In the course of writing on something else Jay Nordlinger offers these thoughts on rap music:
...an Army officer sent me a letter on rap and other types of music. I wanted to share the final paragraph:
Incidentally, rap is also great music for soldiers. Playing loud rap right before you go outside the wire on a mission kind of puts a little confidence in you, makes you not so terrified. Makes you forget you might be about to die. That’s a precious, precious gift. Fear can cloud your judgment and get you killed. I’m for anything that helps my soldiers remain calm and stay on target.
An alternative take: if that officer is sending Country/Western boys across the wire with the threat of more blaring rap upon their return, death may not seem so unappealing.
We need a 70 year old lesbian to lead us out of captivity.
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 11:51 AM
From a musicology point of view, rap is too much rhythm, too little melody and dubious rhymes for my taste. But what do I know? I'm racist.
Actually, big surprise is that I actually can listen to and enjoy Robin Thicke, but that's because it is simply Marvin Gaye warmed over.
Posted by: peter | December 30, 2013 at 11:51 AM
Rap: The new cadence.
Whatever happened to "Mama, Mama, Can't you See...."
Posted by: JIB | December 30, 2013 at 11:52 AM
Rap is just expensive noise. Although, "Big John" and "The Reverend Mr. Black" might qualify as early rap.
Navy scores. Will DoT?
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 11:53 AM
I bet you can find one in this story Mark:
http://universalfreepress.com/girl-named-stanley-barry-sad-story/
My New year's gift to TK.
Posted by: Jane | December 30, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Wait. Navy is playing a state school from the middle of Tennessee? Jackson? Selmer?
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 12:00 PM
I think the guy quoted makes a good point. Rap is very aggressive music. I sometimes listen to a bit of it before playing basketball.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Whoops! Looks as if I diverge with many of my friends here on this one. The rhythm of rap, the tempering of melody and the dialogue make rap the closest popular art form we have today to the Plato's dialogues.
As far as whether rap simply describes a certain lifestyle or glorifies it, it does both.
Plato's Socrates would have subjected rap to intense criticism, but he would have listened closely. The Athenian Stranger, in Plato's Laws, might have had rap played at the wine parties to teach self-control (under the close supervision of adult teachers, of course).
Posted by: Thomas Collins | December 30, 2013 at 12:04 PM
***The rhythm of rap, the tempering of melody and the dialogue make rap the closest popular art form we have today to the Plato's dialogues.***
can see you listening to it as you are trapped in your car in some infernal traffic jam...like Michael Bolton.
Posted by: rich@gmu | December 30, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Diverge? That's not just a parallel universe, it's perpendicular.
How does one say all those naughty words in Greek?
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 12:09 PM
TomM-- I urge you to edit yourself and drop the alternative take. It can be misconstrued or mischaracterized by the vicious who want to demean your blog. And it's not at all clever or funny IMO.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:09 PM
I used to listen to loud Stones before going to trial.
This is for Beasts;
"ANDALUSIA, Ala. - A south Alabama woman is defending a decision she and her husband made to name their newborn son after their favorite sports team. Summer Steele of Andalusia told AL.com that she and her husband are big University of Alabama fans. Steele says the two thought the name Krimson Tyde would be a unique one for their son, who was born Dec. 17. Steele says she´s been surprised with negative reactions to the name, and that if people have nothing nice to say about it they shouldn´t say anything at all."
Posted by: Danube on iPad | December 30, 2013 at 12:17 PM
The rap dialogue is also a great, if perhaps unintended, analysis of the impact of the Johnson Administration's Great Society on the AA family.
Posted by: Thomas Collins | December 30, 2013 at 12:18 PM
"and that if people have nothing nice to say about it they shouldn´t say anything at all."
Ah. She's everyone's mom.
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 12:19 PM
I wonder whether some OSU fanatics have named a child "Buckeye".
Posted by: Thomas Collins | December 30, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Oh I don't know about rap and soldiers; some of the songs we sang as we ran in basic training were scatological at best.
But in 1969 it was amusing to sing:
"If I die on the Russian front
Bury me deep in a Russian (well you can complete the rhyme your own nasty self).
Posted by: Comanche Voter | December 30, 2013 at 12:21 PM
If one wishes to induce suicidal thoughts, then Perry Como singing "The Lord's Prayer" works every time.
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Steele says she´s been surprised with negative reactions to the name
Surely Auburn fans.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 12:22 PM
One thing about rap--it is not just the music of the ghetto. White middle class kids listen to it and prefer as their favorite music too.
Posted by: peter | December 30, 2013 at 12:23 PM
named "Buckeye" no doubt that one has happened.
Antarctic cruise- aren't those 'scientists' following the course of a 19th century wooden SAIL ship? If yes, those ancient mariners lived to tell the tale and didn't need Helo rescue.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:24 PM
Peter-- "White middle class kids listen to it and prefer as their favorite music too"
In Darien? send for the fainting couches!!
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Neither of my kids have rap as their music of choice.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:27 PM
arp is carp.
Posted by: Ignatz | December 30, 2013 at 12:28 PM
One thing about rap--it is not just the music of the ghetto. White middle class kids listen to it and prefer as their favorite music too.
Blues, jazz and now rap; all started out as primarily "race music" and ended up with, in the first two cases overwhelmingly, white audiences.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 12:29 PM
"analysis of the impact of the Johnson Administration's Great Society on the AA family"
TC,
Even if written in iambic pentameter within a sonnet structure, I would agree with TM's imagery of going through the wire with 1 Corinthians 15:55 foremost after a short dose.
Posted by: Account Deleted | December 30, 2013 at 12:32 PM
--The rhythm of rap, the tempering of melody and the dialogue make rap the closest popular art form we have today to the Plato's dialogues. --
Yeah. And when they hang an abstract painting upside down and nobody knows it, that demonstrates what great art it is too.
Charles Mackay, your publisher just called and is willing to front a large advance for a sequel.
Posted by: Ignatz | December 30, 2013 at 12:37 PM
But Hagel said these are GOOD GUYS: http://www.france24.com/en/20131228-egypt-muslim-brotherhood-islamist-students-torch-buildings-university-cairo/
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Why don't we just make college football more like croquet - non contact.
The further wussification of America.
Posted by: JIB | December 30, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Here's where we are at the close of 2013: More than a million egyptians took to the streets to throw out the MB who were attempting to hijack their republic and turn it into a theocracy that would go to war with the Jewish State (hot) and the House of Saud (cold). The Turks have had it with the Islamic nanny state and want Islam back in the mosques, and they are using political corruption by the MB party to get their way. Meanwhile the Islamist POTUS is sending useful idiots to the ME to prop up the collapsing MB? There are no words.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:45 PM
I recall that my dad, a classically trained professional musician, thought Elvis (whom I worshiped) and the Beatles (ditto) were of the Devil.
The music of the next generation is intended to be indecipherable to the older.
Posted by: MarkO | December 30, 2013 at 12:48 PM
JiB-- in 10 years you won't recognize the game (except at the NFL level), soft helmets, rugby style arm tackles, no QB sacks 'in the pocket' just block passes. The trial lawyers and politicians will see to all that.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Yeah. And when they hang an abstract painting upside down and nobody knows it, that demonstrates what great art it is too.
Apparently the sun is upside down, and some of us did not notice
Posted by: peter | December 30, 2013 at 12:58 PM
As a classically trained musician myself, I think rap is crap. I denounce myself as well.
Posted by: lyle | December 30, 2013 at 12:58 PM
How did the Mrs Lyle Yale recital go a few months back?
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 01:01 PM
TomM-- I urge you to edit yourself and drop the alternative take. It can be misconstrued or mischaracterized by the vicious who want to demean your blog. And it's not at all clever or funny IMO.
Posted by: NK(
huh? are you being serious, or farcical?
Posted by: Sandy 30. Mondaze | December 30, 2013 at 01:01 PM
NK "More than a million egyptians took to the streets to throw out the MB who were attempting to hijack their republic and turn it into..."
Wouldn't you like to see a comparable percentage of Americans storm DC to prevent the same here?
Posted by: Old Lurker | December 30, 2013 at 01:07 PM
Krimson Tyde? Holy cow.
One of my good friends is named for the Bear - first name is Bryant. He's an Auburn grad. lol
Posted by: Beasts of England | December 30, 2013 at 01:09 PM
OL-- Not yet.... but if Obummer goes full tyrant as the Constitution no longer works for his evil plans for this country... yes.
Sandy... I know my sarcasm detector has failed utterly, but yeah I was serious.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 01:10 PM
We're a happy family: http://www.businessinsider.com/browns-players-angry-chudzinski-firing-2013-12
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 01:11 PM
Previous long-term girlfriend was a serious rap and R&B fan. And, as Jules Winnfield said in Pulp Fiction, that pretty much made me a rap and R&B fan.
In its defense, some of it is quite musical, and after about a year of it, I could discern the good from the bad. And while I'm not a classically trained musician, I am a great fan and patron of classical music - so it was a bit disconcerting at first. Although I haven't listened to any since we went our separate ways. Well, since she went the jail / rehab / jail / rehab / jail route...
Posted by: Beasts of England | December 30, 2013 at 01:16 PM
(His clever and funny detectors aren't doing so well either.)
Posted by: Extraneus | December 30, 2013 at 01:17 PM
if american football did away with helmets, and even quite a bit of the padding, the need for anti-spearing penalties, indeed spearing itself, would go away....
... my 2¢
more like rugby, in other words
Posted by: Sandy 30. Mondaze | December 30, 2013 at 01:17 PM
Anyone else think we could make a good cable movie of "The life, cars, and women of Beasts of England"?
Could be a new JOM profit center.
Posted by: Old Lurker | December 30, 2013 at 01:20 PM
certain hip hop and rap is pretty good for amping one up before doing something that requires a lot of adrenaline. That's what a lot of athletes use just before competition.
The other big one for soldiers and Marines going outside the wire is thrash metal, which I don't care for as much.
Good punk works, but my favorite for that is "Fight the Power" or Eminem's "Let's get down to Business". He sometimes has a certain turn of phrase.....
Posted by: matt | December 30, 2013 at 01:20 PM
You forgot wine and golf, OL!
Posted by: Beasts of England | December 30, 2013 at 01:21 PM
I figured the wine would be covered in "cars and women", but we could add golf.
Posted by: Old Lurker | December 30, 2013 at 01:23 PM
I'm with Lou Holtz regarding the ejection, he won't say it on broadcast, maybe the JOM style guide will allow me to say it here, the ejection call was asinine.
Posted by: Sandy 30. Mondaze | December 30, 2013 at 01:24 PM
Went great, NK. The missus played a modest duet but the soloists were outstanding. New Haven is a dump.
Posted by: lyle | December 30, 2013 at 01:25 PM
New Haven is one of the bluest of Blue Hells. It will only get worse.
Posted by: NK(withnewsoftware) | December 30, 2013 at 01:27 PM
--Apparently the sun is upside down, and some of us did not notice--
:)
Posted by: Ignatz | December 30, 2013 at 01:34 PM
My theory is that most people's "music stops" at a certain age. From then on they are unreceptive to new forms and styles (and, to an extent, new performers).
Posted by: Danube on iPad | December 30, 2013 at 01:48 PM
Right you are, DoT.
To me there is no music after 1970.
All music was performed 1940 - 1969 as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Old Lurker | December 30, 2013 at 01:51 PM
hummm, need some mood music...
Posted by: rich@gmu | December 30, 2013 at 01:55 PM
So you're saying that Disco Duck, written in 1976, is not music? Pfft.
Posted by: Beasts of England | December 30, 2013 at 01:58 PM
Rich, I knew I was getting old when radio stations playing Oldies gave up on the 50's and moved on to Disco.
Posted by: Old Lurker | December 30, 2013 at 01:59 PM
My theory is that most people's "music stops" at a certain age. From then on they are unreceptive to new forms and styles (and, to an extent, new performers).
This explains classic crock stations and, even worse, cover bands.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 02:04 PM
Hell, my older brother stopped with Crosby and Sinatra. He believes all rock is indiscriminate noise.
Posted by: Danube on iPad | December 30, 2013 at 02:44 PM
Vast cultural chasms can exist between siblings which far exceed the age differences.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 02:52 PM
This Middle Tennessee is a classy outfit, ain't it?
Posted by: Danube on iPad | December 30, 2013 at 02:54 PM
Well Public Enemy, despite their service of Calypso Louis's backup band, still sort of cared about the lyrics, not the expletive augmented carp, you can't avoid, now.
Posted by: narciso | December 30, 2013 at 02:55 PM
The Gray family in Cowlumbus named their daughter Scarlet Ann.
Posted by: Man Tran on iPhone | December 30, 2013 at 03:03 PM
Ouch.
This has to be a joke: @Schultz_Report
Sources: The top candidate to replace Jim Schwartz as #Lions head coach is indeed Matt Millen.
Posted by: Captain Hate | December 30, 2013 at 03:08 PM
Early rap music was urban poetry, with simple rhythms and for the most part a hopeful message. Today's rap with few exceptions is mindless,angry, misogynistic, hateful and aggressive. It is also over produced and commercialised but most of all hopeless.
Posted by: boricuafudd | December 30, 2013 at 03:09 PM
Anyone else have fond memories for the Sugar Hill Gang?
Posted by: Abadman | December 30, 2013 at 03:22 PM
Speaking of Beasts and cars, LUN is a story of a new Ferrari engine with 375 HP/litre. Whew!
Posted by: Man Tran on iPhone | December 30, 2013 at 03:34 PM
saw them back in the day, and Fab 5 Freddie, Grand Master Flash, and number of the others. Ran into Fab 5 a couple of years ago at a graffiti art exhibition in LA. Hasn't changed much.
Posted by: matt | December 30, 2013 at 04:16 PM
we have to fight the power, narc!
Posted by: matt | December 30, 2013 at 04:17 PM
Yes, if you leave out the rant about Elvis, and some other details, Eminem, I really don't get,
Posted by: narciso | December 30, 2013 at 04:19 PM
Graham Nash was on MSNBC this morning telling tales out of school.
Posted by: Jane | December 30, 2013 at 04:40 PM
Love the sugar hill gang. Can't remember the line dance that went to rappers delight, though.
Posted by: Stephanie looking forward to the BCS games | December 30, 2013 at 10:50 PM
When we go into battle , we play music. VERY LOUD. It kind of......calms us down.
Posted by: Steve C. | December 31, 2013 at 12:06 AM
My understanding of pre-patrol routines is that the soldiers play whatever will get the juices flowing. Some areas of camp will play rap, some heavy metal, some punk. There might be a wayward soul who plays classical to get his adrenalin going, but if there is, he has enough sense to do it on an iPod.
Posted by: Semper Why | December 31, 2013 at 09:11 AM