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The NY Times tries to fire up the troops for the closing push:

Hillary Clinton Makes Pitch for Mandate and a Swing-State Sweep

This is not 2008, when the legacy media sincerely believed their guy represented both hope and change. In this campaign the legacy media has long-ago abandoned the pretense that there is a positive case for Hillarity! Hence the daily (hourly? OK, hourly) ten minute hates on Trump.

"Vote For The Crook, Not The Crazy!" fits on a bumper sticker but it does not lead to any mandate other than "Don't Be Trump", and is unlikely to lead to big swings down ballot.

I foresee depressed turnout this election. Meaning total votes will be down from 2012, and the poor fools who do straggle to the polls will be depressed.

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[The voting booth is not a safe space.]

Depressed turnout? That's the Hillary voters.

[Ecuadorable.]

Not crazy, rather crazed; and so are the voters.

This is turning into the corrupt or naive vs the informed and enraged.

[Porchlight]

These folks don't look depressed to me.

[Pagar,a bacon, country Ham and Sausage supporter]

Porchlight, IMO, you are 100% right at 10.11.

IMO, Donald Trump represents hope for the USA.
While Hillary Clinton represents destruction of the USA.

[maryrose]

Just found out liberal relatives will be in Hawaii for Election Day
Four less votes for Hildebeast.

[maryrose]

Pagar:
Trump supporters can't wait to vote.
Latest polls show tied or Trump plus 1.

[Rocco]

But...but...he destroyed the GOP primary vote record by 1.4 million votes. Grope that!

[sbw]

Biden blasts Trump: I wish ‘I could take him behind the gym.’

Behind the gym, I bet Biden couldn’t take him.

[henry]

Biden has a point... Trump just talks about grope. Biden lives grope.

[Jim Eagle]

Biden, as they say in Texas, is all hat, no horse.

[MAM]

Agreed DebinNC - no Trump staffer should be saying that Hillary is"sitting on her lead." Seriously, don't feed into the MSM narrative that she is leading. Several students told me this week that they will not vote for Hillary due to her "lack of transparency," which is another rallying cry of the younger generation. I think the Reddit kids reflect that as well. If they wont' vote for Trump, at least they will vote Stein or Johnson and not HRC. Clarice is a hero for going to a college/university to support Trump. It's a climate of censorship and group think - disgraceful.

[Captain Hate on the iPhone]

Biden doesn't have a hair on his ass; it's all been plugged into his scalp.

[derwill, yet another adorable, irredeemable deplorable]

When Oprah goes from "He the One," to "You don't have to like her," you know you've got an enthusiasm gap.

[Janet]

The last thread I wrote that my very lib. friend is NOT going to vote for Hillary.

The other bit from that conversation is that she was VERY embarrassed about Hillary's Deplorable comment.
She didn't like Hillary to begin with & that just validated how horrible Hillary is. An awful woman.

[Marlene]

Happy Birthday,narciso!

[peter]

Happy Birthday narciso!

[Miss Marple the Deplorable]

I caught wind of Rick Wilson saying there would be one more drop of anti-Trump crap, which I assume is why Mc. McGuire thinks there won't be enthusiasm for Trump supporters.

I want to make it plain here and to any who happen upon this, we are going to the polls and voting, enthusiastically, regardless.

I do not care. The entire Clitnon machine (crooks), the media (bought and paid for commies, shills and crooks), the GOPe (crooks, quislings, and jellyfish) and the global corproate interests (thieves and sell-outs) are all arrayed against him.

I vote proudly and enthusiastically for him. And anyone that loathesome Rick Wilson hates is, by definition, a good guy.

MAGA Trump 2016!

[lurkersusie]

I dint know this

Rick Wilson retweeted
Janice K. Harper
13h13 hours ago
Janice K. Harper ‏@JaniceKHarper
#EvanMcMullin is ON THE BALLOT and will WIN in South Carolina
@AndreBauerSC at least you will still have a job at @CNN
@Evan_McMullin 4Life

[Porchlight]

I'm sure they're holding something on Trump for the last minute. Not sure it will make a difference at this point.

Rick Wilson. Such a nasty man.

[Rocco]

And considering there were 16 candidates sharing the vote, that number is even more impressive. I really think this coup by these Pontius Pilate, Benedict Arnold, Judas,
Herod, NeverTrumpers will backfire big time. I wish I had time to dig up the links but there's the Reagan Dem vote to consider as well as his support from the Black Community. Unions members are supporting him and I've read new GOP voter registrations are high. I foresee a Trump mandate.

I'm off to winterize the boat, I'll miss her this winter! But the good news is it's bow season...and beauty is in the eye of the bowholder. Later...Roll Tide!

[Rocco]

And considering there were 16 candidates sharing the vote, that number is even more impressive. I really think this coup by these Pontius Pilate, Benedict Arnold, Judas,
Herod, NeverTrumpers will backfire big time. I wish I had time to dig up the links but there's the Reagan Dem vote to consider as well as his support from the Black Community. Unions members are supporting him and I've read new GOP voter registrations are high. I foresee a Trump mandate.

I'm off to winterize the boat, I'll miss her this winter! But the good news is it's bow season...and beauty is in the eye of the bowholder. Later...Roll Tide!

[Miss Marple the Deplorable]

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/58tee8/live_stream_donald_trump_delivers_remarks_in/

Live stream, Trump Gettysburg speech. Should start shortly.

[Rocco]

I always forget the birthday wishes....Happy Birthday narciso

[lurkersusie]

It's not about him winning.

Dhttps://mobile.twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/789674279025520640/photo/1

Always check to see what they're up to.

[Porchlight]

When Oprah goes from "He the One," to "You don't have to like her," you know you've got an enthusiasm gap.

"You don't have to fall in love. You just have to fall in line." -HRC on John Kerry in 2004

How'd that work out?

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

TM-

>>>A Time To Choose : Trumpocalypse Now! or Stranger Together<<<

lol ... not a hard choice.

[Porchlight]

And considering there were 16 candidates sharing the vote, that number is even more impressive.

Yep. And he was 8 million votes ahead of Cruz - almost double what Cruz got.

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

Happy Birthday Narciso.

[Porchlight]

Sorry, scratch that - 6 million ahead of Cruz.

[Porchlight]

More than 21,000 people are currently watching an empty podium on the RSBN livestream in Gettysburg waiting for it to begin.

Yeah, no enthusiasm for Trump.

Trump +2 today in IBD/TIPP tracking. Up from +1 yesterday.

[Porchlight]

Excellent spreadsheet of Wikileaks greatest hits (so far) with summaries and links:

http://archive.is/9B6hF

[Captain Hate on the iPhone]

HB narc

Is there a more gutless Repuke than Rob Portman? By withdrawing his endorsement of Trump in a state DJT may win, he showed a McRINO
level stupidity. I wouldn't be surprised if that doesn't result in a net loss of votes in a race he was on track to win by a landslide. Now every MAGA type is lukewarm to ice cold on voting for that backstabbing knob. Oh well, if he loses he can spend more quality time with his mincemeat son although MessNBC won't be nearly as interested in featuring any "evolutions" of an out of office squish.

[derwill, yet another adorable, irredeemable deplorable]

lurkersusie--The plan is McMullin wins Utah's 6 electoral votes, and when neither Hillary nor Trump get the 270 necessary, the election gets thrown into the House and the House will pick McMullin, and the Senate will confirm him and voila! Their plan doesn't seem to include a contingency for how to handle the tens of millions of voters who will descend upon the Capitol with pikes and pitchforks.

Also, they same to be able to simultaneously believe that Trump is losing bigly and the election will be so close that Utah's 6 will stop both candidates from getting the 270 needed.

Trump has caused them to lose whatever minds they had.

[Jim Eagle]

Happy Birthday, Narciso.

Frederick and I are off to The MIlk Pail and their farm to buy pumpkins and gourds. Might give the maze a go.

[buccaneer morgan]

Thanks

Well fideloflake, although he made no bones about it, there's also Kirk and ayotte who have forgotten the first rule of holes

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

derwill-

if the election were to go to congress the House votes as state delegations for president and the Senate elects the Vice President

[glasater]

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(¸.•´★ *¨*•.¸¸..Happy Birthday Narciso *¨*•.¸¸.. ★

Thanks for your explanation of Hillary's senior thesis three threads back!

[Captain Hate on the iPhone]

Kirk and Ayotte have been disasters since Day 1. Portman let himself get smoked out after running a good campaign.

[Beasts of England]

Happy Birthday, narciso!!

[henry]

I don't know what to make of this. It was tweeted by an Anonymous dude, but without a source link. Shows Trump winning big in early voting in Milwaukee County (which means Hillary is routed in WI if real). That would explain the emergency appeal yesterday on suspending voter ID for this election. Something is pear shaped somewhere... I have no idea what.

[Buckeye]

So according to Dame Noonan, nothing wrong with Trump except he is a nut.

A psychopath is better?

[lurkersusie]

I know what their plan is. If they think
people will accept those results they're nuts.

[Marlene]

Evan McMuffin received a $1,050 donation from someone in Maine in September. The Bangor paper reported that fact like it is a big deal.
I've been trying to keep up with news from home. The Bangor paper also endorsed the Democrat for the 2nd district congressional race. Our current congressman is a bland RINO type and has been strong on constituent services. The Democrat is a young woman who ran an ad about fat shaming,she has weight issues and we can't shame young girls because feelings.She followed all the Dem talking points during the campaign. Oh well,looks like Trump will win ME-2's two EVs. That is all that matters.

[derwill, yet another adorable, irredeemable deplorable]

This is a pretty damning article running on Yahoo news, of all places:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/take-the-money-and-other-highlights-from-the-podesta-email-leak-194356162.html

[derwill, yet another adorable, irredeemable deplorable]

Thanks for correcting me, rich. Also, am I right that the House is limited as to whom they can pick--that it has to be one of the top three delegate getters?

[lurkersusie]

Knowing the house they'd pick Hilllary.

[Beasts of England]

Game Day is literally 900' from the Tri-Delta house and the younger Beastette isn't there! I told her that her Padge was about to get in the car and come kick her butt!! :)

[Porchlight]

Wow, henry. If true, landslide incoming.

And look where Johnson and Clinton are in that list.

[DebinNC]

The McMillan Gambit is truly bizarre, doomed to fail, and will only help Hillary imo.

[Porchlight]

NeverTrumpers have failed at everything they've touched so far.

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

I'm willing to bet the net result of the nevertrump treachery, should it succeed, is far more nevergops and neverconservatives than nevertrumpers.

[buccaneer morgan]

Mcmuffin, get the moniker right,

[Buckeye]

Beasts, if it helps you could shame her by telling her Buckeye Jr. Is there.

[Porchlight]

28,000 on the livestream now.

[Miss Marple the Deplorable]

DebinMC,

I am sincerely wondering if he isn't some deep cover dem, since he was in CIA.

I don't trust him and I don't think he is high-minded. I think his followers are either dupes or have a malevolent purpose.

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

derwill-

that I'm less sure about. I though it was any candidate who got an electoral vote for the Presidency. I think the Egg McMuffin plan is so beyond the pale though that it is tin foily to spend too much time thinking about it.

[Porchlight]

Another interesting thing about henry's link is that it shows Feingold winning 45-39 as Trump is pulling 40 to Hillary's 28 and Johnson's 20.

Which would mean Trump is drawing huge numbers of Dems, similar to that Louisiana poll. In the early vote, which I assume Dems would always win in Milwaukee County.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvYaHQCXgAAkZxy.jpg:large

[derwill, yet another adorable, irredeemable deplorable]

Well, McMuffin Man is coming to Idaho today--he's expanding the map!

[Porchlight]

Btw, if that link is real - a big if - it is almost certainly a Bernout leaking it IMO.

[Threadkiller]

I prefer "McMormon."

Happy Birthday Narciso!

[Threadkiller]

and the poor fools who do straggle to the polls will be depressed.

And the more foolish that stay home will have have nothing to bitch about.

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

>>>The McMillan Gambit is truly bizarre, doomed to fail, and will only help Hillary imo.

Posted by: DebinNC | October 22, 2016 at 11:39 AM<<<

can't improve upon that.

I'll tighten down my tin foil hat though ... and keep what I really think to myself.

[Threadkiller]

For the record, tin foil hat theories have prevailed for some time now.

If you have a thought, rich, let 'er rip.

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

another Saturday in the SEC, another top 10 matchup.

[the generalisticly deplorable rich]

no Threadkiller, I'd have to pour a tall one for this before I started.

and I have to get going here in a minute.

[Porchlight]

Trump speech in Gettysburg is remarkable.

[dublindave]

This speech is a game changer.

[henry]

Porchlight, Milwaukee County is Dem controlled (the Exec and Council), it would be a leak from the clerk's office if real. The thing is, these votes are supposed to be uncounted until election night-- but I could see massive cheating as business as usual there for coordinating Foval's buses or car fleets. We will see.

[dublindave]

Paul ryan was supposed to take care of this shit.

[Threadkiller]

(Reuters) - U.S. intelligence and law enforcement officials are warning that hackers with ties to Russia's intelligence services could try to undermine the credibility of the presidential election by posting documents online purporting to show evidence of voter fraud.

The officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said however, that the U.S. election system is so large, diffuse and antiquated that hackers would not be able to change the outcome of the Nov. 8 election.

But hackers could post documents, some of which might be falsified, that are designed to create public perceptions of widespread voter fraud, the officials said.

They said that they did not have specific evidence of such a plan, but state and local election authorities had been warned to be vigilant for hacking attempt...

..."Trump does not even know he is being manipulated," said Michael Morell, a former deputy CIA director who has endorsed Clinton. "Trump is an unwitting agent of Putin."

http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFKCN12L015?sp=true

I see the "rigging" here is not actual hands on rigging but more of a mind-manipulation type of rigging.

Not to be confused with the non-mind-manipulation the media is involved in every day.

Got it.

Oh, that named expert of theirs?

From:[email protected] To: [email protected] Date: 2016-03-11 14:38 Subject: Re: Touching Base Any chance you are in DC tomorrow?

On Friday, March 11, 2016, Michael Morell wrote:

> John,
> > I hope this note finds you well. A very important Tuesday coming up.
> > I'm thinking that you are undoubtedly extremely busy, but I was hoping to
> come by and see you for 30 minutes. There are a couple of things that I
> would like to put on your radar screen.
> > Let me know.
> > Have a great weekend.
> > Michael Morell

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/25487

Yep, it is really hard to pick a leader of the free world...

#LoonsKnowBetter

[henry]

The source of those Milwaukee County totals is revealed as WI Public Radio's elections site. They list all counties on the link. Again, no votes should be counted yet so no idea what this is. (Unless a leak to the press based on actual early votes is out there).

[Porchlight]

Thanks, henry. I don't get it. Votes are not supposed to be counted until Election Day.

[henry]

Could be a format test. No link from the home page that I could find. I'm note sure early voting is available in my area yet. Very strange.

[lurkersusie]

I don't get it. Votes are not supposed to be counted until Election Day.

They're checking to see how many voters they have to
bring in to get crooked across the finish line.

Someone posted results by mistake.

Rigged

[Porchlight]

Those who encouraged Trump to talk about the issues should be happy with the Gettysburg remarks. Very serious and solutions-oriented layout of his first 100 days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqq90uLGK-k

Transcript:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-delivers-groundbreaking-contract-for-the-american-vote1

[henry]

The numbers do not match the total number of early voters reported by the Journal Sentinal.

So not legit.

[peter]

thank you porchlight was looking for the transcript

[Threadkiller]

Morell and Podesta were buds from back when they worked at the CIA.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/9772

[clarice b. for Brainiac]

Happy Birthday, narciso! Matt, if I missed yours--HB to you, too.
MM< I'm reasonably sure that Berenson thing is phony--check the last page, for example

You know a lot of Dems aren't in love with the GOP. Makes me wonder if the attacks on him by those aren't putting more wind under Trump's sails.

[maryrose]

Morell also testified about Benghazi and got Obama and Hillary off the hook.Petraeus also testified to help HillaryFx was in on that also.
Happy birthday Narciso

[clarice b. for Brainiac]

Who's doing the polling for Wisconsin--Is it Peter Hart who has long worked with Feeingold and prepared that early preposterous CLinton up 11 pts that NBC/WSJ ran and published? State polls are suspect as they are too expensive to establish a solid baseline.

[henry]

Clarice, last I looked Marquette and St Norbert's had Hillary up 7-8 too.

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

Or, alternately, our highly non partisan intelligence hacks could be preparing the battlefield so that when actual massive voter fraud occurs they can tell us it's just Russian agitprop.

[Beasts of England]

I let her know, Buckeye!! Chamber of Commerce weather at the Capstone this afternoon! :)

[daddy]

Yeah, a properly calibrated machine changes your vote from Rep to Dem after you've left the voting booth so you don't notice.

Reminds me of this from the DEM Primary: Lucky? Hillary Clinton Wins All 6 Coin Tosses In Iowa, Taking Narrow Delegate Lead

Bernie Sanders’ voters will not be amused to learn that the Democratic National Committee awarded six deadlocked precincts, out of 99 precincts total, to Hillary Clinton with a literal coin toss.
She won all six of the coin tosses. The odds against winning six out of six coin flips are 64-to-1 against, or 1.56 percent.

[Texas Liberty Gal]

Just got back from my walk. Understand that the speech was fantastic but I'm also reading that he said he's going to sue all his accusers! Why would he do that now and give the press something else to talk about. I just don' understand what the rational is.

[Janet]

Maybe to stop the false accusations.

What is the downside to these women who are lying? It will never end as long as there is no downside.

Just like the Jackie Coakley fake UVA rape case. Why isn't her name being put out there? Rolling Stone & the writer are being sued...she should be sued also.

There needs to be a consequence for all these liars.

[Texas Liberty Gal]

I agree with everything you said Janet. I just question the timing right after his speech.

[clarice b. for Brainiac]

I repeat what Caddell said:

All of the tracking polls keep holding at Trump being ahead,” he continued. “And then all of these other polls that are one-off polls, or whatever … I don’t know how they’re doing some of these university polls. You just put the name of some university and apparently it becomes credible, whether they know what they’re doing, or not.
But in any event, polling is all over the place…. Something isn’t adding up,” said Caddell.
“Something is going to happen here, I just sense it,” he concluded. Either “Hillary will glide into the White House, or we’re headed for one of the greatest shocks in American politics. I think it’s a very close call. I think the shock potential is enormous.”

[Ben]

Iggy is back in the saddle aND Soros doubled the overtime budget so your weekends have input.

I am disappointed Trump is sliding as he steals Home. The conclusion to this tragicomedy will be unnecessarily delayed by a Clinton vic.

[daddy]

Good Morning.

I notice that Lonnae O'Neal, the WaPo reporterette, who had sex on the desk in the FCC officials office, attacked in print a young Conservative black kid for daring to criticize Obama's Bulls**t invitation to "Clock Boy."

MSM demonizes conservative teen

Lonnae tells us this ‘pleasant-looking kid’ is “weird” and “ick[y].”
Lonnae is White, the Conservative kid is Black, but obviously he is the wrong kind of Black.

Lonnie continues: ‘[Y]ou can’t help be put off by anybody who is 13 and who is so disrespectful, especially without the standing and age to allow his words to pass for serious critique or discourse.’

Says the mature gal that bangs some FCC Official on his desk.

[Barbara]

Caddell gives a good description of the poll madness. The problem is he doesn't lite anywhere. No one wants to make any sure fire predictions because of the embarrassment of 2012. It's possible that the growing numbers of 'polls' are meant to skew the RCP overall average.

We've heard from polling groups that we've never seen before. Got to be some political strategy involved to effect voters' mind set. We see the huge numbers of people turning up at Trump rallies and the paucity of people who show up to see the few Clinton events. The enthusiasm for Trump has been there from the start and has grown throughout the past year. And then NBC or the Wall Street Journal or some unknown university comes out with a poll that essentially says, "Don't believe your lyin' eyes."

[Ben]

You still haven't acknowledged the possibility some voters are ashamed to tell pollsters they like Trump. And how about those undecideds?

[Texas Liberty Gal]

O'Keefe has another video featuring Hillary's personal involvement with inciting violence at Trump rallys

http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/10/22/hrc-was-personally-involved-james-okeefe-interrupts-trumps-gettysburg-speech-for-heads-up-about-upcoming-vid/

[Captain Hate]

Paul ryan was supposed to take care of this shit.

Eddie Munster disappointing everybody.

[Texas Liberty Gal]

Another bombshell from Wikileaks -

https://pjmedia.com/election/2016/10/22/wikileaks-bombshell-clinton-told-kaine-he-was-vp-in-july-of-2015/

[daddy]

Biden I want to kick Trump's ass.

He must be smoking some of his son's crack.
Biden’s son discharged from Navy after positive cocaine test

[Janet]

Wonderful post, daddy.

A huge THANK YOU to all JOMers for your wonderful posts & links. I share tons of them on FB.

Reddit links & Twitter links...thanks for it all. You guys are the best.

I feel sad for people that are still listening & watching & reading the same boring, worn out people that have been around for decades...there is SO much funny & smart insight out here among regular Americans.

[Captain Hate]

Ashley Biden hoovers most of the family's blow, which somehow escaped the opp research by the GOP think tanks.

Top.Men.

[clarice b. for Brainiac]

Ditto, Janet.