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January 17, 2015

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henry

Ah. Daddy wanted cowbell first. All I have is a kazoo, jaws harp, and bird whistles.

henry

Well, also a tambourine, a couple basses, a slide whistle and a bunch of duck calls. My neighbor has cows, but they don't wear bells.

Captain Hate on the iPad

Greg Anthony caught for solicitation and suspended by CBS for season. Good to know that tv announcers are held to higher standards than Presidents are. What he needs is a pant suited battle axe willing to blame the working girl. In case that's too distasteful to contemplate he could yammer something about jobs created or saved.

Go Terps!

sbw

Anthony could ask Marv Albert for advice.

Captain Hate on the iPad

Marv lost his NBC job from that dumpy skeeter flipping out.

Captain Hate on the iPad

Damn autocorrect: skeezer.

Jack is Back!

Frederick does a mean rendition of More Cowbell on his alto sax.

daddy, those suggestions I posted are Apple approved BTW.

Did you make it up to Wisbech yet? You haven't been to a pub until you have been to the Elgood (historic). That and the Old Locomotive.

Thomas Collins

One doesn't need a Rand study to conclude that the move from Camel straights to weed muffins is the sign of a less vigorous society.

No offense intended to my JOM friends who are cannabis aficionados! I'm sure you're all exceptions to my rule (or you need the weed for medicinal purposes).

Ben

"One doesn't need a Rand study to conclude that the move from Camel straights to weed muffins is the sign of a less vigorous society"

so you feel energy drinks like Monster increase productivity and weed tamps it down, Thomas?. Are you sure you are a plaintiffs lawyer? :)

Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker!

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/01/-breaking-news-cbs-sports-anchor-greg-anthony-arrested-for-solicitation-of-a-prostitute-in-d-c-sting.html

ABC7 breaks this story...but didn't ABC also have the list of the DC Madame customers? They decided not to release THAT list, except the names of a few Republicans.

from wiki - "Ultimately, ABC News, after going through what was described as "46 lb" [21 kg] of phone records, decided that none of the potential clients[15] was sufficiently "newsworthy" to bother mentioning.[16]"

Do you trust ABC to make that determination?

Jack is Back!

Here are two people to 1) avoid and 2) call the guys in white coats.
r
If there were ever two people who need immediate mental heatlh intervention I don;t know who they could be.

Thank our lucky stars we have only Anne, Bem/Dana/Cleo, Bubu and KaKa who after you read this are the most sane, considerate, likeable trolls we could have wished for.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/01/17/i-taught-shanley-kane-how-to-troll-and-im-sincerely-sorry/

Laura White

Boy, you really have to always be perfectly good to feel safe nowadays. My worst vice is popcorn and gin and tonics (diet tonic). Should be okay--but who knows?

Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker!

and how did the local news media know about Greg Anthony when it took them 9 months to report on Sandy Berger stealing national security documents?
9 months...from committing the crime & getting caught, until the media reported the story.
Greg Anthony solicited on Friday & it is news on Saturday.

How does that work?

Jack is Back!

Janet,

Is Greg Anthony a known Clintonista or have an Obama sticker on his SUV? Question answered.

Vladimir Ilyich Reagan

>>>One doesn't need a Rand study to conclude that the move from Camel straights to weed muffins is the sign of a less vigorous society.

Apple, Google, etc., don't do drug tests.
They seem to be doing just fine.

Marlene

Thanks again everyone for the condolences re: the death of our dear friend. Hubby and dog are up at the cabin,he wanted to get the woodstove cranked because the temp has been a balmy 10 degrees today.
Good Luck to Frederick! Our son-in-law teaches voice privately and at AU. He had a student who asked him about performing on a Disney cruise. He thinks that it is a great opportunity for an aspiring performer. The experience teaches a young person a work ethic and the daily grind of performing.
Anyway,I'm sitting here drinking wine and remembering our friend and reading about daddy's ipad woes. :)

daddy on iPad

TM,

I have to say that our continuing soap opera of our rude fired Newscaster who owns Anchorages only Marijuana Bar, getting in a pissing contest with Miss Leather 2013 and her Kinky Sex club, both located in the old Kodiak Bar on 5th Avenue, are way more interesting than your Rand Study.

Send better stoners.

Thomas Collins

I'm neither a plaintiff's lawyer nor a defense lawyer, Ben. The only energy drink I consume is coffee. I don't do those Red Bull things. Coffee, scotch, red wine, water and carbonated water suit me fine.

Don't you think Big Weed has been pretty successful so far in avoiding media scrutiny of the ill health effects of its product? There's a lot of research out there, but establishment media has yet to give Big Weed the treatment it gave Big Tobacco.

Captain Hate on the iPad

Marlene, condolences for your friend.

Vladimir Ilyich Reagan

>>>establishment media has yet to give Big Weed the treatment it gave Big Tobacco.

Right; more like the conservative media's treatment of Big Tobacco.

daddy on iPad

Is the problem with weed that if you smoke enuff of it you wind up listening to James Taylor?

Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker!

I don't know who Greg Anthony is at all, but all this unequal treatment really gets on my nerves.
Why release his name & ruin his career & not do it to everyone that is caught soliciting a prostitute?

Unfair treatment is one of my pet peeves.

Ben

Just like all botancials, there is NO research except those designed to undermine. I think cannabis has many more healthful bennies that are undisclosed. But you are right about the productivity. I think thats what the authorities fear most. A happy population without the need to acquire riches beyond needs.

Thomas Collins

By the way, if BB Key is checking in here, I was a law school classmate of Ike Taylor's second wife. Although much younger than Ike, she died a couple of years before Ike. Ike was a Camel straights man.

daddy on iPad

So Maryland's Greg Anthoney is suspended for hitting on underage chicks and MarkO's Dookies are calling the Islamic faithful to prayer from the highest Christian Tower on Campus.

I just want to say how big of you guys it is to try and make my UNC students who can't friggnin' read look like geniuses.

Lev Davidovich Cheney

>>>Unfair treatment is one of my pet peeves.

As an example, I believe that no one should ever be punished for shooting someone in the face.

nKonIpad

So Daddy, regarding your Ipad friends, do your wife and daughters read JOM?

Marlene

Thanks,CH. His son texted hubby at 3:25AM,which is never good news.

Janet,remember the infamous Zumba case in Maine? Her "clients" were dragged thru the mud,but all things considered,she got a light sentence,mostly for welfare fraud.

nKonIpad

Greg Anthony is. Nevada Las Vegas guy.

Zinoviev Weinberger

Or selling arms to Iranians.

daddy on iPad

Nyet!

Beasts of England

Linda played a mean duck call!! And smoked a lot of dope... Coincidence?

Iggy

One more reason to always buy Para Ordnance; Para USA says it will supply no more guns to Liam Neeson flicks after the big dumb mick shot off his mouth about Amuricans having too many guns.

NKonIPad.

So the little Soros troll bitch is a stoner. That s one explanation for his loser status.

NKonIPad.

Daddy good call on the JOM reading audience.

Marlene

Hey,NK...any earthquakes today?

Iggy

Barry's sanctions a huge success as Europe freezes and Donetsk blows up.
More evidence of his brilliance, I reckon.

NKonIPad.

I like Liam Neeson, he s off base about guns of course , but at least he s honest about his opinions and profane in expressing them. He s on a tear in NYC going after Mayor Bane putting the Handsome Cabs out of business so some cronies can develop the stables as condos.

Miss Marple

In my science major, there were guys who were stoners. ( I was the only woman with the group who graduated in 1977.)

Without exception, the guys who did not use went on to grad school, oil companies, mining companies, etc.

The stoners got jobs with the state or ended up in retail.

This always struck me as a lesson.

Captain Hate

Maryland's Greg Anthoney

I'm sure he was in town to do the game and they had Duke's Jim Spanarkle do replacement duty. Greg's no youngster since he had a fairly long NBA career after being with the Runnin' Rebs team which beat K's bunch one year and then lost to them the following tourney.

NKonIPad.

I heard about the Ct eartquakes on the radio, that s about it. They were closer to Jane and Boston JOMERS than me and Maguire

Thomas Collins

Can we have some more Miss Idaho talk to influence the ads? The ad in the upper left hand corner of my JOM page now has a guy in underwear.

NKonIPad.

Greg A graduated (yes he earned his degree) Nev Las Vegas in 91 so he s about 45 yo.

Ben

It's more likely this is another Kiev offensive against Russian-speaking Ukies, Iggy. Russia shut off the Gazprom lifeline, and the Right-sector is responding, notwithstanding PJ Media's spin.

Ben

It's more likely this is another Kiev offensive against Russian-speaking Ukies, Iggy. Russia shut off the Gazprom lifeline, and the Right-sector is responding, notwithstanding PJ Media's spin.

NKonIPad.

I ve got an NRA membership advert. Hmmmmm....

Miss Marple

For Thoas Collins:

Miss Idaho, miss Universe, Miss Idaho, Victorias Secret, Miss Idaho, Sophia Loren, Miss Idaho.

See if that does the trick! ( I got the same ad. not attractive!)

Zinoviev Weinberger

Here's Miss Alabama and Miss Mississippi:

Extraneus

The ad in the upper left hand corner of my JOM page now has a guy in underwear.

[In voice of kid in Animal House after babe in her underwear crashed through window and landed on his bed while he was reading Playboy]

Thank you, Adblock!

rich@gmu

Posted by: Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker! | January 17, 2015 at 05:49 PM -

media gets the jail daily population report and blotter. someone combs the list for easy news. he might have some sort of morality clause in his contract which his arrest violated resulting in his being fired (that is just a guess).

would think with his wealth he could have been more ... discreet. anyway.

Thomas Collins

Well, Miss Marple, the picture of the male in the underwear has changed to a picture simply of male underwear. And the other ad on the left has a picture of a ladies' coat. So we're moving in the right direction. Let's keep trying. Anita Ekberg, Miss Idaho, Naomi Campbell, Miss Idaho, Kate Upton, Miss Idaho, Women of JOM. . . .

Beasts of England

Seeing as Alabama and Mississippi produce the most beautiful women in the world, I'm guessing that photo may be mislabeled. But, don't take word for it. And don't ever dream that you'd have a shot at any of our Southern Belles - they don't date libtard pussies...

BB Key

TC
had a frat bro @ Chapel Hill who went to summer camp with James in the 50's who said he was a nice guy but not playing with a full deck .

Tonto,
left reply on the other thread .Daughter gets her intensity from her mom :)

Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker!

Thanks, Rich.

rich@gmu

Posted by: Janet - healthy and jolly as a joker! | January 17, 2015 at 06:49 PM -

hope all is well. we should try to get together for coffee this coming week. classes start the 20th!

henry

Beasts, I haven't tried smoking dope through a duck call. That may be the secret to attracting ducks... all I can do on my calls is play Yankee Doodle.

rich@gmu

TC-

can't iggy link a few pictures of Miss Idaho ...

Iggy

I hope these help;

Zinoviev Weinberger

>>>And don't ever dream that you'd have a shot at any of our Southern Belles

Nothing easier; just say the magic words:

"My daddy owns a sausage and bacon factory in Evergreen"

rich@gmu

an actual Miss Alabama the lovely Katherine Webb

http://www.eonline.com/photos/7333/katherine-webb-s-pageant-past/246023

and the lovely Jasmine Murray, Miss Mississippi

http://missmississippipageant.com/contestants/2014/jasmine-murray-2/

Extraneus

My favorite southern belle is pulling pork right now because she read about the new textbooks striking the Three Little Pigs.

Zinoviev Weinberger

Just to clarify, the pic I posted was Katherine Webb a few months after she got married.

Zinoviev Weinberger

Say Iggy, she's pretty good in the sack.

jimmyk

Iggy, is that Miss Idaho Potato @6:54? Cuz when I search I just get this:

rich@gmu

and I'd be remiss if I didn't link a picture of the wow ... Yvette Bennett 2014 Miss Idaho

http://www.laurieannescreations.com/2013/09/miss-boise-state-usa-2013-yvette-bennett.html

BB Key

Is it Bama or Ole Miss where it is said they 'red shirt' Miss America's ?

rich@gmu

ha Iggy and jimmyk FTW ...

Thomas Collins

And let's not forget that Miss USA 2012 was a Rhode Islander.

http://healthyceleb.com/olivia-culpo-height-weight-body-statistics/19176

rich@gmu

hummm got quiet all of a sudden ...

Iggy

The caption said Miss Idaho Potato 1935, jimmy, and since it was on the internet I default to credulity mode.

daddy

It strikes me that if the media actually wanted to provide an illustration of what this Administration is doing by refusing to specifically acknowledge that Islam is the impetus in all these attacks, they should tomorrow neglect to mention the name of whatever team scores in whatever NFL Football game we are watching.

Announcer: The Football Team on the Left side of the field just scored a Touchdown.

Other Announcer: That was a great play by those players!

Fan: What team scored? Which Team scored? Who's ahead, who's behind?

Announcer: That's unimportant. We shouldn't be specific in identifying any particular team. It should suffice for you to know that some team scored, but according to the President you should not know who actually did the scoring, else it might create within you a bias towards that team and it's followers, ergo, all you need to know is that somebody scored.

Fan: So we shouldn't know which Team is doing whatever it's doing?

Announcer: Correct. It is irrelevant to know what team did what, whether they be the Pats, the Colts, the Packers, the Islamists, the Jews, or the Christians. It is all simply guys doing exactly the same thing, and it would be unfair of us to single out any one of these groups as distinct from the rest by providing the non-essential particulars of who they are, else you might start judging them in regard to those non-essential particulars

Fan: Well...OK...so we can never identify any particular group for any reason whatever...Got it...Anything else?

Announcer: Yes. No group is any different from any other, nor will any group be treated any different from any other group. And also always remember that the future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam.

Fan: ?

MarkO

In today's relationship world, why is it illegal to "solicit" a prostitute?

Moreover, why should Greg need to solicit a prostitute? An "assistant" should be part of his contract.

Captain Hate

I wish somebody would entrap Kellogg to get him the eff off my television.

lyle

I'll take Kellogg over Vitale. But then I don't watch much hoops until Mar. My AM's bb team season is circling the drain anyway.

lyle

Those ain't no Idaho Russetts, Ig!

Miss Marple

MarkO,

Governments always lean on small business.

And that is yo answer.

It's like arresting people for selling single cigarettes.

Jack is Back!

Its closing time, isn't it, daddy? Or damn close to it.

Back from dinner where we discussed Frederick's acting desires with a guy who knows all about this and we leftr with Frederick deciding Biochemistry is a more realistic goal. Especially, if his Mom (or me) have to drive 1 1/2 hours to Oralndo on a whim.

They have his photo and his info. If he fits call but no wild goose chase autions 100 miles away, thank you.

BTW, he is not disappointed but he is feeling better that he won't have to leave his Beagles behind.

Danube on iPad

Greg Anthony was active in the campus Republican Club at UNLV and as gar as I know has been a Republican ever since.

Since regular-season college hoops (like the NBA) has become so meaningless, about five years ago I adopted an inviolate rule: if Dick Vitale is on the nroadcast, I don't watch it.

Danube on iPad

Wiki:

"Anthony has been politically active with the Republican Party since his days at UNLV, where he graduated with a degree in political science and served as the vice chairman of Nevada's Young Republicans.[1]

"In 2008, Anthony publicly endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. In 2012, Anthony publicly endorsed Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, appearing in a Romney ad in Nevada.[3]"

Danube on iPad

Is that Barbara Stanwyck in that potato garb?

Joan

As far as ads, I've got several types of yellow ear buds, plus some clothes for older, fat ladies.

Where have I been shopping!?! Nowhere that sells the latter. :)

Stephanie De Nile is a river in Progtopia

Jack, a guy I went to HS with was a performer at Six Flags while in HS and then went on to Disney for several years. Astounding 1st tenor voice. I think he is still involved in theater in the Asheville area and I might could put Frederick in touch to learn more about the ins and outs of auditions etc if you would be interested.

I'd suggest Frederick, if he is truly interested in theater, tv, etc to look into community theater and audition there, too. Our community theater has a kid's program that puts on their own productions a couple of times a year and is mentored by the adults. St Augustine, Flagler and Jupiter all have vibrant theater scenes.

Joan

Now the ads are for Vogue wigs. ?

Iggy

Marilyn Monroe, DoT.

Miss Marple

Danube, I believe that is a young Marilyn Monroe.

Jack is Back!

Nytol, Frederick say thanks for all te suport but would rather be a Biochemist and JOM figure than an actor on iCarly or Lab Rats.

Good choice.

They called again and asked him to come bacak.

Joan

Oh, and a question about Iggy's 7:52 photo. She's gorgeous, but do you think those things are natural? I mean, not implants?

I'm going to go google lots on how to get pot and see if I get some marijuana ads. (I've never used it--keep thinking I might get my sister to go to Colorado with me and try some. Yes, I'm chicken, I've never used an illegal drug in my life, which is long. :)

Joan

I don't think I've used the internet like a person should--look what I just found:

"Buy marijuana online and have it delivered to your door! It doesn’t matter whether you live in a state with medical marijuana laws or not. We ship everywhere in the United States! We offer a wide variety of marijuana strains for recreational and medicinal use.
- High quality grade marijuana delivered to your door"

Can this be true?

Wonder if someone would deliver a Guinness or Long Life (which I used to drink during my horse riding days in London)--I'm thirsty.

Joan

Back to my search for drugs--of which I shouldn't use. :)

narciso

Congrats Frederick.

yes, I noted Katherine Webb, right off, in that game against Alabama.

Iggy

--I'll take Kellogg over Vitale. --

I'd rather listen to the plaintive bellows of Rosie O'Donnell beaching herself on the Jersey Shore than little Dicky Vitale.

Danube on iPad

But it's not about Islam:

http://www.newsweek.com/islamic-state-aims-occupy-mecca-300205

Danube on iPad

Never woulda recognized Marilyn.

Stephanie De Nile is a river in Progtopia

So, did Frederick accept the call back or tell them never mind?

Skoot

"Send better stoners"

You got it, doc Chris Robinson Brotherhood

Iggy

I'll email her your question Joan.

Let me know your new email address in the Federal pen so I can let you know what she says.

lyle

Do Rosie O's migrate that far north?

narciso

there's category error, there, thinking the ISIS is just outside the borders,
considering how popular it has proven inside the kingdom

well the Croatians did rely on their diaspora in Argentina and Canada,

http://20committee.com/2015/01/17/why-ukraine-is-losing/#comments

Iggy

Ever heard that Brooklynese she spouts through her blowhole?
She's returning to her home waters to spawn but the chances of reproduction are, thank goodness, remote.

Joan

My goodness, I've even found marijuana butter. :)

Not that anyone is interested, but the other posts on ads and also the topic on marijuana legalization got me started on this quest. Also, my husband has the remote and he is bored and he goes up and down thru the channels, staying from 10 to 12 seconds on each channel. He also loves to stop on Lawrence Welk show (if it is on) and watch it (all the while grinning) because he knows it makes me want to scream.

Oh, well.

Also, my ads are now for slimmer ladies. No Mary Jane yet. :)

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