz clip so without further ado, may I present:
The fall of the Soviet Union has taught these idiots nothing. You can just hear the voices in their head. "We are smarter than the stupid Soviets. We have Degrees from Harvard."
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Denver will be so much fun!
Posted by: Denny, Alaska | April 06, 2008 at 12:28 AM
off
Posted by: glasater | April 06, 2008 at 12:31 AM
try again
Posted by: glasater | April 06, 2008 at 12:32 AM
glaster,
Thanks. PIMF. I just don't believe in it. :-)
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 12:33 AM
This is going to be a very Rocky Election - for the Democrats.
I smell blood - blood in the streets.
Denver will be so much fun!
HT Denny
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 12:38 AM
See I can do it right. Sometimes.
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Thanks Simon. JOM is always a learning experience. I didn't know what PIMF was until just now:-)
Posted by: glasater | April 06, 2008 at 02:32 AM
sbw,
Was it just a movie "when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"? No!
Err, actually, yes it was.
Posted by: edh | April 06, 2008 at 03:49 AM
When Ric Blain says goodbye,
and Miss Lund starts to cry,
Just a Movie.
When the light briefly shines
on the face of Herr Lime,
Just a Movie.
Posted by: Elliott | April 06, 2008 at 04:35 AM
Simon, buy a gallon of ethanol, starve a dozen children. Signs at gas stations in Washington state advertise 'No ethanol gasoline' as a selling point. Ethanol has never been economic. It has always required government subsidies. There are fewer hydrocarbon bonds in ethanol than in gasoline, hence less energy, by weight or by volume.
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Posted by: kim | April 06, 2008 at 06:58 AM
Good Morning! And Happy Birthday to Elliott, Centralcal, DOT, Porchlight, Cathy and JM Hanes (who I miss).
Posted by: Jane | April 06, 2008 at 07:08 AM
Don't know if it'll run M. Simon but I blogged it. I think you might have gotten more attention for those two pieces had you combined them and titled it something like How to Repeal the Law of Supply and Demand AND Win the Iowa Caucus. But that's just my tought FWIW.
Posted by: clarice | April 06, 2008 at 07:57 AM
Don't know if it'll run M. Simon but I blogged it. I think you might have gotten more attention for those two pieces had you combined them and titled it something like How to Repeal the Law of Supply and Demand AND Win the Iowa Caucus. But that's just my thought FWIW.
Posted by: clarice | April 06, 2008 at 07:57 AM
Clarice.
I had thought about that but the closing line was just too good to bury under some more text.
I'll add a link to the second though.
Thanks!
Posted by: M. Simon | April 06, 2008 at 09:08 AM
I did blog it but don't see it up--The editor is having major computer problems this week, but I have my dingers crossed. In any event, I see that TM picked it up--good!
Posted by: clarice | April 06, 2008 at 10:28 AM
HEH **Dingers is, of course, Fingers****
Posted by: clarice | April 06, 2008 at 10:29 AM
fingers --> dingers
You have reach the pinnacle of absolute perfection, producing the quintessential clarice typo!
Posted by: cathyf | April 06, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Thank you cathy--My neurological pathways may be occluded, but it only adds to the spice. (Or not.)
Posted by: clarice | April 06, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Let your zingers do the walking.
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Posted by: kim | April 06, 2008 at 10:49 AM
I will try crossing my dingers from now on, since crossing my fingers seldom works. (as soon as I locate my dingers, of course!)
Since Clarice brought it up, where HAS JMHanes been lately?
Posted by: centralcal | April 06, 2008 at 11:52 AM
'Rocky' Was Just A Movie?
In Philly, Rocky is the 5th book of the New Testament
.. and Obama is just another asshat politician.
Posted by: Neo | April 06, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Great post, but James Cagney is a bit rude, don't you think?
Posted by: Bob Agard | April 06, 2008 at 02:17 PM
It's more than just a movie for Hillary.
Was how the original lyric went, but they didn't want to have to pay her royalties.
Posted by: Elliott | April 06, 2008 at 02:17 PM
Was it just a movie when Clairence showed George the tomb of all the men who George's Brother didn't save, because George wasn't there to save his brother, because he was never born?
These days movies affect public opinion more than politicians and if Hollywood were producing more "Rockys" and fewer "Redacteds" and "Stop losses" both America and Hollywood would be better for it.
Posted by: MarkD | April 06, 2008 at 06:21 PM