In anticipation of the next breaking wave of Obamadulation when the Washingtonian hits the street with its photoshopped cover of Obama in swim trunks, let me present a non-photoshopped photo of Obama At The Beach when he was well enough known to be "Somebody", but not yet "The One". (I stumbled across this at the Chi Trib website where readers are invited to upload their pics of "Barack and Me", and the dating is hazy). Here we go, sit down ladies...
Full service blogging.
MORE: Move on.
Perhaps, but whose ponderous rump is that in the background?
Posted by: Ignatz | April 22, 2009 at 11:15 AM
What kind of an internet are we running that a full ten minutes after I posted this there is still no monumental flood of traffic crashing the site?
Posted by: Tom Maguire | April 22, 2009 at 11:26 AM
TM, I took special care not to click on the link at the Hot Air post talking about some topless photo of O yesterday, and now here I am looking at this wretched photo thanks to you!
Posted by: Porchlight | April 22, 2009 at 11:32 AM
In the words of the Great Feldman - PHEH!
Posted by: centralcal | April 22, 2009 at 11:33 AM
At least they're not holding hands.
Posted by: Charlie (Colorado) | April 22, 2009 at 11:37 AM
Lake Michigan looks a lot better than I remember it.
Posted by: BumperStickerist | April 22, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Guess what's his face has another tingle running up his leg..............
Posted by: PMII | April 22, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Looks ripped to me.
Posted by: Nasty McFierce | April 22, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Hmmm, let's see.... skinny guy with slight paunch, spaghetti arms and legs. No great muscle tone, and Boy! is Michelle's booty ever big! Wowzer! She must have lost some weight, because even though it is still quite generous, it was Shamu LARGE in this photo. I would recommend no more rear bathing suit photos for her, unless they do some photoshopping for her.
Posted by: happy1ga | April 22, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Is Obama crumpling up the Constitution in his left hand, or is it only his original Kenyan birth certificate? (Kidding!)
Posted by: Conservadick | April 22, 2009 at 12:12 PM
I think this is on the sand in Kailua, during teh one's vacation last year during the holidays.
Posted by: Chris | April 22, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Barry needs a little HGH.
Posted by: JWF | April 22, 2009 at 12:43 PM
He's so hot!
Posted by: bill ayers | April 22, 2009 at 12:50 PM
I don't see Michelle. The lady in the bathing suit doesn't have enough bow in her legs to be Michelle.
Posted by: Sue | April 22, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Bush could kick his ass any day of the week.
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Laura that is.
Posted by: exceller | April 22, 2009 at 12:53 PM
obama needs a "bro" and michelle could play linebacker for the raiders.
Posted by: Ronnie Coleman | April 22, 2009 at 12:59 PM
So, now Putin and Bammy have even MORE in common.
Posted by: Ann | April 22, 2009 at 01:13 PM
BO looks like a bobblehead doll with that huge head.
Posted by: Mark | April 22, 2009 at 01:14 PM
I agree with Sue, the woman in the background isn't Michelle - she is too evenly proportioned. M is quite WIDE at the hips and bowl legged.
Posted by: centralcal | April 22, 2009 at 01:19 PM
O doesn't have moobs in this picture.
Was it photoshopped?
Posted by: bad | April 22, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Look again Charlie
Posted by: Rocco | April 22, 2009 at 01:52 PM
except Putin actually knows how to kick ass and interrogate bad guys.
Posted by: matt | April 22, 2009 at 01:53 PM
IN an interesting discussion on local talk yesterday, Senator Begich's spokesperson was going on and on about how wonderful the Stimulus Bill was for America. Host wasn't buying it, and asked the question, "Name a business in America thats doing better as a result of The Stimulus Bill's passage?"
Hemming and hawing went on until a caller called in and answered, "My business is doing unbelievably better."
"And what do you do?" asked the host.
"I run a gun shop!"
Posted by: Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 02:00 PM
See LUN for a better Prez bathing suit photo.
Posted by: Thomas Collins | April 22, 2009 at 02:13 PM
"I run a gun shop"
Made my day!
Posted by: PMII | April 22, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Whoops! Maybe the web site doesn't LUN. Let's try again.
Posted by: Thomas Collins | April 22, 2009 at 02:17 PM
News at the top of the hour has fawning Press coverage of an Obama speech at a windmill power construction site.
So while we praise his initiative at solving our domestic energy needs for upcoming Earth Day, just a reminder that China, which also has energy needs, has just within the last month;
-signed a $300 million deal with GM to build a natural gas pipeline west to east across the country.
-signed a $25 Billion deal with the Russians to build an oil pipeline to China from Russia.
-had Westinghouse pour concrete for the most modern nuclear power plant in the world.
And by the way, on arrival at the new Shanghai airport from the South you fly over about a 100 state of the art windmill generating turbines. With all those windmills, producing all that energy, why in the world would the Chinese think they need energy options in Oil, Natural Gas, and Nuclear Power? I guess they're just not as enlightened as we are.
Posted by: Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 02:20 PM
Gosh ... even wearing just swimming trunks, he looks just like the Marxist-Socialist, anti-American, anti-Western, anti-Semitic, Muslim-loving, terrorist-sympathizing, black separationist, wealth redistributionist, naive Carter-wannabee that he actually is.
Posted by: fdcol63 | April 22, 2009 at 02:42 PM
I'm not surprised to see that Obama doesn't cast a shadow. Probably no reflection in a mirror either.
Posted by: MikeS | April 22, 2009 at 03:02 PM
Is it me,or has the sun bleached his skin somewhat?
Posted by: PeterUK | April 22, 2009 at 04:29 PM
I've got a ten dollar bill that says Perez Hilton and Andrew Sullivan have both put the above photo on their PC's as screensavers.
Then again, we all know Sullivan desperately wants to have Obama's baby.
Posted by: MarkJ | April 22, 2009 at 04:59 PM
Meh.
What's with this "Ken doll-ification" of the American male? Mattel introduced the Ken (Barbie's fictional boyfriend) doll in 1961. Barack Obama was born in 1961. Coincidence? I think not. ;)
Posted by: Lesley | April 22, 2009 at 05:02 PM
Daddy
I just heard Obama on the radio stating that "The policies of this Administration will put us on the path to Energy Independence". And, you just gotta go, Huh?
Posted by: Pofarmer | April 22, 2009 at 05:19 PM
My goodness TM, post a new topic (even tho we don't need one). You've got to get this guy off the first page.
Posted by: Jane | April 22, 2009 at 05:19 PM
This must be his trip to Hawaii in winter 2006.
Posted by: Jeff | April 22, 2009 at 05:44 PM
Charlie, love your president-in-a-bathing suit photo!
Posted by: MaryD | April 22, 2009 at 05:58 PM
Po;
Consider the administrations actions to date on energy policy:
. Closure of Yucca Mountain nuclear waste site
. Banning offshore drilling in CA/FL
. Banning drilling in Alaska
. Threatening coal fired producers with
closure
. closing off Wyoming/Colo shale oil
projects
Now look what he did today. In a factory where 15,000 people used to build refrigerators, 90 people today make pylons for wind energy. In his address, he urged each of us Americans to replace one incandescent bulb with a CFL.He thinks that this, checking our tire pressure, and windmills are going to make us energy independent. This is this kook's energy policy. he is surely smoking crack.
Posted by: matt | April 22, 2009 at 07:32 PM
Doesn't sweat, doesn't cast a shadow... Someone check his back for wings.
Posted by: AxmxZ | April 22, 2009 at 07:49 PM
So he is another skinny guy with the body of a 15 year old boy not quite done with puberty?
Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) | April 22, 2009 at 08:00 PM
If you have small children in your home and use CFRs, you should be arrested for child endangerment.
Changing a light bulb shouldn't require a Hazmat response
Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) | April 22, 2009 at 08:03 PM
Lesley: Ken doll, LOL!
Daddy:
"I guess they're just not as enlightened as we are."
If Obama hadn't been so blinded by the Olympic Village and the Hong Kong airport, surely he'd reverse course on energy policy and adopt the Chinese model.
PUK:
"Is it me,or has the sun bleached his skin somewhat?"
Having just seen a picture of the newly bronzed over Rahm Emanuel, one might almost think they're trading places.
Posted by: JM Hanes | April 22, 2009 at 08:53 PM
JMH:
If Obama hadn't been so blinded by the Olympic Village and the Hong Kong airport, surely he'd reverse course on energy policy and adopt the Chinese model.
OHHHH, JMH, what a great conflation!!!!!
Seriously -- if'n I had the gumption, that would make for the most wonderful line of thought...maybe I'll go back and see if I can dig up some old emails about the Olympic Village stuff and generate the gumption...
Arrrggghhh, I've been preoccupied with spring break stuff....what a great http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/sets/72157616855298642/show/>tax day tea party slide show you put together. We were on the beach in Myrtle, but apparently there were over 3000 folks here in Greensboro. I'm as encouraged as I am impressed by that number.
And I'm just now getting caught up on http://www.quasiblog.com/>QUASIBLOG.
You know what? You're damn smart and a helluva writer.
I shield my jealousness most of the time, this one included, hopefully.
Posted by: hit and run | April 22, 2009 at 09:49 PM
hit! I was wondering what you were up to! I'd have been thrilled to see you back, even if you weren't positively making my day in every other way too. Hope all the greatest hits are in fine fettle.
Posted by: JM Hanes | April 22, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Hit,
You are exactly right about JMH's writing skills. The other day she was so masterfully dissecting some lamebrains argument, that the line that popped into my head while reading it was Howard Cosell screaming out "Down goes Frazier!, Down goes Frazier!, Down goes Frazier! (His classic call of Pro-Boxer Joe Frazier getting Knocked Out by George Foreman.)It was at the tail end of some thread late at midnight, so everybody probably missed it, but just wanted JMH to know how much fun it was to observe her verbal surgery.
Posted by: Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 10:51 PM
She is fantastic..I am in awe!!
Posted by: clarice | April 22, 2009 at 11:04 PM
You're no slouch yourself, Daddy. Your late night narratives on sometimes obscure but always fascinating history are simply sublime. And the more obscure, the better, for my tastes.
Go Tarheels!
Posted by: hit and run | April 22, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Fuck you
Posted by: James Carney | April 23, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Voulez Vous?
Posted by: boris | April 23, 2009 at 12:17 AM
I'm going to check back in the morning to see if you guys really said all that stuff or whether it was just a waking fantasy. I'll fall flat on my face somewhere soon enough, but in the meantime, thanks for the kind words!
Posted by: JM Hanes | April 23, 2009 at 01:27 AM
Heh! And I just complimented JMH on the last thread, not knowing of this fawning session.
Time to cut JMH back to normal size.
Posted by: sbw | April 23, 2009 at 07:47 AM
Doesn't impress me. He has a little muscle definition from weights but no real working value. Maybe he should fall some trees like Linclon and spend some time with a double jack hammer. I doubt he could handle that type of strenuous activity and get dirty and sweaty. He just likes to look pretty and fails at that. The country looks at him like a rock star but they need to look again at his mannerisms. something ain't right and he is not like mainstream America black or white.
Posted by: Native son | April 23, 2009 at 12:15 PM
sbw:
"Time to cut JMH back to normal size."
LOL! If I assist by noting what an instructor once characterized as my "turgid complex prose" and apologizing for passions that turn pompous on the page, will you consider suggesting that everyone else just carry on instead?
Posted by: JM Hanes | April 23, 2009 at 05:03 PM
Michelle reminds me more of Stokely Carmichael in a dress.
Posted by: mrbill | April 23, 2009 at 06:52 PM
I think the white guy is better built.
Posted by: Paul A'Barge | April 23, 2009 at 07:06 PM
Looks like half-melted Neopolitan ice cream without the strawberry.
Posted by: RebeccaH | April 23, 2009 at 07:38 PM
It's photo-shopped. O's head is too big for his body........on second thought, maybe it's not.
Posted by: MJ | April 24, 2009 at 10:59 AM