Ace compiles some instant classics from the new Hillarity whinge, "What Happened".
I think this should be disqualifying, although of great interest to followers of The Omen:
Hillary claims to be a Christian yet can't distinguish between a vampire and the AntiChrist? Boy, that's a revelation.
But of course folks following the arc of Chelsea Clinton's improbable ascent see through Hillary's feigned ignorance and misdirection - Hillary knows exactly who the AntiChrist is.
SO MUCH HATE: How could Hillary ever overcome the attacks she experienced from Putin and Trump? Or wherever.
I'm on a roll
Posted by: Bubarooni | September 13, 2017 at 09:24 AM
jimmyk found the misreading of 1984 and ace had a treasure with the "absolution" quote ... good grief.
Posted by: rich | September 13, 2017 at 09:31 AM
[Reposting only because it's now on topic]
First degree category error:
HillaryClinton thinks the lesson of Orwell's 1984 is that you should trust experts, leaders and the press
Comment by Laslo: The book "What Happened" will be followed by the book "What I Meant To Say".
Posted by: jimmyk | September 13, 2017 at 09:35 AM
Thanks for the concern but all is well in the RG household and with family members all over the state. Like the state, we were incredibly lucky on many fronts.
* * *
Way behind and trying to catch up with so many TM Posts and threads I feel like Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate Shop:
(phenomenal gif of Lucy and Ethel on the Chocolate Shop assembly line)
How 'bout you guys?
Posted by: daddy | September 12, 2017 at 07:31 PM
I can't begin to tell y'all how much I loved (and still love) that scene.
* * *
Themsluka Moochalisious
Posted by: daddy | September 12, 2017 at 08:43 PM
Yay-yuh !!!
Posted by: RattlerGator | September 13, 2017 at 09:36 AM
Sorry MM but; McMaster is a disaster.
Posted by: Ignatz Ratzkywatzky | September 13, 2017 at 12:33 AM
No hell he isn't. Iggy, to me there's a weird battle of "operators" going on via Twitter, etc. I'm not sure I trust the play being made by folks who are obviously utilizing the writer of the article you cited, David Steinberg, in PajamasMedia. This is an article (September 6, 2017) that is something of a tell to me, revolving around Mike Cernovich:
https://pjmedia.com/davidsteinberg/administration-sources-creepy-tweet-coded-message-general-mcmaster-leakers/
Caroline Glick >> David Weinberg >> Mike Cernovich ???
Well, YMMV, but I'm much more confident with General McMaster. I have been *very* suspicious of Cernovich ever since he was granted that interview on 60 Minutes. I rather believe General Kelly and General McMaster are part of that methodical, python-like effort to squeeze out the players with influence that generate the leaks within every administration. The desperate squeaking about McMaster says to me the effort is being successful and may (may!) be in its final stages.
It would be a huge, huge victory for the Trump Administration if they could get this under control before Summer 2018. I would like to think the overly-impatient Lurker's Ledge inhabitant, CH, would factor this in a bit more prominently but I see he's still on the Elmer Fudd kick (((sigh))).
IMHO everyone dissatisfied with Sessions or Trump or McMaster *seriously* underestimates the adversary being confronted . . . and that is never a good thing.
Posted by: RattlerGator | September 13, 2017 at 09:38 AM
She keeps referring to all these horrible people who wouldn't let her "be herself" during the campaign. Like that wasn't really her hectoring television viewers "why aren't I fifty points ahead, you might ask" like the mother in law from Hell?
Someone might want to check on that skeezer Jennifer Palmieri because I have a feeling she's been chugging dago red continually since the book quotes started stumbling out.
Posted by: Captain Hate | September 13, 2017 at 09:40 AM
glad to see you back posting and that all is well RattlerGator.
Posted by: rich | September 13, 2017 at 09:42 AM
didn't she deploy "deplorables" multiple times? iirc Janet has all the mentions in her stack of stuff.
Posted by: rich | September 13, 2017 at 09:43 AM
RG,
Bravo Zulu. With you on McMaster & Kelly. You don't become general officers in the Army and Corps by undermining your boss but rather by proving you are capable, loyal and ready for the next promotion and next command.
How 'bout those Jags, so far?
Posted by: Jim Eagle | September 13, 2017 at 09:46 AM
Tom Maguire -- your 'word play' re The Omen this morning is delightful. :) Thank you.
Posted by: joan | September 13, 2017 at 09:47 AM
Also, as far as the 'leaks', I've been interested in how circa's scoops have disappeared in the last few weeks.
:) ???
Posted by: joan | September 13, 2017 at 09:48 AM
As said long before, Hillary is Americas's Mother in Law.
Now she is becoming Americas' Ex-Mother in Law. In spades.
It is all good.
Posted by: squaredance | September 13, 2017 at 09:54 AM
If you want to indulge your "Deep State" fears, take a look at the feature on NetFlix called "Unacknowledged".
It's about the "Deep State" and UFOs.
Posted by: Neo | September 13, 2017 at 09:54 AM
Rodham has been a LEECH her entire life. She was a blood sucking VAMPIRE at Rose Law, vis a vis Whitewater, and a lying cheating lout with regard to her CATTLE FUTURES kick back. She has NEVER accomplished ANYTHING of note. She was kicked off of the Watergate legal team for being "unethical". She lied about RAPIST BILL'S affairs, although she knew the truth.
WhiteHouse travel office.....DISCUSS.
Vast Right Wing conspiracy.
Carpet munching to NY.
Telling her Secret Service detail people to "fuck off".
But nothing illustrates Rodhams' Psychopathy, like BENGHAZI, and the MULTITUDE of LIES that followed. OBAMA INCLUDED.
Rodham is filth. This is not about politicis, it's about RODHAM having ABSOLUTELY ZERO MORAL FIBER.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 10:20 AM
Looks like Beantown is the favorite for Amazon HQ2.
https://www.technologyreview.com/the-download/608818/amazon-is-investing-5-billion-to-build-a-second-american-hq/?utm_source=MIT+Technology+Review&utm_campaign=134961918d-The_Download&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_997ed6f472-134961918d-156267881
Posted by: Jim Eagle | September 13, 2017 at 10:26 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/clinton-poncho-kkk-hoods-trump-inauguration-2017-9
Posted by: Threadkiller | September 13, 2017 at 10:26 AM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/12/voting-machines-can-be-hacked-without-evidence-com/
Posted by: Clarice Feldman | September 13, 2017 at 10:32 AM
There is a certain ostrich-with-its-head-in-the-sand feeling to ignoring that over and over McMaster and others have undeniably purged the most vocal Trump supporters up to and including Bannon who has stated fairly clearly that Trump has relied too much on the Establishment to populate his admin to the point the trump revolution is over.
Now, Trump has stood firm here and there but, as in Afghanistan, he has not at times as well.
I hope the purges have been over matters other than draining the Swamp and I hope Trump remains steadfast and I hope that those surrounding him faithfully follow his agenda, but hope is a poor substitute for observation. To pretend there is no cause for concern and the dozens of people let go do not indicate a possible counteroffensive by the Swamp and the possibility these portend a purposely hobbled Trump doesn't seem too wise to me.
Nor am I willing to discount the possibility Trump doesn't mind just so long as gets a deal, even if it's one the Swamp loves more than his supporters. I tend to doubt that aspect just from his steadfastness so far, but DC has a way of grinding even the most steadfast smooth.
We shall see, but to pretend there is no smoke in the air indicating a possible fire somewhere doesn't seem to comport with either observations or the nature of the Swamp.
We may not be at the 'who you gonna believe, me or your lyin eyes' point yet but it's on the horizon.
Posted by: Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki | September 13, 2017 at 10:33 AM
Hillary is about as delightful as sour owl shit.
Posted by: Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki | September 13, 2017 at 10:36 AM
My ballot in Wisconsin, is filled out by hand, with a marker on a plastic desk.
Hack that!
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 10:50 AM
Update on the death of Joseph Rago:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/medical-examiner-said-wall-street-journals-joseph-rago-died-of-natural-causes-1505242044
As it's likely behind the pay wall:
Posted by: jimmyk | September 13, 2017 at 10:55 AM
...or as full of surprises as an owl pellet.
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 11:00 AM
It's going to take 1,000 wooden stakes and an entire year's output of garlic from Gilroy, CA--the "garlic capital of the world" --for us to finally be rid of the Hildebeest. She was, is and always will be a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Comanche Voter | September 13, 2017 at 11:02 AM
How unsurprising that Hillary! claims to have no idea how to battle the Antichrist.
Posted by: Porchlight | September 13, 2017 at 11:05 AM
Also, as far as the 'leaks', I've been interested in how circa's scoops have disappeared in the last few weeks.
Bannon was probably Circa's source for "good" leaks out of the WH.
Posted by: Porchlight | September 13, 2017 at 11:06 AM
RG says "it's complicated and that Ledge Dwellers will be impressed when the AG brings his hammer down on all these miscreants.
Okey Doke.
Jokes going to be on RG when every one of the Royals skate on all matters from the CCF on down to DWS and the DNC, leaving some poor Commoner to take the fall for all of them, and spit on the graves of the dead soldiers, spies and diplomats who sacrificed for us because of these crimes and idiocies.
Posted by: Old Lurker | September 13, 2017 at 11:06 AM
Goodie, an international summit of leaders in Chicago!
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 11:10 AM
"How unsurprising that Hillary! claims to have no idea how to battle the Antichrist."
Perhaps if Hillary! had had to spend the last ten months holed up with her defense lawyers, she might not think she is our once and future savior, risen from her unfair death, and the MSM would not be touting that line once again.
Posted by: Old Lurker | September 13, 2017 at 11:11 AM
Now there's a #HillaryClintonMisreadsBooks Twitter thread, to which our fearless leader contributed:
https://twitter.com/Tom_Maguire/status/907978260876800000
Many others, e.g.
Lolita: Nasty little bitch seduces a womans saintly husband and it's not his fault.
Posted by: jimmyk | September 13, 2017 at 11:15 AM
Did this get posted? I'll believe it when I see it, but it is interesting. Trent Franks (R-AZ) on Fox News re: possibly Awan wife immunity deal:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-12/rep-franks-predicts-awans-will-get-immunity-significant-disturbing-story-about-wasse
Posted by: Porchlight | September 13, 2017 at 11:30 AM
It sounds like Ms. Clinton was honest about her feelings (something missing from the campaign except by accident), and allowed a certain level of amusing sourness into her book, as well as providing tips on good bars and vodkas. That makes this a window into a state of mind, but hardly source material for a factual account of her campaign.
Since she did let out the sardonic sour that Hillary's friends insist is a sense of humor, I guess she's not running in 2020. That makes every Dem except Huma and Husband happy, I am sure.
Posted by: Appalled | September 13, 2017 at 11:42 AM
College Park MD to allow noncitizens to vote, like they will stop them from voting in Federal elections as required by law.
Posted by: henry | September 13, 2017 at 11:44 AM
GUS nailed it; considering her appearance on The View he said,
It's going to take more than one "close family friend" to make her feel comfortable.
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 11:49 AM
On phone
Am in agreement with RG. No surprise.
Wasn't McMaster chosen when Flynn had to leave? I would assume General Flynn General Flynn had some input on his replacement. I think everyone forgets this.
I think people like Cernovich are causing doubt and division for their own purposes. Anyone who is using him as a source is very misguided, and that includes Steinberg.
Posted by: Miss Marple | September 13, 2017 at 11:53 AM
I don't like this for one minute. A deal with the Awans to get an obsolete player like DWS?
Looks like we get a dog and pony show again.
Posted by: Threadkiller | September 13, 2017 at 11:57 AM
The Awans were in with all the Dems in DC. You pursue that, there is nothing remaining of the swamp or uniparty. Maybe life breaking rocks with get them turning on each other.
Posted by: henry | September 13, 2017 at 11:59 AM
#HillaryClintonMisreadsBooks
Not on Twitter, but here's what I'd post:
Macbeth: Plucky lass tries to help her husband's career, nobody appreciates her efforts. Even tries to wipe blood off of her hands, like, with a cloth.
Posted by: Eric in Boise | September 13, 2017 at 12:01 PM
And like clockwork, at Fox online:
Clinton: I would have won
But you didn't, scrunt. Now GO AWAY.
Posted by: Eric in Boise | September 13, 2017 at 12:16 PM
You'd think the ugly (inside and out) HAG, would know a bit about the anti-Christ. After all she wants to be a Methodist Minister. Just like she tried to join the Marines.
We need to post each and every Rodham lie as we remember them. Corkscrewing to a landing in Bosnia, and running heads down to safety.
Etc etc.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:20 PM
#FracturedHillaryTales
Posted by: Threadkiller | September 13, 2017 at 12:20 PM
"What Happened?"
It hit the fan, Mrs. Clinton.
TK - No *fairy* tales in your 12:20? PC Verbot?
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 12:27 PM
Quotes from HC's book seem lifted from Moby Dick's Captain Ahab.
Posted by: DebinGA | September 13, 2017 at 12:30 PM
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters,” Trump bragged in January 2016. This statement should be met with only a modicum of skepticism. Trump has mocked the disabled, withstood multiple accusations of sexual violence (all of which he has denied), fired an FBI director, sent his minions to mislead the public about his motives, personally exposed those lies by boldly stating his aim to scuttle an investigation into his possible collusion with a foreign power, then bragged about that same obstruction to representatives of that same foreign power. It is utterly impossible to conjure a black facsimile of Donald Trump—to imagine Obama, say, implicating an opponent’s father in the assassination of an American president or comparing his physical endowment with that of another candidate and then successfully capturing the presidency. Trump, more than any other politician, understood the valence of the bloody heirloom and the great power in not being a n*gger.
Posted by: Susanoo | September 13, 2017 at 12:33 PM
The TARLOV libtard on OUTNUMBERED has been CAKED to the HILT with make-up. She almost looks like a female. She is trying to make a case that RODHAM cared about BENGHAZI, because she was SO CLOSE to Christopher Stevens.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:33 PM
How do you spell Rodham???
L O S E R
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:36 PM
COMMIES still trying the RUSSIA line.
Russia had NOTHING to do with our election.
NOTHING.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:37 PM
Patterico's mental misfit must be in a time-out period.
SOB
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 12:38 PM
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 12:33!!!
FLUSH.....................
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:39 PM
I'm not confident that Ms. Awan is any big catch, immunity or not. She probably likes living in the US better than living in Poke-ee-stahn, and got a "good deal" to return. Not saying she isn't a criminal, just saying she may be in the dark about her hubby's espionage. She gets immunity, and he gets tagged with theft of services and equipment - BFD.
Posted by: cboldt | September 13, 2017 at 12:45 PM
From prev thread : "Ryan is a leftist Democrat/Globalist ..."
The Speaker before Ryan was not much, either (Boehner). Why can't the Repub House put in a pro-America leader?
Posted by: JimNorCal | September 13, 2017 at 12:46 PM
From . Even Charley is to blame:
Hillary: “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it. It was you, Charley.”
#HillaryClintonMisreadsBooks
Posted by: sbw | September 13, 2017 at 12:49 PM
Cboldt, I'm sure Cheryl Mills has been hired to handle all of the IMMUNITY details. Not to worry, the F.B.I. is known to have the most INTEGRITY in the entire SWAMP.
Oh, and I make the best SHIT SANDWICH in America.
My shit SANDWICH is BETTER than all the rest.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 12:50 PM
Rats!
From On the Waterfront. Even Charley is to blame:
Hillary: “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it. It was you, Charley.”
#HillaryClintonMisreadsBooks
Posted by: sbw | September 13, 2017 at 12:50 PM
Green at Insty write about Hilligula's
bookrecriminations tour:So...Mr. NeverTrumper Green: would a Prez Curb Dive have more or less contempt for "fellow Americans" than Preznit Jiveass? Take your time to think your answer over...
Posted by: lyle | September 13, 2017 at 12:55 PM
The professional political class finds NWO to be an inevitable and good thing. "Nationalism" is considered a dirty principle. This political evolution has been going on for hundreds of years. In the US, manifested by ascendancy of FedGov over state govs starting in earnest with Woodrow Wilson.
At the same time, all claim to be "pro-America." The open borders advocates assert their preferred policy is pro-America. Some with single payer health care, "pro-America."
Posted by: cboldt | September 13, 2017 at 12:56 PM
Bannon was probably Circa's source for "good" leaks out of the WH.
He couldn't very well leak to Breitbart.
Posted by: Ralph L | September 13, 2017 at 12:58 PM
GUS - Ayup. "Dear FBI, 'Integrity' doesn't mean what you think it means."
RHIP, and they all have rank.
Posted by: cboldt | September 13, 2017 at 12:59 PM
Her book tour is billed to be "surprisingly funny."
Surprising to her when it's funny.
Posted by: Ralph L | September 13, 2017 at 01:01 PM
The thing about Hillary, is that her mind set is typical among the professional political class. She just lacks charisma. And the smidgen of smarts it takes to hide sociopathy.
Posted by: cboldt | September 13, 2017 at 01:02 PM
Why can't the Repub House put in a pro-America leader?
They take their marching orders from the donor class and not the base. That's why they've been banging this open borders policy even after Cantor got run.
Posted by: Captain Hate | September 13, 2017 at 01:09 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/09/12/hillary-clintons-book-signing-was-as-insufferable-as-youd-expect/
Lacking charisma? This scrunt lacks basic humanity. Oh, but that vulgar Trump fellow...
Posted by: lyle | September 13, 2017 at 01:11 PM
no apology for or acknowledgment of being an hour late
Slick was never on time which shows, in addition to poor upbringing by his whore mother and her conveyer belt of "husbands", contempt for the audience.
Posted by: Captain Hate | September 13, 2017 at 01:16 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/13/politics/fbi-official-interview-request-denied-justice-department/index.html
I'm warning ya: don't make me break out the JOM Trumpean Bell Curve™ again!
Posted by: lyle | September 13, 2017 at 01:20 PM
This is what they figured out to do in the August recess:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=371546
Posted by: Captain Hate | September 13, 2017 at 01:22 PM
More from that 1:11 link:
Doesn't that just fairly scream "surprisingly funny" to you?
Posted by: lyle | September 13, 2017 at 01:29 PM
From Chicago:
Ask Lyle.
"What? No IDs?"
Posted by: henry | September 13, 2017 at 01:34 PM
This seems appropriate, given the circumstances. This is a modified and expanded thought from a poster at Althouse.
A quote from Hillary Clinton's book:
"Attempting to define reality is a core feature of authoritarianism. That is what the soviets did when they erased political dissidents from historical photos. That is what happens in George Orwell's classic novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," where a torturer holds up four fingers and delivers electric shocks until his prisoner sees five fingers as ordered. The goal is to make you question logic and reason and to sow mistrust towards exactly the people we need to rely on: our leaders, the press, experts who seek to guide public policy based on evidence, ourselves. For Trump, as with so much he does, it is all about simple dominance."
Hillary, you ignorant slut. Oh, right! To call you ignorant is an insult to ignorant people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dress pants with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, Hillary? Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK?
The theme of "1984" is not "respect authority."
Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."
And the London Underground is not a political movement.
Those are all mistakes, Hillary. I looked them up.
David
Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable | September 13, 2017 at 01:46 PM
shooting at hs in Seattle. 3 people hit. not details yet.
Posted by: henry | September 13, 2017 at 01:46 PM
When you've lost the Children of the Cornhole, who still contort themselves to excuse her whining:
https://newrepublic.com/article/144797/hillary-clinton-doesnt-get
Posted by: Captain Hate | September 13, 2017 at 01:54 PM
How's that $15 Min Wage thingy looking now?
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/09/13/robot-fast-food-burger/
Posted by: Old Lurker | September 13, 2017 at 02:03 PM
""For Trump, as with so much he does, it is all about simple dominance."""
So sayeth the "devoted" wife of a RAPIST.
Posted by: GUS | September 13, 2017 at 02:12 PM
re fecal metaphors and Hamrod the Clintoona--- we have facts in evidence to prove she is nuttier than a flippin' squirrel turd.
Posted by: Account Deleted | September 13, 2017 at 02:53 PM
Who are Hillary Rodham's Mommy and Daddy? Does she come from good stock in any sense?
And her staying power over the decades? Gotta hand it to her. Nixon was right when he said we weren't going to be rid of the Clinton's any time soon.
Apologies in advance if I've mistakenly attributed the reference to Tricky Dick.
Posted by: Account Deleted | September 13, 2017 at 02:57 PM
Bill Safire had her number decades ago:
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/01/08/opinion/essay-blizzard-of-lies.html?mcubz=3
Posted by: BeenThereDoneThat | September 13, 2017 at 03:00 PM
Looks like we get a dog and pony show again.
I don't believe we will even get that, unfortunately.
Posted by: James D. | September 13, 2017 at 03:01 PM
I would question the NYPost on this:
"losing the most consequential election in American history"
That's at least debatable. I think it's something #NeverTrumpers (of which there are some at the NYP) say because Trump is so horrible, in their view. That seems to be what is meant here.
Otherwise "consequential" can't be judged now. I thought 2000 was hugely consequential, in a good way, but then we ended up with Obama, so hugely consequential in a bad way.
I might argue that it was hugely consequential because Hillary would have been the greatest catastrophe to befall the presidency since at least James Buchanan, given where the country was, but that obviously isn't what the Post meant.
Posted by: jimmyk | September 13, 2017 at 03:08 PM
The slope was greased by the Democrats...
In order to protect a rapist in the WH, the left made one out of Thomas Jefferson with innuendo and lies dressed up as "science" to establish a new "fact."
Femall
Posted by: Frau Mirabile dictu | September 13, 2017 at 03:56 PM
At least some good news today from Zogby:
"Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, a media and Clinton favorite, is dead last with just 1 percent supporting his candidacy in the Zogby Analytics survey of likely Democratic primary voters provided exclusively to Secrets."
Of course, we know what will happen when Tricky Terry gets his hands on the votes.
Posted by: Frau Mirabile dictu | September 13, 2017 at 04:03 PM
Heard Mark Levin in passing on the radio yesterday.
He was lamenting about POTUS having made a deal with Pelosi and Schumer. Was absolutely frothing over it.
Any idea what he was referring to? It would seem it proved to Levin that POTUS is a fraud.
Kev the Curious
Posted by: Account Deleted | September 13, 2017 at 04:22 PM
Just guessing here, no real experience informing my opinion, but my guess is that the very best shit sammich is still not very good. Awful actually. Anyone with actual experience do speak up and correct me though...
Posted by: common man | September 13, 2017 at 04:49 PM
Is it just a coincidence that shit sammich and McAwful show up on the same page of the same thread? I think not.
Posted by: common man | September 13, 2017 at 04:50 PM
The universe works in mysterious ways, common man.
Posted by: Frau Klapperschlange | September 13, 2017 at 09:14 PM