We Will Dial Back The Madness Tomorrow

Tomorrow the NY Times editors will surely implore Sarah Palin and the rest of the Evil Right to dial back the madness. But meanwhile, they're running Trump assassination porn as a treat for the Resistance.

The Oct 23 NY Times Book Review asks five novelists to write the final chapter of the Trump administration. Zoe Sharp offers "How It Ends". A fair use excerpt before the Times rethinks this:

HOW IT ENDS

By Zoë Sharp

The Russian landed at Dulles after 48 hours of traveling. Of necessity, he came from Moscow by a circuitous route. A long way with a very specific task. There would be no return flight.

...

When it was time, he went downstairs, took his place in the lobby before the entourage appeared. The hotel staff had been lined up to see their boss, the president, go by. A few of them applauded. Most did not.

The president didn’t seem to notice. He waved, in his desultory fashion. The Secret Service agents clustered around him, ushered him toward the armored limo idling outside at the curb.

The Russian waited until they were a few steps past before he drew the gun. He sighted on the center of the president’s back, and squeezed the trigger.

The Makarov misfired.

The Secret Service agent at the president’s shoulder heard the click, spun into a crouch. He registered the scene instantly, drawing his own weapon with razor-edge reflexes.

The Russian tasted failure. He closed his eyes and waited to pay the cost.

It did not come.

He opened his eyes. The Secret Service agent stood before him, presenting his Glock, butt first.

“Here,” the agent said politely. “Use mine. …”

Wow. 

Comments

[Miss Marple]

Awful. Simply awful.

We have deranged people in the press.

[Miss Marple]

Ft. Bragg announces 82nd Airborne is being deployed to the border.

[GUS]

The WAR has begun. The SWAMP will NOT be TAKEN ALIVE.

Ok.

[lyle]

C’mon, you wingnutz. It’s just a joke! Lighten up!

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Well spetznaz might want to retaliate for the javelin missiles the decimation of their Wagner group colleagues and the broad spectrum of sanctions. But I don't think that's what got zoe sharp agitated.

[Janet 🚬 - httpsaphobe]

Next MAGA rallies: North Carolina, Illinois, & Florida!

Charlotte, NC
Fri, October 26, 2018
07:00 pm (EDT)

Murphysboro, IL
Sat, October 27, 2018
04:30 pm (CDT)

Fort Myers, FL
Wed, October 31, 2018
07:00 pm (EDT)

Ticket info here - https://www.donaldjtrump.com/rallies/?utm_medium=web&utm_source=djt_web&utm_content=main_menu

[Jane#walkaway]

Lyle, I've lost my sense of humor when it comes to the Jeff.

[lyle]

Sorry, Jane. My attempt falls flat.

[Beasts of England]

Didn't we have 'assassination chic' during the last Bush administration? I guess assassination adult fiction is in fashion once again. What could go wrong?

[Kevlar Kid]

Arrest Zoe's ass and the rest of her. How it ends for her.

Patriot Act. Gitmo.

[Dave (in MA)]

There was the old line about the Secret Service having orders to shoot Quayle if something should happen to GHWB.

[lyle]

Right fucking on, Kev.

[jimmyk]

Yes, BoE, it was a Hollywood movie, "Death of a President." The left is so creative.

[Pinandpuller]

You don't know jack shit about Makarovs Zoe. Plus it's way too obvious. You're a shitty writer and a terrible person for accepting the premise.

[lyle]

They want bloodshed.

[GUS]

The JUG EARED MF'er is a pathetic bi-sexual clown.
Raised by a whore Mommy, dumped by her, dumped by his alcoholic polygamist Kenyan Daddy, given to a FREAK COMMIE to make the BOY, into a sexually stunted man child (Frank Marshall Davis).

WHAT THE HELL GOOD, COULD COME OF THAT???

Seriously, Obama is pschologically fucked up. And now all he has is money. Nothing else.

[Kevlar Kid]

So, who has the longitudinal data on f-bombs dropped at JOM during the 2 week runup to a national election? :D

[Beasts of England]

I always liked Quayle. Although it may have been fueled by P.J. O'Rourke's bit about Bush picking him in the hopes that everyone with a bong in their attic would think he's hip. lol

[lyle]

I know it’s bad form, KK. But, just...dayum.

[lyle]

I blame JMH...😎

[Beasts of England]

I've never sunken to that level, Kev. 😇

[Miss Marple]

Looks like Megyn Kelly got the boot from NBC.

[Beasts of England]

Howdy, Frack!! What's the best cork you've pulled in the last three months? 😎

[GUS]

They are NANCY boys Lyle. Your average high school football team would have ANTIFA shitting in their dirty black drawers, and running for their Mommies.
Portland Police let them run amok. WHY? Because the LEFTIST CITY COUNTY and STATE govts back anarachy. It will not end well for them. You cannot just STEAL our COUNTRY because YOU LOST, and expect US....including ME....to take it.
It will end in a very very very ugly fashion. A lot of "Professors" of gobbledegook are going to perish as are their accolytes.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

It echoes an award winning (blech) Pakistani novelist kamran shamsie her tale is a modern take on the antigonus play, it involves one emigre community whose bros joins Islamic state, because that's what they do, the sister has a relationship with the son of an up and coming British pol, who resembles the current home secretary at the end of the story the son stabs the father, edgy.

[anonamom]

I'm just not sophisticated enough to appreciate that genre Beasts.

[anonamom]

POTUS just told a great story about saving one billion--that's billion with a B!--on our embassy in Jerusalem.

LOVE seeing the young people behind POTUS.

[Dave (in MA)]

COREY SPARTACUS got a suspicious package today, too:

h/t someone on FB, maybe Stephanie? I forget.

[lyle]

Well, Frick...since you asked: ‘11 Le Machiolle “Messorio” Tuscan IGT, 100% Merlot. Mind blowing.

[henry]

On Walker & Vukmir, I've had beer with each. Good people. Walker beat the recalls, Vukmir was a victim of the John Doe. They are both the real deal.

[GUS]

I know a lot of you cannot stand Hannity. Tonight as usual, he is showing CLIP after CLIP of FULL COMMIES...all main stream DEMOTARDS, talking about getting in our faces, kicking us when we are down, bring guns to knife fights, shooting GOP baseball practices, paying MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIONS for RUSSIAN HOAXES, Deleting thousands upon thousands of subpoenaed e-mails, LIKE WITH A CLOTH, rigging investigations by the FBI, investigating NON-EXISTANT no CRIME EVEN STATED RUSSIAN situations that was a set up by RODHAM, letting all of RODHAMS Top aids off and given amnesty, let STRZOK tell his paramour that......HE WON'T WIN, WE'LL STOP HIM, Not reporting on COMEY giving made up memo's to a libtard COLUMBIA PROF FRIEND who in turn gave these (govt documents) to the NEW YORK SLIMES.......on and on and on.

I don't need convincing. I know who my enemy is. Nancy Acosta, is not the worst, he's a cluster fuck of effeminate news man nonsense, BUT, if he has to be a SACRIFICE for THEIR CAUSE.

I'm all in.

[lyle]

I can’t stop giggling, Dave!

[Beasts of England]

Sounds yummy, lyle. Some of the pure Merlot varietals are seductive as heck...

~ ~ ~

Just follow lyle's lead, anonamom!! :)

[GUS]

So we HAVE determined.
FRICK.......with an I, an in Idaho.
is Lyle.
And,
FRACK, with an A, as in ALABAMA is BEASTIE.

[lyle]

Looks balmy in Boston...

[Beasts of England]

I didn't understand the Spartacus 'package' at first because I zoomed in to see the address. Classic. :)

[GUS]

Henry, you are correct. As you know, I've known SCOTT for many years. I've never had a beer with him....IN PUBLIC. He is careful about that.
And I know Leah a little. She actually took Scotts Assembly district many years ago, before moving on the SENATE.

WAUWATOSA BABY!!!!!!

She is a strong strong tough lady. And very nice.

[Beasts of England]

A fine mnemonic device, GUS!!

Nytol

[lyle]

I can’t zoom in, Beasts. Any hints? Not that I can’t think of a few...

[GUS]

You know me Beasts, I git r done.

[JMHanes]

It's not the f-bombs, it's the alliteration, stupid!

[JMHanes]

Beasts:

At first, I just assumed it was his extra ballots.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Meanwhile Fidel o flake deserves an encounter with the carnivorous unicorn.

[GUS]

NBC FAKE NEWS.

Pipe bombs sent to high profile Trump critics.

THAT IS SUPPOSED TO CRITICAL THINKING UNBIASED NEW REPORTING??????

This is one of the reasons that the WAR IS HERE.

The MEDIA has ZERO INTENTION of REPORTING HONESTLY.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Of course when we was stabbed they were very quiet about any provocation

https://babalublog.com/2018/10/24/bolsonaro-looking-like-a-winner-in-brazil/

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Gillum did his best commie tapdance tonight

https://shark-tank.com/2018/10/24/mucarsel-powell-linked-to-another-castro-sympathizer/

[GUS]

Gillum is a victim. You see, he is BLACK, ergo any questions about his honesty and competency are dodged by phrases like....PEOPLE LIKE ME, etc etc etc
SORRY SIR, BUT YOUR RACE CARD HAS BEEN DELINCED, please choose another form of payment.

He is "hard working" etc etc etc etc.

Excuse me Mister Black PERSON von RACE CARD, BUT......you were asked about getting free tickets and vacation stays.....CARE TO ANSWER???

Or are you too BLACK to be held accountable??

[Frau Indianerherz]

I am not amused!
This close to the election and DiSantis finally surfaces in the news? WTH?

Where's the MSM on Gillum going to the commie finishing school outside Frisco?

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

They want to apply, he's been in two debates, considering it was held in Broward county it was almost fair.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Reminds me of willy Logan counselman in the azure hell of opalocka state legislator and senatorial candidate. Jeb made an alliance with him to push charter schools

[GUS]

Frau, welcome to the new world order. IF...WE....Continue to allow people like BRENNAN, CLAPPER, RODHAM, RICE, POWER, MILLS, etc etc etc etc....to act as TREASONOUS BASTARDS, and to continue to spout their shit, without ANY FEAR of RECRIMINATION. We will get more of this.
THE FULL COMMIE HAS SHIT ON US and SHIT ON US and SHIT ON US.

Who has been held to ACCOUNT???

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

There was carp about the non partisan CBO study the ones who miscalculated Obamacare's teach by 160%, desantis did bring in Alexandria, but the slimy bugger penciled in today's hoax and charlottesville.

[Janet]

Perhaps the MFM just isn't covering DeSantis.

That is how the MFM does it in Virginia. Some elections, ya hardly hear who the Republican candidate even is....except for a little negative coverage.
It seems like ignoring the Republican all together even beats out some negative coverage (unless it can be made REALLY big & negative).

Dems get tons of coverage, both from their campaign & from liberal advocacy organizations that support them.

Ya might think your guy isn't working very hard, but maybe the MFM just isn't amplifying any events or speeches or articles from conservative advocacy organizations.

[lyle]

Watching Mark of the Vampire (1935) on TCM. Running time? 75 minutes. Can a movie even be made in twice that these days?

[GUS]

Charlottesville.

a RAG TAG BUNCH of fruitcakes, who SEEK ATTENTION and call themselves.....NAZI'S or WHITE SUPREMECISTS or SUCH. A small band of NOBODIES, who want to march and raise hell and get attention.
Losers with NO RECORD of VIOLENCE or any THREAT to anyone. LOSERS. Didn't PHAGGOT PHIL REINES tell us about the 1ST AMENDMENT???? So this band of losers wants to march on CHARLOTTESVILLE. 5 minute parade of harmless LOSERS.
THE FULL COMMIE FASCISTS SHOW UP. Never let a crisis go to waste. THE FULL COMMUNIST FASCIST clowns with MASKS, CHAINS, PIPES, BIKE-LOCKS etc etc etc. Show up........FINANCED.

What did the ENTIRE MEDIA TELL US??

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

He hasn't been a potted plant like Gillespie, or my own rep wannabe Michael waltz, he can't find a clue if they are giving it away.

[jimmyk on iPhone]

“Looks like Megyn Kelly got the boot”

I’m sure NBC was looking for any excuse to dump her. I wonder if they still have to pay her.

[GUS]

Frau and Janet, it seems to me, that both of you......GET IT.

The FULL COMMIE has ZERO intention of GIVE and TAKE with YOU.

So, where do we go from here???

[GUS]

Jimmy,do you have a link to ME AGAIN'S SHITCANNING???

[Dave (in MA)]

     NOT

[lyle]

So this hick from Idaho has actually seen a game at Fenway. A single, solitary lone game. My seat? The box behind home plate. Long but true story.

[GUS]

Frau, you are correct. De Santis, is a veritable perfect candidate. Like OATMEAL in the morn, or an APPLE a DAY.

The FULL COMMIE is the HORDE of LOCUSTS. They have chosen to SCORCH the EARTH, because, that is ALL THEY HAVE LEFT. (no pun intended).

[Janet]

Corey Stewart is running against Tim Kaine here in Virginia, but the MFM tarnished him long ago as a 'white nationalist', so now he doesn't get mentioned at all.

He is a big 2nd Amendment guy & he is STRONG against illegal immigration.

A FB friend linked this BBC article today - 'The evangelical women who reject Trump'

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45956033?fbclid=IwAR0lJXc3T-Y3TUk6y5qFf_8iemYRVKZiJPXjASrb41LMW6d_e-HNCBbt62E

It is crap, but it has this about Corey Stewart: "... a roster that includes Corey Stewart, a Republican who's campaigning for the US senate in Virginia and is, as the New York Times reports, supported by white nationalists."

[lyle]

Well, I should say ONE of the boxes behind home plate. The box sat six. I was in a party of five. The sixth seat was BoSox radar dude.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Scene: spring 1999
Bayswater UK

Ah good evening mr. Steele

My name is pyotr sergiev I bring a message from mr. Sochin

He is very disappointed in you, you thought you could get away with lying about his affairs, you insinuated he had bribed mr page with the rosneft deal, he was very angry because the deal went south precisely because he didn't hire him.

Continued:

[Captain Hate]

Here you go, Gus; Patterico level stupidity across the board:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377754

[Janet]

As opposed to Tim Kaine who is supported by baby killers & baby eye sellers.

[lyle]

Bad link, CH.

[Captain Hate]

For some reason, I can't log into this wonderful software from my iPhone, which previously wasn't a problem.

[GUS]

I'm going to get on board now.
I LOVE baseball. As an old AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST fan, and as a boy an ORIOLE fan, (of course a BREWERS FAN NOW).....it pains me to root for any former rival. The BREWERS have been in the NL for a long time now, and that was weird for me.
CUT TO THE CHASE. The DODGERS beat us in 7 games, and it was fun. The DODGERS have ASS HOLES on their team, like Machado and Pig....errrrrrr PUIG.
Maybe it's sour grapes, but I'm on board with BOSTON.
This NEW Boston team is pretty impressive, and I'm on board.

[Captain Hate]

This worked in preview:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377754

[Captain Hate]

Something is screwy with Typhus with links.

[GUS]

I have not been able to log on and use my avatar as GUS.
There MUST be a reason for that.
Capn' resend that link. You know how much ACE and his HORDE mean to me NOW. And you. And MARPLE.

[Dave (in MA)]

T*pep*d doesn't like ace links.

[Dave (in MA)]

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377754
This works (no's') but it won't take my post.

[Captain Hate]

This dogshit software has had problems with ace's links before.

[Dave (in MA)]

I'm unable to login since Monday.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

We had to kill general eromkin because we thought he had talked to you, he died painfully denying to the end.

Wait a minute mr. Sergiev, I was just paid to collect stories, the crazier the better,

Then you had to make up that part about the hookers in the Moscow hotel, who told you that story. Wait you expect me to talk..

No mr. Steele I expect you to die.

The sum total of your efforts were sanctions against my employer Mr. Deripaska the Ukrainians got javelin missiles to target out green men. Prigozhin Wagner Corp was decimated on the plains of deir er zour, no one would hire them they could only be sent to Libya, you know how much money we put into marketing Wagner corps

[Dave (in MA)]

That link fails, but if you go to the address bar and edit out the 's' in 'https', it works for me.

[mockmook]

Ace of Spades on Me Again:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377754

[mockmook]

Grrrr -- typhus!!!

Yeah, works on Preview, but then it adds that "s" to "http"

[Kevlar Kid]

Now, Mr. lyle, i raised the point re f-bomb occurrences b/c i think it's fucking hilarious when the constrained among us break out the epithets.

tells me what tam it is. :D

Mr. Beasts: i resemble that remark! :O)

[GUS]

Janet another great yet pithy brief post.
Tim Kaine, is/was a completely and utterly BEREFT OF any sense of morality at all. In fact TIM KAINE is a dumb fuck, and his children are as immoral as he is.

[JMHanes]

My Chrome browser couldn't get to Ace's site, either, till I deleted that s (to the left of the colon, either. The URL window indicates that the connection is "Not Secure" but at least it does connect. When I have problems the s is often where I now start, whether it's to take it out or put it in.

I suspect Typepad will have the sign-in glitch here fixed by tomorrow sometime.

Captain Hate:

If you're looking to expand your range of beers, you can now Try Beer Brewed From Pot. Might be a little too mellow to suit you though.

[Kevlar Kid]

new band name entry (h/t CH!)

"Dogshit Software"

"out in the country.... before the breathin air is gone....."

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Continued:

Before your little stunt, we were well on our way to reclaiming the Ukraine from the svoboda scum, by the way if you were trying to get in touch with mr. Deripasha he wont be answering his phone for a long time to come.
We had to teach him a lesson not to 'air our dirty laundry' in public as you English say.

[jimmyk on iPhone]

“Jimmy,do you have a link to ME AGAIN'S SHITCANNING???”

I was just responding to MM’s post. It seems that it is likely but not official.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/megyn-kelly-expected-end-nbc-morning-show-1154877

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Don't beg, mr. Steele like the last person who tried to enlist our services, through mr. Timofeev, we referred him to a certain Chechen gentleman, he had dealings with in the past.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

This gentleman had observer status at the Saudi consulate in Ankara, we told him to contact him there,

[Captain Hate]

MeAgain was a terrible fit at the Peacock network.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

Roger Ailes permits himself a certain guffaw
Through the ether

[Kevlar Kid]

Me Again... ....another Trump adversary gored and flung screaming into the first tier of seats at REAL WORLD ARENA.

Her contract was likely worth in cash a few million. The big beanos were ratings-based. It's why they can terminate her like a snagged pair of pantyhose.

I know, Meg. Get a colonoscopy.

[GUS]

MeAgain is a terrible fit ANYWHERE. She had her run, and she made HER more important than THEM.

[Captain Hate]

I wonder how Aires's kid's lawsuit against Rupert and his brats is progressing.

[Texas Liberty Gal]

I can log in on my iPhone but not my Mac 💻

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

If you don't know who he is, he is the inspirational leader of al quedas Syrian branch

https://mobile.twitter.com/walid970721/status/1055031292801282048

[Kevlar Kid]

The Murphysboro Illinois rally site.... deep southern illinois smack dab in Coal Country.

[Clarice Feldman]

Nytol.

[Bernardi Dr la paz]

That little vignette, I left out the quote Mark's half way, I don't think a fmr spetznaz operator would be quite so chatty but I was playing the bond tropes, since Steele thinks him self one in reality he's more like Johnny English

[gentlejim]

Here’s AoS on MeAgain: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377754

Maybe