Big Night!

I guess we should have a big State if the Union open thread, although I am more likely to provide some State of 'Justified' commentary.

Comments

[henry]

How about F-Troop DVD comments?

[narciso]

A much more productive use of time, TM, I think they've handled the 'Kentucky Bluegrass'
subplot fairly well;

[Soylent Red]

Just caught up with Justified after missing it for all of last season. One of the only reasons I turn on a TV anymore.

Raylan Givens vs BHO - no contest on who I will watch.

Hell, I'm more interested in Uncle Poodle than BHO.

[NJJan]

Looks like an exiting evening watching Income Property on HGTV.

[Elliott]

Christopher Jordan Dorner is dead and Obamacare is alive.

[Jane - Mock the Media!]

Do we know he is dead? Did they find a body? Was "Obama" tattooed on his ass?

[xbradtc]

No Justified spoilers. Us West Coasters gotta wait a bit.

[centralcal]

jimgeraghty ‏@jimgeraghty

"My fellow Americans. Tonight I can announce that on my orders, a Sentinel drone targeted and eliminated Christopher Dorner and his cabin."

[sbwaters]

Rangers are beating the Bruins 2-0 at the middle of the second period.

Nothing else on TV tonight.

[J.R.]

John Kerry as a cabinet member makes me ill.

[PD]

No comments on Michelle's dress?

[Jane - Mock the Media!]

Wrong SBW - Full House is on. I can't wait!!

[J.R.]

I'll bite, her dress is horrific!

[Jim Miller]

I field tested the North Korean on a variety of subjects yesterday and today, and can report that almost all of them found it exceptionally funny.

(And I thought we really needed that joke today.)

[PD]

What do the green ribbons signify?

Mrs. PD on the dress: It looks like a junior high prom dress.

[narciso]

I imagine she considers this task, much like field dressing a moose,

http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/sarah-palin-introduces-state-of-the-union-hashtag-sotugottabkiddingme/

[Jim Miller]

North Korean joke, just in case you didn't guess that from context.

(Repeat three times: Preview is your friend. Preview is your friend. Preview is your friend.)

[J.R.]

Green ribbons are for sandy hook victims I believe

[centralcal]

The arrogant b*st*rd has arrived. Time to mute.

Mooch is showing her (not so) toned (flabby) arms and her new bang do.

[Dublindave]

We are Gods we Democrats.... We.... are...Gods!!!!

We've taken this country and remade it in our own image while ridiculing and destroying the last tenets of Conservatism.

Conservatives exist now only to remind the American people why they overwhelmingly vote for Democrats.

We are Gods!

[Captain Hate]

Tammy Bruce is playing "Burning Down the House"

[rse]

My hubby did not understand what I meant that you do not wear shimmering or no sleeves to the SOTU.

Truly awful. And then the poof skirt effect.

[Patriot4Freedom]

"The Useless F**k" is now speaking. (H/T to NK)

yawn . . .

What's the count up to of people being used as props for his leftist propaganda?

[Jane - Mock the Media!]

So did they find the body or not?

[Elliott]

And the Dream Act shall never die.

[J.R.]

How many times has he said in a speech that if you work hard you should be able to get ahead.......give it a rest already.

[Manuel Transmission]

He looks like he's high!

[PD]

Budget?

What budget?

[Dave (in MA)]

Il Douche wants a balanced approach, balancing out spending increases with tax increases.

[centralcal]

Right now, I am so insanely jealous of Clarice! Insanely jealous!

[J.R.]

Is this stuff leftover cr*p from his campaign speeches?

[PD]

He stackin' the straw men deep and tryin' to sell 'em cheap.

[centralcal]

oh, J.R., honey - EVERYTHING is leftover cr*p from his campaign speeches.

E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

[PD]

Let's see, we need everyone to do their fair share.

So what are the people who now pay no taxes going to contribute as their fair share?

[centralcal]

The best moment of the evening, happened earlier. Camera panned in on Steadman (h/t Capt. Hate) flapping his jaw at Sen. Jeff Sessions, who rolled eyes, raised eyebrows and looked at him like he was insane.

Loved every second of it.

[J.R.]

Good point cc.

I think boehner wants to stand up and say give me a break!

[Dave (in MA)]

"The North Star", not to be confused with "O-ree-on".

[J.R.]

I thought Obama was going to eliminate government waste

[PD]

To do that he would have to flush himself.

[Dave (in MA)]

New breathalyzers to help asthmatic kids.

[Flannigan]

Biden looks like the Jeff Dunham's dummy, Walter

[Dave (in MA)]

"Correction: Apple will start making some Mac Minis in America again. From components produced in Asia, where it’s still legal to produce circuit boards." --Vodkapundit

[PD]

Our energy bills have fallen?

Hm, I guess the price of gas hasn't doubled under Obama's watch, then?

[Patriot4Freedom]

Control our energy future by killing Keystone, what an idea !

Climate change, yeah, that's the ticket !

[J.R.]

Twisted segue to climate change.....weird

[Dave (in MA)]

Also: asteroids
</CNN>

[Captain Hate]

MOAR GLOBULL WORMING

[Soylent Red]

O-ree-on. Is that visible from Pockeeston?

[Dave (in MA)]

And I have a123 ideas on how to get it done.

[J.R.]

Clean energy and jobs....really.. Where has he been the last 4 years?

[PD]

Let's continue to subsidize failing green energy companies, the kind that keep shuttering their plants after sucking in piles of cash.

[Porchlight]

"The North Star", not to be confused with "O-ree-on".

Snort. Put that in the giant bag of Zero eff-ups that 99.99% of his voters never heard about.

[Jim Miller]

rse - I don't doubt you are right, but could you explain a bit, please?

(Most heterosexual guys, more than 90 percent, I would guess, won't understand what's wrong with no sleeves or shimmering at a SOTU.)

[centralcal]

I am losing focus with O's droning, but not humor:

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog

One of Joe Biden's hair plug holes functions as a pencil sharpener.

[Captain Hate]

MOAR SOLYNDRAS

[PD]

He could cut energy use by telling Pelosi to fly coach.

[Jane on Ipad]

Is it over yet?

[PD]

"roads and bridges"

[narciso]

One never intended the Python 'How to do it' Sketch as any kind of organized program.

[PD]

Boehner looks deeply bored.

[Patriot4Freedom]

Speech is getting *roundly* hammered by the online ratings at Bing.com
LUN

[PD]

What is "job training," anyway?

[narciso]

Is that why after four years, they are rebuilding a span of the seven mile bridge;

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23sotUGottaBKiddingMe&src=hash

[Captain Hate]

Who is clapping at this garbage? Has the Iranian Rodent packed the place with the trained seals from the Letterperv show?

[PD]

Oh, yeah. Head Start. Complete waste of money with zero lasting effect.

[J.R.]

What the f! High quality pre-school? What does that mean?

[anonamom]

Michelle Obama's dress is appropriate for a cocktail party, not
the SOTU address.
You see how the female legislators are dressed?
That's what she ought to look like too.

[Patriot4Freedom]

More wasteful spending without any tangible benefits . . . yeah !

[Sue]

Full House is funny. . Danny was going to surprise DJ by dinging at her school. He did a great bustin' his moves and embarrassing her.

[Dave (in MA)]

Babies not killed will be placed into cradle-to-adulthood indoctrination facilities.

[Sue]

Dinging? Whoa! Singing!

[PD]

Did the networks re-broadcast a past SOTU by mistake? This seems awfully familiar.

[J.R.]

So the government will determine college value? What could go wrong?

[centralcal]

I dunno, anonamom - that all depends on what DiLauro is wearing.

[PD]

If there's no dinging, I'm not going to watch.

[J.R.]

Immigrants.......apparently it doesn't matter how they got here. Stronger border security? Yeah right.

[narciso]

'I'm getting this feeling of dejavu, that extraordinary feeling . . ."

[J.R.]

Hash tag.....#letsgetitdone

[PD]

Let's get it done!
Let's get it done!

Give me an O!

[Dave (in MA)]

Violence Against Wimmens Act?

[J.R.]

Do we really need a violence against women act? Paycheck fairness act is such a ridiculous misnomer.

[Jane on Ipad]

Don't forget Sue, Michelle took the ring.

[PD]

Do we really need a violence against women act?

Sure, it can join all the other ones that have already been passed.

[jimmyk]

JR, the fairy dust name is part of the strategy. Cue Iowahawk:

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog

The GOP should introduce a tax cut, and call it the Stop Torture of Adorable Puppies Act. #Whydoyouhatepuppies

[PD]

Sounds like he wants a new CCC.

[PD]

What makes you a man isn't the ability to conceive a child ...

How many of you men out there have conceived a child?

[Patriot4Freedom]

Re-run the failed policies of Democrat administrations past.

JEF's paean to "A Christmas Carol", passed off as a new SOTU address.

[Manuel Transmission]

Did I see Boner's middle finger when he blew his nose?

[narciso]

The first VAWA, was one of the Solon of Scranton's bright ideas.

[J.R.]

Why can't he just declare the war over now!

[Dave (in MA)]

"We beat al Qaeda! Ambassador Stevens will be so happy to hear that." --Vodkapundit

[PD]

Mission Accomplished!

[Jane on Ipad]

He said something at 9:53 that republicans agreed with.

[Rob Crawford]

Don't forget Sue, Michelle took the ring.

She beat that bull fair and square.

[Sue]

It was in the cookie jar Jane. Next time Joey will listen to her.

[Patriot4Freedom]

To meet the threat of al-Qaeda in Benghazi, *YOU* didn't even need to bother to answer the 3:00 A.M. phone call !

[PD]

"No one should take my word."

I agree with that.

[Jim Miller]

anonamom - Thanks. Would a man wearing a sports coat with no tie be roughly equivalent?

[narciso]

Not to mention the 5PM call, EST.

[Dave (in MA)]

A Kaspersky in every pot.