What will those devious Al Qaeda operatives think of next?
Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
Well, I suppose we should encourage all red-blooded patriots to engage in vigilant threat assessments of female passersby. It's a small price to pay for freedom.
Or, we could just de-brief Tiger Woods.
And let's give belated props to the Eerily Prescient security team at Southwest Airlines, which was on this years ago.
DID THE 9/11 COMMISSION MISS THIS? The 9/11 hijackers spent a lot of time in strip clubs. We can now infer they were recruiting, not taking a break from the rigors of jihad.
As a Southwest exec told me, little Kyla while on the plane had her tanktop neckline pulled down below her boobs, covered only by a see-through knit top, and the crotch of her panties showed below the strip of fabric that was supposed to serve as her skirt. It was the female passengers who were onto her.
Posted by: stace | March 24, 2010 at 08:32 PM
Putting The T&A In 'TSA'
On a related note, you can't spell POTUS without POS.
Posted by: Porchlight | March 24, 2010 at 09:03 PM
This won't catch Obama's eye. He's an http://www.flickr.com/photos/59013527@N00/3705807538/>ass man.
Posted by: hit and run | March 24, 2010 at 09:18 PM
Your last comment is missing a comma, dude.
Posted by: bgates | March 24, 2010 at 09:42 PM
See a doctor. They have pills that will make you okay.
Posted by: caan | March 24, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Knocker, Knocker.
Who's there?
Boom, Boom.
Boom who, boom who?
Cry me a river.
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Posted by: A Bodice Too Buttressed. | March 24, 2010 at 11:31 PM
The terror is really a Dr.Who episode: mini-black hole Tardis Large H Collider.
Posted by: Master sabotage | March 25, 2010 at 12:16 AM
What is the Salgir? Bad language jokes for $400, please, kim.
Posted by: Elliott | March 25, 2010 at 12:18 AM
Bad? Keep Calm Carry On!
'...stress an attitude of mind, rather than a specific aim...'
'...difficult for the enemy to counterfeit...'
Posted by: Beginning Master sabotage | March 25, 2010 at 12:39 AM
so now Hooters is a terrorist training center?
Posted by: matt | March 25, 2010 at 12:57 AM
Hey! All the guys are on this thread talking about hooters, Hooters, and knockers...while I'm on the "It looks like.." thread talking about cro-magnon men!
Not sure what my point is...but that didn't stop me from posting.
Posted by: Janet | March 25, 2010 at 01:22 AM
It would seem that only in the British Isles can the company be diverted from awkward subjects with talk of the weather, i.e., the U.K. rain(e).
Posted by: Elliott | March 25, 2010 at 01:46 AM
This won't catch Obama's eye. He's an ass man.
What choice does he have?
Posted by: (Another) Barbara | March 25, 2010 at 02:12 AM
He's a metro sexual.
Posted by: glasater | March 25, 2010 at 03:49 AM
: I'm shocked, shocked to find that sexual inuendo is going on in here! ...round up the usual suspects."
Posted by: Captain Renault | March 25, 2010 at 04:26 AM
What choice does he have?
LOL, (Another) Barbara. And welcome!
Posted by: Porchlight | March 25, 2010 at 04:30 AM
Reminds me of the wonder of 1975, Death Race 2000, (a work of David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone that had all the good scenes in the trailer) where David Carradine's character, ingeniously named "Frankenstein," was going to kill the President with a grenade built into his hand (get it .. "hand grenade" .. yeah, as good as the rest of the movie).
Posted by: Neo | March 25, 2010 at 04:57 AM
"the usual airport scanning machines.""
The Obama Administration has a plan for you to avoid all This.
"Obama Transportation Secretary: ‘This Is the End of Favoring Motorized Transportation at the Expense of Non-Motorized’"
Let the roads and bridges crumble and build bike paths. Just another way to turn America into little Cuba.
Posted by: ua | March 25, 2010 at 06:24 AM
No idea how ua got in there. Must be the no coffee yet gremlim.
Doug Ross has some Thoughts on the group that now controls us.
"Near as I can figure it, the Democrat Party is actively working to destroy the American civil society. It appears to serve the interests of only the union bosses, the trial lawyers, government bureaucrats, illegal immigrants and felons. In other words, Democrats."
Posted by: ua | March 25, 2010 at 06:52 AM
"This won't catch Obama's eye. He's an ass man."
You missed an important comma.
...He's an ass, man.
Fixed.
Posted by: Old Lurker | March 25, 2010 at 08:00 AM
Good morning. Welcome to JOM, (Another) Barbara.
With or without the comma, both statements are accurate, OL.
Posted by: centralcal will not comply | March 25, 2010 at 08:56 AM
On a related note, you can't spell POTUS without POS.
Oops, I forgot something. You can't spell Pelosi without POS either.
Posted by: Porchlight | March 25, 2010 at 09:05 AM
"Or, we could just de-brief Tiger Woods."
Sorry, Tom. Tiger Woods has demonstrated rather handily that he doesn't need any help from us in taking his briefs off. At least not from many of us. I'm sure he'd let the nubile females assist him.
Posted by: mefolkes | March 25, 2010 at 10:22 PM