Some more thoughts on last night's donnybrook:
Where's the Beef? When Trump was debating on a crowded stage of ten or whatever his bluster and insults made fun soundbites. With the stage down to five, his lack of follow-up substance was exposed repeatedly and successfully by Rubio and Cruz. That said, "Moderator" Wolf Blitzer did a great job of giving Trump standing eight-counts by cutting to Kasich whenever things got interesting.
There may not be time left to derail the Trump Express. But in 1984 Walter Mondale rode the wings of a Wendy's commercial to highlight the inexperience of fresh-faced newcomer Gary Hart (before losing 49 states to Reagan - oops.) Rubio and Cruz need to craft ten second soundbites highlighting Trump's superficiality, and they don't have a commercial to ride.
Still, if it can be done the Miami Soundbite Machine can do it (Catching Trump repeating his attacks was Level Ten stuff) [And here it is! See Confidence Game below]. And Cruz is hardly one to toss flower petals either. Trump can't handle either guy one on one, but he does benefit from the "look at these young politicians who never done anything ganging up on me" dynamic. Tricky!
And be careful - Trump did have the beef! Once available through Sharper Image, and I love this review:
Does “greasy and tasteless” remind you of anyone?
Get Kasich and Carson Out of There. If I ever have a sparky dinner party conversation and find myself in dire need of a cold bucket of water and a wet blanket I know who to call. Anyone who likes booth reviews during NFL games had to love Kasich and Carson last night.
Kasich did advance his objective, which was to let Rubio and Cruz do the knife work against Trump and then hope voters flock to the guy with the cleanest suit. Or, secure an interview as a Trump VP pick. Either way. But if he wants to pretend to be a serious candidate for the Presidency, Kasich needs to nut up or shut up.
And Carson is a great guy and a great American but if wants to serve his country and his cause he should get off the stage and give what little time he gets to Trump and his critics. More exposure will not be Trump's friend.
Trump on Taxes: Trump's tax returns are now a Big Deal and his various explanations were patent BS. My favorite - he was audited (beginning under Bush?!?) because he was a good Christian. "Newsman" Chris Cuomo needed more and better botox when he heard that.
But on the subject of Trump being a good Christian, Buzzfeed has spent hours listening to Trump bantering with Howard Stern so we don't have to. Nor would I, ever, but do check it out. This is from the late 90's and 2000, so yes, Presidential aspirations (or a good show) were in the air. A whiff:
In the interviews, Stern and his co-hosts often introduced the most vulgar elements into the conversation, but Trump was almost always willing to go along. Talking about Pamela Anderson’s hepatitis C diagnosis in 2000, Stern asked Trump, “Would you do her, still?”
Trump replies, “No, I’m sorry.”
Robin Quivers, Stern’s sidekick, then asked Trump whether he would choose to sleep with Anderson or Whoopi Goldberg.
“You know, right now, I have to go with Whoopi,” replied Trump. “Look, it’s a terrible thing. It’s a sad thing. You know, it’s a terrible thing.”
Trump also discussed his involvement with beauty pageants. After purchasing the Miss USA pageant in 1997, Trump said he would make the “bathing suits to be smaller and the heels to be higher.” In 2005, when promoting the pageant on Stern’s show, Trump said, “If you’re looking for a rocket scientist, don’t tune in tonight, but if you’re looking for a really beautiful woman, you should watch.”
This may not cost him much of the "Regular guy you might enjoy a beer with" vote and I have zero doubt that Bill Clinton was far worse in private, but... I also have no doubt that George Bush and Barack Obama are far better. This isn't Presidential. But what about Trump is?
And do let's remember the Trump University debacle - as noted, Trump is likely to be a witness in a fraud suit this summer. Without even looking I assume Trump licensed his name and didn't oversee the grim results, but that hardly is an excuse. Then again, having both Presidential nominees in a courtroom next summer would be... OK, dreadful, but about par for this election year.
Defrauding people looking for some education (in real estate, natch) may not pin down the youth vote.
I'VE BEEN SCREAMING AT MY TELEVISION AND SOMEBODY HEARD ME! For weeks I have been screaming at Jeb! that when Trump interrupts him, Jeb can't simply put on his hangdog "Can you believe this a**hole" face and let Trump speak. That may be good manners but the alpha dog keeps barking! Dammit, can anybody on that stage find their inner Jersey Boy?
Yes He Can! Evidently someone turned off the MiamiNice module in my MarcoBot:
The calls for Rubio to get tough [with Trump] grew louder Tuesday when Trump tauntingly highlighted their apparent detente in a speech to supporters in Nevada. “I’ve been very nice to Rubio, because he hasn’t hit me,” Trump said. “When he does, you will see what happens.”
On Thursday night, millions of debate-watchers did get to see — and it wasn’t pretty for The Donald.
Indeed, the first half of the debate was dominated by Rubio’s tussles with Trump, as the senator energetically recited what seemed like an entire opposition research file and the billionaire responded with his trademark tough-guy rejoinders. Neither candidate emerged un-bruised from these skirmishes, but Rubio employed a tactic that few of Trump’s adversaries have used until now. Rather than allowing space for Trump’s comebacks to land and draw laughter or applause, the senator routinely stepped on his opponent’s punchlines.
This, combined with Trump’s penchant for interruptions, resulted in an awful lot of inaudible crosstalk.
This screencap is an instant classic:

One last time for emphasis - my favorability rating for both Cruz and Rubio is dialed up to 11 right now. We have spent too long watching the contenders scuffle with each other in hopes of earning a shot at the champ. There is no second, there is no tomorrow, to be the man you have to beat the man, die on your feet but don't live on your knees - cliches can't express my desire to see some Republicans actually try to claim the Republican nomination for a Republican.
FWIW: Real Clear Politics has way-too-early polling on different head-to-head match ups for the general election.
Right now Hillarity! beats Trump but loses to Cruz, Kasich or Rubio.
Sanders, OTOH, beats Trump and Cruz but draws with Rubio and Kasich.
I still don't see Kasich's path to the nomination but I suppose we can't rule out a Trump meltdown, and the numbers show plenty of room for a cheerful moderate in the general election. Older, optimistic, two-time governor of a big-time state - has anyone in the Kasich camp used the word "Reaganesque"? I'm laughing. I'm crying, but I'm laughing.
GO, MARCOBOT! I love this coverage:
Marco Rubio came out swinging at Trump, and one punch really landed: Trump University
Between 8:45 p.m.and 9:45 p.m. Thursday night, Marco Rubio learned how to box.
In the first few minutes, after Wolf Blitzer rang the bell to start the fight at the GOP debate in Houston, Rubio threw punch after punch after punch at Donald Trump, barely letting one land before he moved on to the next one. Campaigns put together portfolios of attacks that plan to use, called "oppo books." Marco Rubio pulled every sheet out of that book and then tossed the empty cover at Trump, too, for good measure.
That was nerves. Less than an hour later, Rubio was landing strategic, gleeful blows, and Trump was flustered. Rubio's best line was the one about how if Trump hadn't gotten an inheritance, he'd be selling watches. But the one that grated on Trump the most was when he noted Trump's habit of repeating himself. Over that hour, it was like Rubio leveled up.
Rubio was smiling and laughing, he was mocking Trump, he was talking over, or at least with him - good times!
The Weekly Standard has more:
Rubio Finally Swings at Trump
Hard.
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The attacks kept coming. "If he builds the wall the way he built Trump Tower, he'll be using illegal immigrant labor to do it," Rubio said. "Such a cute sound bite," Trump snapped back, but Rubio wasn't done. "About the trade war, I don't understand, because your ties and the clothes you make are made in Mexico and in China," Rubio said.
"All right, you know what?" Trump said, looking more and more agitated.
"Why don't you make them in America?" Rubio shot back. "Because they devalue their currency," Trump said, repeatedly, as he pointed out that Rubio didn't "know a thing about business."
"Well, I don't know anything about bankrupting four companies," Rubio said.
After that, things got even crazier. You have to see the transcript to believe:
RUBIO: I don't know anything about...
TRUMP: You know why?
RUBIO: ... starting a university, and that was a fake university.
BLITZER: One at a time.
TRUMP: First of all...
BLITZER: One at a time.
TRUMP: ... first of all, that's called a...
RUBIO: There are people who borrowed $36,000...
BLITZER: Hold on. One at a time, Mr. Trump.
RUBIO: ... to go to Trump University, and they're suing now -- $36,000 to go to a university...
TRUMP: And by the way -- and by the way...
RUBIO: ... that's a fake school.
TRUMP: ... and by the way...
RUBIO: And you know what they got? They got to take a picture with a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump...
TRUMP: ... I've won most of the lawsuits.
RUBIO: That's what they got for $36,000.
BLITZER: All right, I want to move on.
It was a complete airing of the opposition research book on Trump, and Trump didn't seem to have seen it coming.
In all that noise, let me note that if Trump has "won most of the lawsuits", he has lost some, or at least, they are still pending. Mostly dead is partly alive, so see ya in court.
CONFIDENCE GAME: Rubio has settled on an attack soundbite:
"A con artist is about to take over the conservative movement and the Republican Party and we have to put a stop to it."
A magician is less impressive when you point out how his tricks work. Just keep saying that Trump is unprepared to be President, hasn't done the homework, has fleeced rubes for decades, and responds to questions with insults not substance.
From the Fox Live Blog:
In his speech announcing the suspension of his campaign, Jeb Bush says "ideas matter, policy matters."
Bush says the presidency is bigger than anyone person and any one candidate, and says America deserves a president who is a president for everyone.
He thanks his family and especially Lindsey Graham, who he calls a friend for life.
He also congratulates the other candidates who have performed well, but doesn't mention Donald Trump by name.