Of those who serve, there are two types of people in this world: those who serve when called, and those who won't stop calling asking to serve.
BACKSTORY: Seeing as how a commenter has managed to convince Tom Maguire to hand over the keys to the kingdom, that story will be placed in the comments. Rumors of a grand coup may or may not be overstated, but let me just say (teaser alert!) . . . well, you'll have to go to the comments.
JiB, they were here before I got here 25 years ago.
Posted by: henry | March 23, 2015 at 08:19 AM
Yeah Henry, I've only got 5 feet left in my backyard.
Posted by: Jane | March 23, 2015 at 08:24 AM
Jane-could you please get it to all go away before I get there in about 10 days?
Of course Red seeing snow on a northern college tour the first week of April kept her in the South and closer to home.
Sorry about this wish, but let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Posted by: rse | March 23, 2015 at 08:28 AM
Interesting. Did Hitler make it out alive?
A Nazi hideout has been discovered in the jungles of Argentina?
http://www.businessinsider.com/a-nazi-hideout-has-been-discovered-in-the-jungles-of-argentina-2015-3
Posted by: Jack is Back! | March 23, 2015 at 08:31 AM
Amazing that no shoppers in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot were injured. Sounds like the culprit shot the patrol car several times, but where were the officer's bullets going? Very scary.
Posted by: DebinNC | March 23, 2015 at 08:31 AM
http://diplopundit.net/2015/03/23/keeping-up-with-the-state-department-spoxs-explainer-on-the-clinton-separation-statement/#more-23229
"It looks like 12 FAM 564.4 is the relevant
regulationum, excuse me, “recommendation” in the Foreign Affairs Manual. Waiting for the spox to clarify that although the briefing is mandatory, signing the separation statement is really optional and voluntary!"Posted by: Janet | March 23, 2015 at 08:31 AM
You mean we're 24 hours into the 'hit and regnum' without a beer thread? Something is adrift. I know if TM had handed the keys to Iggy we'd have had a girls on bikes post by now...
And how about those two double eagles at Bay Hill yesterday? Talk about bending the arc of probability!
Posted by: Beasts of England | March 23, 2015 at 08:45 AM
I'm looking forward to seeing some amazing pool videos - the kind where the "rack" on display is wooden, not anatomical. Also mouthwatering recipes and an occasional apropo scripture verse. Hail, hit!
Posted by: DebinNC | March 23, 2015 at 08:58 AM
Ted Cruz para Presidente!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3smCq7Mjo
Posted by: Jack is Back! | March 23, 2015 at 09:01 AM
Carlos Slim does look like he wants to knock HildaBeast out of the race.
Posted by: NKvirusedandback | March 23, 2015 at 09:02 AM
Beasts:
You mean we're 24 hours into the 'hit and regnum' without a beer thread? Something is adrift.
Heh. Probably no beer thread today. I mean, probably not even a pool thread even though Monday is league night.
But there is a post about to go up. Something of little real value about Hillary, and more about some SSP (that's an old-time JOM abbreviation some may not remember).
Posted by: Jeff Dobbs | March 23, 2015 at 09:13 AM
SSP = ?
Posted by: NKvirusedandback | March 23, 2015 at 09:17 AM
http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2015/03/traditional-change-that-was-afoot-has-now-alit-sunday-afternoon-open-thread/comments/page/99/#comments
Posted by: Threadkiller | March 23, 2015 at 09:21 AM
NK, the question is whether SSP is an actual JOM acronym or something Mr. Superpowers just made up (with plenty of time for supporting cut & paste).
Posted by: henry | March 23, 2015 at 09:24 AM
Is the JOM Glossary linked in the margins and I'm just not seeing it? If not, I suggest our new, benevolent overlord put one there for passers-by puzzled by Carlos Slim, the Red Witch, Stedman, 404, Cankles, etc.
Posted by: DebinNC | March 23, 2015 at 09:29 AM
SSP
Posted by: Jeff Dobbs | March 23, 2015 at 09:30 AM
I'm gonna guess SSP= "super secret plan".
If that's wrong... I have other guesses!
Posted by: AliceH | March 23, 2015 at 09:31 AM
https://cdrkerchner.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/usurpation-3-0-report-canadian-born-u-s-senator-ted-cruz-set-to-launch-2016-presidential-campaign/
Posted by: Threadkiller | March 23, 2015 at 09:31 AM
http://thehill.com/policy/international/236565-netanyahu-pollster-obama-role-in-election-larger-than-reported#.VQ9_XCcnzMs.twitter
Much more than just the State Department money.
Posted by: Miss Marple | March 23, 2015 at 09:34 AM
h&r@9:30 - okay, that wasn't one of my already-thought of guesses, but I'm positive it would have been one of my eventually, give-me-another-minute guesses. I'm counting it!
Posted by: AliceH | March 23, 2015 at 09:34 AM
Jane/2009:
That is hysterical!
For more hilarity, don't forget FWDAJ today at noon EST - and you can get the live stream at LUN.
(end shameless self promotion)
Posted by: Jane | March 24, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Posted by: DebinNC | March 23, 2015 at 09:37 AM
Speaking of selfish, self-promoters, MOzo is over in Japan touting the Peace Corps Let Girls Learn efforts there. Japan, whose average female students' "learning" far surpasses the Obama girls elite education?
Posted by: DebinNC | March 23, 2015 at 09:42 AM
"The emails have not been made public, and The New York Times was not permitted to review them. But four senior government officials offered descriptions of some of the key messages, on the condition of anonymity because they did not want to jeopardize their access to secret information."
I'm no Hillary fan, but how is this a NEWS piece?
Like Rick asked - Elected officials or appointed officials?
The piece was written by Michael S. Schmidt - who's he talkin' to?
Posted by: Janet | March 23, 2015 at 09:44 AM
Hmmm. Is it my memory (from lurking through much of that) or do superpowers include sneaky control over comment history? (They do in WordPress).
Posted by: henry | March 23, 2015 at 09:47 AM
Janet- to people like us, none of that is new. However, to NY Times readers, these Benghazi emails are revelations-- they bought the Hillary meme that Benghazi was a rightwing fable.... move along. Again, Slim's Dancing Chimps are beginning to give HildaBeast the Meme treatment. Will she push back... or go away?
Posted by: NKvirusedandback | March 23, 2015 at 09:52 AM
New Thread
Posted by: Old Lurker | March 23, 2015 at 09:55 AM