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January 24, 2012

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Jane

Free money for everyone and the government will run it! It's perfect!

DWS stands and looks like she needs an enema.

Ahhhh but we need to get involved a lot earlier. It's all about the teachers, who make no money at all. They all need raises. Let's give out lots and lots more money and let them teach transexual practices if they want, or the Alinsky method. That can only be a good thing. Every state should ban dropping out of school. (huh)

So we need to stop the interest rates on student loans - because if we don't we can't pay teachers the millions they deserve.

(Not much clapping going on)

We can't keep subsidizing college so the states should do it. Educational funding is now dependent on schools lowering tuition.

And now we have to make the illegals feel really good about themselves. If they murder a few people along the way, so be it. Make them all legal, give them all free money. The opponents are out of excuses.

And those poor women - they need equal pay.

It's congress fault because they won't pass a bill.

Threadkiller

Don't forget the numbers for crossings were overstated by something like 80%

Threadkiller

Boot in neck...

Benjamin Franklin

Oil production is the highest in 8 years.

Yeah, but what are you doing today?

clarice feldman

Despit everything we've done, we are getting more oil and because everything's closed down we're using less of it.

Elliott

Why do I suspect that this commitment to fairness will resemble the negotiations in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World? "Now, it's quite simple. You get one share for being one household. And you get three shares for being three people in the household. Plus three shares for being three Democratic people in the household, and of course two shares for being public employee union members in the household...."

Benjamin Franklin

He's got his numbers down.

Prepping for first debate with Gnoot. What a hoot !!!!

daddy

I am so glad to be listening to this.

I had thought we were in a terrible financial mess of massive debt and huge unemployment.

Now I find out everything is wonderful, and will get more wonderful if you write some bills I will sign and send them to my desk ASAP.

We also need energy.

How those dumb-ass Dem's can have the nerve to stand and applaud that bullshit stuns me.

He wants the chemicals of Fracking revealed by the companies using them to morrow. Begich was correct. That is how they'll shut down fracking in the US.

MarkO

Free beer for everyone.

Threadkiller

Sounds like a good time for him to stop tearing down the hydroelectric dams on the kalamath.

Threadkiller

Welcome frack, Carter.

Benjamin Franklin

"That is how they'll shut down fracking in the US."

Fuckin' A........

Dave (in MA)

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Danube of Thought

"Does everybody realize a US ship will be named after this guy?"

Depends on who the SecNav is when the ship is authorized. There's no USS Clinton yet.

Sara

All newer Navy ships are nuclear powered, aren't they?

MarkO

DWS needs a wine enema.

Jane

We need lightweight vests for cops. And we need more energy - like Solyndra. And we will drill baby drill, except that's a lie, I don't mean it.

It's great, people are so broke we no longer rely on foreign oil as much. And we need more solar panels. Just don't suggest any of that keystone stuff.

And we will make sure we slow them down by prohibiting all chemicals. and if they don't do it, then it's their fault.

(Boehner looks like he is about to cry)

Wind turbines are the way to go. Some companies fail but I keep trying as long as they are bundlers. You bundle for me you can start the most stupid company on earth and I am down with that.

GrEEN GREEN GREEN!!! BUNDLE< BUNDLE< BUNDle.

Oh and that dastardly climate change. It's congress fault so I'm going to do it for you. The dept of defense will now commit to clean energy and we will make the navy buy it - because we certainly don't need them for defense because I killed bin ladin.

Benjamin Franklin

Eliminate energy waste.

Oh noesssssssss. We haz to has Tungsten........

Threadkiller

Save the environment by covering it with solar panels.

Lightsquared sale pitch coming up...

MarkO

OK. We've had all these debates and all the coverage of them where we could have savaged Obama. How's that worked out?

Benjamin Franklin

All those poor birds, splattered by wind turbine murder.
(cuz we're upset about the wildlife)

PD

"Rules to prevent financial fraud..."


Like Solyndra?

Threadkiller

The USS William Jefferson Clinton - CVS1

daddy

Sez Oil production is highest in 8 years.

Interesting. I thought it took 10 years to get oilfields up and on line.
Who was President 8 years ago?

We need more clean energy standards. I'm directing my Admin to immediately create a clean energy something or other of 3 million homes. We will not waste energy.

Lets get the Government fingers into everything and we will spend gazillions and refurbish buildings that waste energy. Spend spend spend.

Do what I want. You have to fund these projects. Lets do nation building at home . Send me the funding.

I can build a new world. All I need is your money.

PD

Yeah, he won't back down when it comes to containing oil spills. Like, for example, when he wouldn't waive the Jones Act so that the BP spill could have been contained more quickly.

narciso

You know I'm watching 'the Mummy,' and Inhotep is nowhere as scary as this guy.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/01/24/bloomberg_articlesLYA83E6K50XU01-LYBL7.DTL

PD

The rest of us are not bailing you out ever again.

But we're all in this together.

Dueling messages.

Threadkiller

The USS William Jefferson Clinton - CVS1

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC. The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president. The ship, constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum, is solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal that is comprised of either a single F-14 Tomcat or a single F-18 Hornet aircraft, both of which are completely unarmed. Although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, they do present a very menacing presence. The AV-8B Harrier will never be based on this ship as it could endanger the lives of terrorists and other enemies that seek the destruction of America.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An on board Type One! DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies is limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada. The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops and can be used extensively for social experimentation, and whatever other worthless jobs, the ex-Commander-in-Chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World". The ship was renamed and commissioned USS William J Clinton when someone realized the USS Blowfish was already taken.
http://www.targetofopportunity.com/USS_Clinton.htm

Jim Miller

Any chance Joe Biden will nod off?

Threadkiller

Holder is on the job.

Dave (in MA)

Yeah, sic Holder on the mortgage companies that Barney made give out bad loans. Nothing about F & F.

daddy

I did something better than my predecessor.

Free Markets: Adam Smith, get the hell out of this country.

Marx, come on in. We like your ideas better and just want to tweak them a little different than they did in Russia/China.

We are not bailing out any one ever again except for every person and business and idea and Teacher in America that I previously mentioned in this speech.

Benjamin Franklin

Enough diversity on the Clinton to allow for natural born, TK

Benjamin Franklin

Even Cantor is smiling?

Jim Rhoads a/k/a vnjagvet

Thank heaven for you live bloggers. From your reports, it seems that BoZo has lived up to our low expectations. If he wins on this platform, God help us. All of the GOP candidates and all of the superpac money supporting them must go to demolishing his bogus vision.

Dave (in MA)

LIar

Janet

"Rules to prevent financial fraud..."


Like Solyndra?

Exactly PD.

centralcal

I think Holder has broken the fast blink record (formerly held by Nancy Pelosi).

narciso

Has he said 'where are the strawberries, yet'

OldTimer

If half the population switched off the channel in disgust from the SOTU to a cartoon or mud wrestling, would that be like a tree falling in the forest, or would Nielsen count them.

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Dave (in MA)

"Fair share" DRINK

Barbara

Is it over yet?

Benjamin Franklin

30% TAX RATE--- OUTRAGEOUS AND fulfilling....

narciso

Well 'Justified' is up next,

daddy

Buffett's Secretary is a redhead.

Boehner's face expresses that he know he has his work cut out to deal with this Socialist creep of a President.

Washington should stop subsidizing millionaires.

Obama just told me my taxes are going up.

Benjamin Franklin

"Is it over yet?"

Ask Rumplestilskin....

Janet

Taxes?
How bout the Dem Congressmen just pay their taxes? and Tim Geithner?

Threadkiller

It needs to end soon, Barbara, I am almost out of beer.

centralcal

Washington is broken.

Obama is shattered.

Michelle is inflated.

PD

Shared responsiblity: Taking from those I don't like to hand out to my cronies.

glasater

Now he's knocking Washington.

Look for the stock market to tank tomorrow.

This speech is beyond outrageous.

Janet

Well 'Justified' is up next,

I'm jealous. We just finished season 2 on Netflix & will have to wait a year. :(

daddy

Ban insider trading by members of Congress.

PD

Ban insider trading by members of Congress. That's the first thing he's said I agree with.

Benjamin Franklin

Ban insider trading in Congress? Is he crazeeeeee? Who would want to run for office?

Danube of Thought

All carriers are nuclear powered now. The only other nuclear powered vessels are submarines, one of which is named for Jimmy Carter.

Among the carriers, USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) is in the fleet. USS G.H.W. Bush (CVN 77) has been christened but I believe is not yet in commission. USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) has had her keel laid, but has not yet been christened or commissioned as far as I am aware. I believe she will join the fLeet in 2015.

PD

The executive branch also needs to change.

That's right. November's coming.

Janet

thump
thump
thump

up or down vote within 90 days...
but we can't write a budget!

thump

daddy

Change the rules of Congress so that I get to push Judges and Legislation thru Congress easier and quicker.

Threadkiller

I now fully believe that Gingrich can take him. This is sloppy.

Jane

Fund all my projects!!! Because I killed bin laden and we don't need a budget.

FREE REFINANCING! It will make people love me!

More regulations are the key. I've approved fewer regulations than George Bush did, and despite the fact that I keep making new rules I really am not making new rules.

So I won't make farmers prove then can contain a milk spill, but I won't back down from the oil companies paying for something that doesn't exist. And I won't back down from those new lightbulbs or Obamacare.

The new rules are really really great.

tell us the latest on your buddy jon Corzine mr messiah.

Richard Cordray will save everyone, except the court is gonna say he can't.

Oh and Eric Holder will expand his investigation into housing failures but only for black people. (no applause)

And the payroll tax hike will now save $40 a week - it was $20 in december. We don't have to pay for it. No worries.

The bad bad bad millionaires. Warren Buffet is a miserly scrooge. WE can't pay down our debt without taxing our millionaires. 30% in taxes for a million bucks.

We don;t begrudge financial success in this country - we just penalize it. Class warfare - RAH RAH RAH

And let's give a subsidy to OWS.

You may disagree with me, but I won.

Washington is broken. I'm not but the rest of you are. Those dastardly republicans and the debt ceiling fight.

Wow something I agree with, ban insider trading in congress (not the WH)

So Mr Messiah how will you get Harry reid to bring the bill to the senate? I know how, let me get what I want with a simple majority and let me pass my nominees or don't because I'll just name them any way.

Elana Kagen looks like she is going to throw up.

Give me more power.

And only I can always campaign, the rest of you better stop.

Oh and now I'm a small government democrat, get the government out of the way, unless it is something I want.

Jim Ryan

It is unfair that a rich man pays 15% while a poor man pays 28%. They should pay the same absolute amount, according to justice.

glasater

"up or down vote"

That which was denied GW.

Jane

You guys are much more succinct.

I;m going to do whatever I want whether I have your approval or not. And don't forget, I got bin Ladin.

daddy

Biggest lie of the night:

He says he agrees with Abe Lincoln that the Government should not do anything for any American that they can do for themselves.

I think the applause was Repubs agreeing with Lincoln and demonstrating they don't believe a word out of Obama's mouth.

PD

That which was denied GW.

By the Democrats, Obama's pals.

centralcal

uh oh. I think Biden is gonna hurl!

Dave (in MA)

And different Islamists are in charge.

Threadkiller

Did that come from a Rev. Wright speech?

PD

Imadinnerjacket is quaking now.

Janet

I still can't believe Barack Hussein Obama is POTUS.

daddy

A line sure to make Mark Levin go nuts:

"Tyranny is no match for Liberty."

Threadkiller

Iran, ran, ran, ran away...

Jane

Nancy Pelosi has had more work done. She should give kerry the name of her plastic surgeon. Her eyes aren't black.

I got Khaddafi. Aren't I cool? Hillary looks like she is on a cheering squad.

DId you hear how he said "Jews"? He is clearly anti-semantic. (Channeling my inner Chris Matthews)

I will happily cavort with Iran.

Chuck Schumer looks like an ax murderer.

Oh and we are back, no problems here. We are not going off a cliff. No worries. Everyone loves us - well they really love me.


Okay barry, you have gone on long enough.

Jim Miller

Poker players: Would Boehner be a tough opponent?

Threadkiller

Does he think we are exceptional?

daddy

"I now fully believe that Gingrich can take him. This is sloppy."

I agree with that Threadkiller.

He is as full of shit as Hogan's Goat.

Boehner doesn't believe word one out of this SOB's mouth.

Benjamin Franklin

"I still can't believe Barack Hussein Obama is POTUS."

I would expect that response from anyone with Borderline Personality Disorder.

Janet

World leaders eager to work with us?
Didn't some world leaders run away from Obama at some green conference? They were hiding from Obama for heaven sake.

Threadkiller

Up until you ask him to clean the bar floor, Jim.

Threadkiller

Did you see where they put John Thune?

Janet

Has he pledged not to put his hand in front of another world leader's face during the photo op?

PD

Obama's telling us what it's like to fight on the battlefield.

Ooooookay.

Dave (in MA)

Isn't it cute how he pretends to like the military?

Threadkiller

Yes Janet, but bowing is still on the table

clarice feldman

Everytime he speaks I feel as though I were locked in a room with some stupid sophomore discussing his philosophy of the world.

Threadkiller

Gutsycall

centralcal

Is. it. over. yet?

Why. not?

Threadkiller

Probably a Masterlock, Clarice.

Jane

Congress you should learn something from the troops, and I know all about it. They all serve me, and you should serve me too.

And I got bin Laden and I know the name of every seal.

I got bin Laden and certainly didn't think about politics. All that polling met nothing, and so what if I sent all that confidential info to Hollywood. They all trusted me, and you should too. I am the messiah after all. And every one of you know it.

The end

PD

What, it's over already?

OldTimer

How can anyone ever forgive the idiots who put this fool in office and subjected us all to such DISGRACE.

daddy

Longest applause of the night---but it's for the Military, not for Obama.

And if anyone thinks the Military trusts this guy they are crazy.

Another shot of Michelle with that vacant dumb stare on her face.

Think we are getting toward the end.

Again, sucks up to the Troops. Wraps himself in the Troops. Is trying to become the champion of the Troops. Sez the name of the guys who killed Osama is written on the flag in his office. Those names will probably be published within 24 hours.

Each time he sees the flag of the US he thinks big stuff.
We are great.

Now to swap channels. Loud as heck on CNN, quite muted on BBC.

Dave (in MA)

Are the R and TP responses at the same time, or one after the other?

Janet

Work as a team? Have each others backs?
...even us white, Bible thumping, gun owning, cro magnons?

Threadkiller

I will never forgive McCain.

Danube of Thought

One thing we'll never see is military guys liking him. They know instintively, and they recoil.

Go back and look at how they felt about W.

Threadkiller

Good question daddy. Where do we find the responses?

Dave (in MA)

Some pantload just told O that "Michael Jordan couldn't have done it better tonight", but I wasn't looking at the screen. Shrillary had similar comments.

Janet

Probably a Masterlock, Clarice.

Hah!

I only saw one red button.

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