Hillary Clinton takes to the dance floor to reassure the world that, Secret Service shenanigans or no, the US still knows how to shake it down. Nile Gardiner bashes, AllahP maintains perspective.
And for 'stupid' we turn to the Little O, who has studied a map and discovered a 58th state, or island, or something.
Well, I say 'stupid' but this was an impressive double-gaffe:
President Obama erred during a speech at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, when attempting to call the disputed archipelago by its Spanish name.
Instead of saying Malvinas, however, Mr Obama referred to the islands as the Maldives, a group of 26 atolls off that lie off the South coast of India.
As the rest of us know, the Argentines call the disputed islands ther Malvinas; the Brits refer to them as the Falklands.
I wish India would express its concern over The Wan's interference in the Maldives.
(Anyone else get the impression Bammers has never looked at a map?)
Posted by: Rob Crawford | April 17, 2012 at 08:11 AM
'Forget it he's rolling,' lol. btw, it's my mother's birthday today.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 08:24 AM
the Brits refer to them as the Falklands
As do the people who, you know, actually live on them.
Posted by: Captain Hate | April 17, 2012 at 08:25 AM
Happy Birthday Narciso's Mom!
So, Obama screws up nearly every time he ad libs off the teleprompter. Oh, wait ... he even screws up with the teleprompter!
But, he is the most intelligent man to ever be President according to his media lackeys.
Posted by: centralcal | April 17, 2012 at 08:28 AM
You gotta love the first line that says BO made and "uncharacteristic error more akin to those of his predecessor...". Yep -take a crack at Bush and ignore that Obama tried to add a few states to the US...
Posted by: Specter | April 17, 2012 at 08:31 AM
thanks, I said last night, ToTus, went into sleep mode, pretending to ignore this, when
it reboots,
He'only off by 2,000 miles, lol.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 08:34 AM
He might have used the wrong word but I'm sure he used the "right" Spanish accent. It's comical listening to his pandering pronounciations of Spanish or muslim names/countries. European countries not so much. It would make a great SNL skit. Too bad that will never happen.
For my own amusement I should make a video of his selective pronounciations. He was in high gear in Colooombia.
Posted by: Granny Jan | April 17, 2012 at 08:38 AM
Ah, "Bush's. Fault".
Having that disease must hurt something powerful.
Posted by: Melinda Romanoff | April 17, 2012 at 08:39 AM
On a more serious note, this is not a good thing;
http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2012/al-monitor/exclusive-how-iran-talks-came-ba.html
Jalili being the Dean Wormer of this sad affair
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 08:45 AM
1. I am never in favor of pudgy old white lesbians publicly cavorting in Latin dance bacchanals-- sorry it's just wrong on so many levels;
2."the Maldives"-- 'Bam is just so frickin' ignorant and has no interest in learning. MelR's right, that UK Telegraph reporter is just another left wing slag journo for referencing Bush. Pathetic. BTW Narc-- the Maldives are TWO Continents and 8100+ Miles away from the Falklands (Wash DC to Sidney is about 9300 Miles). 'bam's a joke-- here's a distance link: http://www.distancefromto.net/distance-from/Falkland+Islands+Islas+Malvinas/to/Maldives
Posted by: NK | April 17, 2012 at 08:48 AM
No problem, because according to the "Little O" link, Barry's error was "uncharacteristic":
I don't recall W ever making gaffes like getting country names wrong (especially not while insulting an ally).
Posted by: jimmyk | April 17, 2012 at 08:49 AM
note to self: Refresh before posting.
Posted by: jimmyk | April 17, 2012 at 08:50 AM
His biggest gaffe was attempting to call them by a name the residents of those islands and the owners of them do not use.
Of course one shudders to think how he'd mangle "FALK-land".
Posted by: Ignatz | April 17, 2012 at 08:56 AM
Talk about drunk and stupid...
Alec Baldwin being interviewed on CNBC this minute demanding more money for the Arts in order to create jobs.
Don't know what is stupider, Baldwin, or CNBC's decision to interview Baldwin as some sort of expert on Government Funding for the Arts.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 08:57 AM
Gilbert is really getting it in the comment section, he's just a poor drone for Sector 7
G,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 08:57 AM
Sorry, it was on Bloomberg TV, not on CNBC.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 08:58 AM
daddy, yes, is the answer,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 08:59 AM
From the last of TM's links: "President Obama might make the British better appreciate friends like the French."
Ouch!
Posted by: AliceH | April 17, 2012 at 09:03 AM
Journalism is not merely dead, it's gone zombie;
http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/pulitzer-prize-winners-with-comments-from-judges/article_7330b354-94c4-5746-b58e-d74ef6591956.html
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:05 AM
Jimmyk took the words out of my mouth.
O's not too smart and the media is stupid to blame Bush for O's failings. Bush did his homework and would never have made such a mistake. O makes them consistently.
Posted by: Clarice | April 17, 2012 at 09:07 AM
So 'our friend' Apuzzo and Howley, who got the NYPD surveilance story wrong, 'winning the future' I'm supposed I'm glad there were
no reports of cannibalism in the department.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Well Narciso,
Baldwin just told us that he is confident that the Arts will continue to be funded because Obama will win the election, and also that he (Baldwin) may run for Congress in 2014, in order to ensure that our Taxes go to pay for good stuff and not for George Bush's Wars.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 09:10 AM
Geez,
Now after the news break and a breaking story, the girl who interviewed Alec Baldwin is replaying portions of the Interview she just had with Baldwin, and that is now the "News" story she that she is discussing on Bloomberg TV.
Honestly, it's akin to a Saturday Night Live skit.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 09:16 AM
Here's some of Apuzzo's finding, did the fact that there have been nearly a dozen plots in the NY area, enter into it.
http://www.npr.org/2011/08/24/139890556/nypd-intelligence-unit-seen-pushing-rights-limits
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:18 AM
Once again we learn.
Obama's just not that smart. And, he's a liar.
Other than that, he're rather poorly educated.
Posted by: MarkO | April 17, 2012 at 09:19 AM
Of course, the same people, will come to us, after the next attack, and ask why we 'didn't connect the dots'
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2011/10/3776454/apuzzo-and-goldmans-long-campaign-behind-associated-press-big-nypd-cou
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:22 AM
Clarice/MarkO-- spot on. Clarice is absolutely right, Bush prepared thoroughly for speeches, and while he mangled tenses and pronunciation, he always knew what he was talking about. This was a 'Bam "SPEECH", so no doubt it was given with the TOTUS-- so we are left to believe Bam is either illiterate or Dyslexic, b/c he can't even read.
Posted by: NK | April 17, 2012 at 09:24 AM
'Winning the Future', and a promotion for Lightoller, the X.O, of the Titanic;
CNSNews.com) – A bankruptcy court ordered $368,500 in bonuses for 20 top managers and employees of Solyndra, the solar panel firm that received $535 million from taxpayers two years before filing for bankruptcy and laying off 11,000 employees. The bonuses kicked in on March 31.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:27 AM
Apparently it is the right way to go through life;
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/04/16/gsa_admin_officials_were_entitled_to_bonuses_during_obamas_pay_freeze.html
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:30 AM
Was it on his teleprompter like that? Or did he go off teleprompter? If it was on the teleprompter, I think someone on his staff doesn't like him. This happens more than it should to be simple errors.
Posted by: Sue | April 17, 2012 at 09:34 AM
Really, nearly three years to the day, and the rest of the story will harsh your mellow;
FORT HOOD, Texas (AP) — A military judge on Tuesday said he would consider postponing until October the trial of the Army psychiatrist charged in the deadly Fort Hood shooting rampage.
Maj. Nidal Hasan’s attorneys asked that the trial be delayed from June until October, saying they needed more time to review the large volumes of evidence in the case. The judge, Col. Gregory Gross, previously delayed the court-martial from March until June. It’s unclear when he will decide on the defense’s second request for a postponement.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:37 AM
Obama's just not that smart. And, he's a liar.
Not only that, but he's a nasty piece of work. He can't not know that he's insulting the Brits, and by extension, everyone on the side of civilization and order.
Posted by: jimmyk | April 17, 2012 at 09:44 AM
Well Frank Marshall Davis, for one told him,
that Churchill was an evil colonialist
(Malakand, Khartroum, and the like)
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 09:46 AM
Narciso,
Nice link at 09:30. So as I understand it, even tho' Pay Freeze's had been ordered by the President, Bonuses were considered separate from those Pay Freezes. Federal employees were therefore still "entitled" to those Bonuses, and that was why the GSA head Ms Johnson, had no problem giving "Entitled Bonuses" to employees whose pay had been frozen.
She should be horsewhipped.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 09:55 AM
Apparently the same goes for Solyndra,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Loved your poem , daddy.
Posted by: Clarice | April 17, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I'm glad Matt Apuzzo got a pulitzer. He did the most honest reporting of the Libby trial and he worked with the court to allow live blogging there. He's a good reporter and a decent guy.
Posted by: Clarice | April 17, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Thanks Clarice:)
Glad to be back in JOMland.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I suppose, but for this story, it just mucks up the works,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I think you should have gotten a Pulitzer Clarice.
Posted by: Jane (where is Jon Corzine?) | April 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM
TomM-- BTW-- you can call Hillary "Fat" Drunk and Stupid, all true. Impolite, but all true.
Posted by: NK | April 17, 2012 at 10:42 AM
daddy,
Did you get to the beaches while in Bayeaux?
Also, I have been to the Falklands, last year during our MacMania cruise. There is not one scintilla of documentation, treaty, evidence, proclamation or formal claim that the Falklands have ever been part of Argentina. In fact, they were ignored by Argentina for years because of their isolation and desolation. It was only Gaultierri who needed to prop up his miserable rule that decided they were the Argentines and then found out it was too high a price to pay. No one living on the Falklands would ever vote to be part of Argentina and the Argies know that. They are Brits, through and through.
Posted by: Jack is Back! | April 17, 2012 at 10:43 AM
They must think we are like Dean Wormer says;
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/17/about-that-cnn-poll/
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 10:46 AM
ICYMI:
Bob Beckel Gets the Surprise of his Life after using the F Word on Hannity Live
Posted by: Jack is Back! | April 17, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Brilliant! I like the way he insults our best ally . . . ineptly (and thus stokes a simmering dispute that could easily boil over into armed conflict, again). Must be that "smart diplomacy" we've heard so much about.
What's next, calling Israel "Trans-Georgia"?
Posted by: Cecil Turner | April 17, 2012 at 10:56 AM
I see where you're going with this, Cecil, recall he thought both Georgia and Russia
were at fault, that's why he needed Biden,
facepalm.
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 10:58 AM
JiB,
I did.
Yesterday was a beautiful and sobering morning trekking Omaha Beach and the American Military Cemetery. Then we hustled down to Mont Saint Michel and climbed to the Abbey up top, before speeding back to Paris in the rent-a-car.
Both places easily deserved a day or more independently, but we were time limited and did the best we could. A great visit and I definitely want to go back to both locations to do them justice. Very moving, to stand on the beach there below the Cemetery, and to see what our brave parents and grandparents were up against.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 11:00 AM
--What's next, calling Israel "Trans-Georgia"?--
To be fair, wouldn't he more likely say "Inter-Georgia"?
Posted by: Ignatz | April 17, 2012 at 11:01 AM
What's next, calling Israel "Trans-Georgia"?
LOL Cecil. (And you too Iggy:) Ha.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 11:07 AM
daddy,
Don't forget to put Pointe de Hoc and Ste.-Mere-Eglise on your return itinerary. Very moving to walk among the craters at the Pointe and through the pill boxes. The Ranger Museum is also worthwhile. At Ste-Mere-Eglise you can sit outside at a cafe on the square and see a fully-dressed effigy of Paratrooper John Steele hanging from the church clock. Red Buttons played him in the movie The Longest Day.
My dad was a USAAF Signal Corps officer who landed D-Day +2 and commanded the unit that built the airfield at St. Laurent-sur-Mer overlooking Omaha Beach. It is now a meadow of sunflowers but back in the war it saved over 35,000 lives by being used to ferry critically injured back to England for proper hospital care. That wasn't its original intention (emergency landing) but that's how they ended up using it.
If you ever get tired of being around a bunch of unpatriotic atheists who want every home to take down their flag and crosses then go to Normandy. Every house has either an American or Canadian flag flying.
Posted by: Jack is Back! | April 17, 2012 at 11:19 AM
It is beyond my why would Maldives be on Obama's mind.
Oh.
Posted by: Threadkiller | April 17, 2012 at 11:23 AM
SNL 1.1
Narrator: In an unprecedented move to ease world tensions, the country of Israel and the state of Georgia have agreed to change places. The entire state of Georgia -- residents, businesses, all forms of commerce -- will relocate in the Middle East on January 1st, 1977. No buildings will be moved. It will be an even property exchange. [Music out.]
Israeli: This is indeed an auspicious occasion of the twentieth century and I hope that New Orleans will be easier to deal with than Cairo. [applause]
Georgian: I know - I know that my entire state is looking forward to heat without humidity. [applause]
Posted by: Strawman Cometh | April 17, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Very moving Jack,
Had a wonderful welcome from all the Normandy French folks we met along the way, just as you indicate, and I do intend to get to the other sites some time when I have more time. Off to work just this instant. Bye.
Posted by: daddy | April 17, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Another one of Obama's "could have been my son" we don't hear much about.
Posted by: Sue | April 17, 2012 at 11:43 AM
No Pulitizer for Editorial Writing this year. IOW's Obama was safe as a new born innocent.
Posted by: Jack is Back! | April 17, 2012 at 11:45 AM
actually Jack, the Falklands were a penal colony for Argentina for @ 1 year. In that time the prisoners rioted and killed all of the jailers.In the book of all that is left, they were a liberation movement rising up against the Argentine oppressor, if you will.
The Brits showed up and that was it. They were a sheep station and only became desirable as a coaling station. This then became largely moot when the Panama Canal was opened, but was useful for the fleet in WW I.
Posted by: matt | April 17, 2012 at 11:52 AM
THat is in itself, an editorial decision,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 11:54 AM
I wonder what other Whorehouses the famed SS Agents have visited over the years....maybe it is time for some investigative reporting???
Posted by: Westie | April 17, 2012 at 12:24 PM
welcome back, daddy. Glad you had the chance to get there.
Querida and I traveled some of the Italian battlefields a couple of years ago. Most of the landing sites were built up with hotels and beach houses. The American cemetery at Anzio-Nettuno where an uncle was buried was walled in by apartment buildings.
Monte Cassino was very moving, though and in one of the villages we had an amazing experience with a guy who goes out on the weekends with his metal detector.
He has been mapping the battlefield for the past 10 years. He even found some American and German remains and helped repatriate them.
There are some places where they remember, but too few.
Posted by: matt | April 17, 2012 at 12:26 PM
No doubt the MFM is looking into SS travel arrangements for the 2001-2008 period.
Posted by: Strawman Cometh | April 17, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Did he preface his remarks about the Maldives by saying, "I don't know what the term is in Argentinian . . . "?
Posted by: Bud Norton | April 17, 2012 at 12:39 PM
AllahP maintains perspective.
Yes if by "perspective" you mean massive eeyorisms from a gutless puke.
Here's somebody with her finger on the pulse regarding the embarrassment: http://tammybruce.com/2012/04/caption-this-secretary-of-state-hillary-clintons-evening-at-cafe-havana.html
Posted by: Captain Hate | April 17, 2012 at 02:53 PM
Beinaryt never got the lecture from DEan Wormer:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/17/a-response-to-jonathan-rosen.html
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Hamid you are really ticking me off about now;
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/04/17/day-after-blaming-nato-for-wave-of-haqqani-network-attacks-in-kabul-karzai-demands-at-least-2-billion-a-year-in-u-s-aid-after-military-withdrawal/#comment-642927
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 03:12 PM
The more serious point in this;
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/17/obamas-neutral-stance-on-the-falklands-is-of-a-piece-with-his-dictator-coddling-foreign-policy/
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 03:41 PM
Best wishes to your mother on her birthday, narciso, from out west.
Posted by: Frau Geburtstag | April 17, 2012 at 03:46 PM
I agree Frau, but from the east midwest, or something.
In other news, Uh-oh: http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/17/chelsea-clintons-nbc-grooming-project-isnt-going-well/
Posted by: Captain Hate | April 17, 2012 at 03:48 PM
Thanks, Captain, frau, I think Chelsea gets
the short end of the deal,
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 03:54 PM
Now Bob BEckel otoh, 'winning the future'?
Posted by: narciso | April 17, 2012 at 03:58 PM
narciso,
I was just about to type that I thought this was going to be a thread about Bob Beckel.
Posted by: Sue | April 17, 2012 at 04:23 PM
Tries to shit on the Brits (whom he hates because of what happened to his granddaddy in Kenya); ends up shitting on his own foot.
Stay classy, Bee-Ho.
Posted by: Papa Whskey | April 17, 2012 at 05:22 PM
The most interesting thing about the summit was that the "sex scandal" overshadowed the calls for Drug Legalization.
Let us see. Kahn. The Secret Service. Am I seeing an MO here?
Posted by: M. Simon | April 18, 2012 at 10:42 PM