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May 10, 2011



have TOP MEN on the case

That is going to crack me up every time.


Roland bin Laden the headless Thompson gunner...

His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen the CIA and the rest
But of all the Thompson gunners Roland bin Laden was the best
So the CIA decided they wanted Roland bin Laden dead
That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen Obama blew off Roland's bin Laden's head

Time, time, time, for another peaceful war
But time stands still for Roland bin Laden 'til he evens up the score
They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's bin Laden's Thompson gun

apologies to Warren Zevon (who is also dead)


As Tec, the gang leader, says in the 2003 movie “Malibu’s Most Wanted” …

Tec: [high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I’mma have to smoke myself!

Obama has made himself into a “one trick pony” that has run it’s course.

Molon Lobe

I'm sure our community organizer in chief will be remembered forever for his military genius! Wasn't he commander of the 3rd Red Brigade in Chicago and the special anarchists regiment at Harvard?

But jumped the shark, he did that in Boston when he told us all policemen are racists.

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