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October 03, 2018

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Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki

--I believe the Supreme Court has been drinking beer all week...--

Michael Avenetti has come forward with a prolapsed, transgendered crack-madam who claims to have witnessed Justice Kagan attempt to rape Justice Sotomayor until RBG yelled "Dogpile!" and busted everything up with those bony elbows.

I'll now go do some penance for that imagery.

Eye Doctor .

BREAKING: Avenatti Releases New Allegation Against Brett Kavanaugh (Satire)
http://teaparty911.com/blog/breaking-avenatti-releases-new-allegation-against-brett-kavanaugh/#!prettyPhoto

Extraneus

Kavanaugh should send Avenatti a gift certificate to Hooters. All you can eat.

Rocco

Women Are Now Pillaging Sperm Banks for Viking Babies

There was a time when we Ralphs were proud of our name. Then you heathens called us Little Ralphies and defamed us with Ralph the plumber ass crack jokes or the very worst of the worst, you called us puke! Well, maybe we'll have the last laugh after all...Revenge of the Ralphs!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ralph

Old Lurker

Constitution just says "if equally divided" so I think 49:49 with 2 not voting is a tie the VP gets to break.

JimNorCal

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henry

Does the pink bunny suit still fit Rocco? ;)

Rocco

LOL, that's my sons favorite movie...I have two sons, neither named Ralph!

henry

Do you have The Lamp?

JimNorCal

Last minute Dem "Hail Mary"?

Porchlight

My kids when they were little just called the movie "Ralphie."

We have several pieces of the original siding of the house used as the exterior in the film.

JohnS

Dems calling Lindsey gay is their favorite insult; when they want to slime a Republican, it's always gay bashing and anal taunts.
I have been meaning to collect a bunch of these anti-gay slimes so I can throw them in the face of the next person who says Republicans are homophobic.

Clarice Feldman

I can't tell you how much I love that movie..It still makes me LOL..It's the only thing I ever watch on TV--and I do it over and over.

Extraneus

Radulf!

Jim Eagle

tonto,

Yeah, PGA and Tour can be the same thing to people who don't know the difference.

I can testify. When guys like Hale Irwin, (Mr. MaxTesterone) were playing he problaby got laid every night. Not a secret on tour. Me thinks it has backed off some but then you get the Brooks Koepka and Dustin Johnson kerfuffle over their squizzes. Who knows.

Buckeye

I shoulda spent more time with my putter:)

narciso

So it was sussman, crowdstrikes handler at Perkins and coie who was the middleman with baker.

Extraneus

Sussman was a Crowdstrike guy, narciso?

Old Lurker

I can read that several ways, Buckeye.

narciso

They were his client, from the reports back in June of 2016.

Tom R

Didn't Comey testify under oath that he was not aware of the Hillary campaign and the DNC funding the Steele dossier? I bet his butt sphincter got a little tighter today after the word of Baker's testimony was leaked.

narciso

Goody ford needs to wrangle up more spectral evidence pronto.

Dave (in MA)

Rocco, you should continue to be proud of your name. As inspiration, here are some famous Ralphs:


Ralph Monroe, from Green Acres


Ralph Lauren, fancy threads dude


Ralph Towner, jazz musician


Ralph Macchio, Karate Kid actor

Frau  Schmeissen Sie das Schwein 'raus!

Tom R - Queasy is wondering what Reinhold Niebuhr's sphincter would do.

Eye Doctor .

Tommy boy

You mean mueller's buddy Comey?

Eye Doctor .

Comey said things like he was not sure he was aware.

Big difference, Tommy

JM Hanes

Rocco:

The Viking sperm bank gives "Little Ralphies" whole new meaning, doesn't it?

JimNorCal

daddy, have you seen any images of Hillary or Obama getting the Presidential cell phone warning yesterday?

gentlejim

I’m trying to catch up, but got distracted by cathyf talking about grabbing and dragging “knobs” around.

I’ll ketchup later.

Clarice Feldman

MM, have your daughter and her fiance go to the consulate and apply for a K-1 visa--it will allow him to enter for 90 days and if they marry within that time he will get a green card.https://www.uscis.gov/family/family-us-citizens/visas-fiancees-us-citizens

This is something any immigration lawyer would have told her had she followed your advice.

DebinGA

The Hill: "[Former Justice John Paul] Stevens told a small crowd in Boca Raton, Fla., he once believed Kavanaugh to be qualified, but his performance in Senate Judiciary hearings changed his mind, according to The Palm Beach Post. “I’ve changed my views for reasons that have no relationship to his intellectual ability,” Stevens said, noting Kavanaugh's fiery denial of sexual misconduct accusations in a Senate Judiciary Hearing last week. “The Senators should pay attention to this,” Stevens added.

maryrose

Tom Bowler:
Wonderful post this morning.
Wrt the Christmas Story , one of the elves at the Santa line is a girl I went to high school with.
I am having lunch with her and some other high school friends tomorrow.
Will pass on how much everyone loves the movie.
The only part that is hard to watch is when his brother’s tongue gets stuck on the pole.

JimNorCal

TC, the Chess Olympiad in Batumi concludes tomorrow. US team vs China for the gold but if they tie I think some other teams can sneak in on tiebreaks.

Poland, in particular, has had a Cinderella tournament beating the US and Russia before losing to China.

Rocco

Ralph Machio, Wax on, wax off eh daddy! Thanks, made my day!

JMH!!! I can't stop laughing

Miss Marple

Clarice,

Thank you so much!!! I just texted her the info, including the link.

Clarice Feldman

I wanted to stay out of it, MM--but as she's now in a pickle.

hrtshpdbox

I saw a bunch of their tweets yesterday calling him Miss Lindsay and worse.

It's not like they stole that from us, or anything. :)

Extraneus
Asked about Baker’s statements, however, a Perkins Coie spokesperson said Sussmann’s contact was not connected to the firm’s representation of the DNC or Clinton campaign.

The spokesperson said in a statement:

“Prior to joining Perkins Coie, Michael Sussmann served as a cybercrime prosecutor in the Criminal Division of the Department of Justice during both Republican and Democratic administrations. As a result, Sussmann is regularly retained by clients with complex cybersecurity matters.

“When Sussmann met with Mr. Baker on behalf of a client, it was not connected to the firm’s representation of the Hillary Clinton Campaign, the DNC or any Political Law Group client.”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/lawyer-for-clinton-campaign-and-dnc-gave-fbi-documents-for-russia-probe-sources

henry

So Perkins Coie tossed Sussmann under the bus? Convenient.

Miss Marple

Clarice,

I really appreciate it! I sent her the info and the link and old her to get to a consulate right away. That and sending th money is all I can do.

Thanks again!

Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki

What drunk chick did John Paul Stevens rape?

Clarice Feldman

de nada, MM

Kevlar Kid

"But I will make sure the bedrooms are off limits."

Make the bathrooms off limits too...guests must flee to pee. :D

Extraneus

That Catherine Herridge piece cites this about Goodlatte considering subpoenaing Comey after his recent refusal.

“Mr. Comey respectfully declines your request for a private interview,” Kelley said in the letter. “He would, however, welcome the opportunity to testify at a public hearing.”

Republicans have until January 3rd to do anything if they lose the House next month.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/comey-subpoena-considered-by-republicans-on-capitol-hill

Extraneus

It's not like they stole that from us, or anything. :)

Yes, but we're allowed to make fun of gays.

Extraneus

Sending money through a Mexican deli? Did I read that right?

Eye Doctor .

Great! Make Comey plead the fifth on the public stage

boris

Mas Que Nada

Miss Marple

Extraneous,

A Mexican grocery. They have some money-wiring system which bypasses banks and they can pick up the cash at the rceiving point.

Don't ask me. I am an innocent bystander.

Eye Doctor .

Comey is playing the greymail game behind the scenes

Kevlar Kid

Rocco: for the record, the reference to barfing due to irresponsible imbibing, while in college it was BRALPHING. "I bralphed all over Bierman's car on the ride home from Mishawaka."

Uncomplicated times. -Kev

Kevlar Kid

Iggy... she was a sow named Ginger. An honest mistake. -Kev

Extraneus

Renowned Cosmologist Warns: Earth Could Be Crushed By Particle Accelerator

Martin Rees, a well-respected British cosmologist, has a warning about particle accelerators. There is a small, but very real possibility of disaster. Rees claims Earth could be crushed to the size of a soccer field by particle accelerators.

The Large Hadron Collider, which is a particle accelerator, shoots particles at incredibly high speeds, smashes them together, and scientists observe the fallout. According toScience Alert, these high-speed collisions have helped us discover a lot of new particles, but according to Rees, these discoveries come with several risks to humanity. In a new book, called On The Future: Prospects for Humanity, he gives some pretty dire possible outcomes of this type of advancement in science.

“Maybe a black hole could form, and then suck in everything around it,” he writes, as Sarah Knapton reported over at the Telegraph.

The second scary possibility is that the quarks would reassemble themselves into compressed objects called strangelets. That in itself would be harmless. However, under some hypotheses, a strangelet could, by contagion, convert anything else it encounters into a new form of matter, transforming the entire earth in a hyperdense sphere about one hundred meters across.”

That’s about the length of one soccer field or 330 feet.

But there’s an even more sinister way that Earth could be destroyed by the particle accelerators built on it. According to Rees, this would be a “catastrophe that engulfs space itself.”

“Empty space – what physicists call the vacuum – is more than just nothingness. It is the arena for everything that happens. It has, latent in it, all the forces and particles that govern the physical world. The present vacuum could be fragile and unstable,” Ress said.

“Some have speculated that the concentrated energy created when particles crash together could trigger a ‘phase transition’ that would rip the fabric of space. This would be a cosmic calamity, not just a terrestrial one.”

But CERN alleges that there is no cause for concern.

Sorry for the long post, but we are talking about the survival of the Solar System, if not the Galaxy.

Kevlar Kid

MM----

I hope everything works out for your daughter.

Kev

Kevlar Kid

or as we used to sing that Brasil 66 version in our backyard band--- "mas que nada buh nonna nonna non na..." it was kind of like the Christmas hymn "Gloria in Excelis Deo" "Gloooooo- ooooo-oooo- ooo-ooo-o oooooooo-o-o-o....Gloooooo...."

endless fun.

henry

Ext, he just wants more funding for himself. "Maybe a black hole could form" is the same risk as "maybe monkeys will fly out of Martin Rees' butt."

Ralph L

I was looking up one of Dad's distant cousins that I thought was also a Ralph like my Gndpa but wasn't (they did share a middle name). Turned out he defeated my other gf's cousin as NC Commissioner of Agriculture in 1936.

The not-Ralph cousins produced 2 governors and a federal felon (3+ years for perjury/obstruction/fraud about her campaign for comm. of ag). So it can happen!

Kevlar Kid

Ext--- i'll start sweatin the super colliders when i see racoons in lab coats leaving the scene on the way to happy hour.

Captain Hate

Ralph Machio, Wax on, wax off eh daddy!

That was Dave.

Rocco

kev...it ain't easy being a Ralph, I feel Kermits pain!


Kevlar Kid

yer all gonna shoot yer eyes out.

Rocco

Aw jeeze, so sorry dave.

Kevlar Kid

"Turned out he defeated my other gf's cousin as NC Commissioner of Agriculture in 1936."

Now that's some very cool, obscure sh*t, Ralph! Nice!

From the "Stuff that really happened file".

Kevlar Kid

Such a famous name "Ralph" thanks to the Great One.

Extraneus

Yes, I know a bunch of Profs. They spend most of their time trolling for dollars, some of their time helping their grad students, and vanishingly small amounts of their time teaching courses.

Bty, I tendered my resignation today. I'm retiring at the end of the year. :-D

Rocco

Congrats EXT! May your days retired be filled with joy.

Clarice Feldman

Congratulations, Ext. Enjoy!

Captain Hate

Moar Ewok sidebar:

"Judge" Nap -- Does He Carry This Title Forever, Like a Duke? When's The Last Time This Idiot Judged Anything? -- Is a Liberal Retard and Always Has Been. He's Always Been a Gimmick, a Stupid Mascot Like Fucking "Orko" From He-Man. The Only Thing You Should Heed "Orko's" Advice About is Stuff Like "Look Three Ways Before You Cross the Street."
He's a "libertarian" in much the same way Bill Maher is. He just happens to be libertarian on all the same issues liberals are, and few of the issues conservatives are.

Democrats are Filthy Liars and a Cancer on the Republic

Jim Carrey is Tweeting How Much He Loves Women, Unlike Republicans. His Ex-Girlfriend Who Killed Herself After Accusing Carrey of Introducing Her to Drugs and Giving Her Herpes Would Probably Object, But I Guess He Took Care of That Shit.
Update: Carrey Claimed in a Wrongful Death Suit That She had Faked Her STD Tests and Tried to Extort Himl; a Jury Found Him Not Repsonsible for Her Death
Strange he felt that he could malign her as a lying whore in death -- doesn't his respect for women preclude him from mounting a defense? If a woman makes an accusation, doesn't he #BelieveAllWomen?

henry

Great Ext!

Jim Eagle

Retiring from what, Ex?

But congratrs, and if you feel you need work, you can always go back. The Trump economy is begging for help.

Captain Hate

Yay for Ext! I loved my work and retirement.

Some Random Internet Poster

Congrats Ext!!!!

Beasts of England

Having attended and / or worked at many PGA events, I can tell you that golf groupies are a lot hotter than Blowsey. I'll never forget working at the PGA Championship at Atlanta Athletic Club. The babes who followed Fred Couples around the track - waving and cooing 'Freddie, Freddie!' - were all pre-qualified for a boat ride. Just sayin'...

boris

"a strangelet could, by contagion, convert anything else it encounters into a new form of matter, transforming the entire earth in a hyperdense sphere"

Probably explains Joe Biden.

Jim Eagle

CH,

Of course you do. You have Teddy, and the FiSA revelation to wait for. What can be better?

Kevlar Kid

Happy Trails, Ext.

Kevlar Kid

Jim Carrey's low rent.

Extraneus

When's The Last Time This Idiot Judged Anything?

Heh.

Maybe I'll mention it after it's over, Jack. Possibly not, since these bastages will still be in my circle and I in theirs, but I've been in the semiconductor development and manufacturing game for quite a while, primarily in management.

Clarice Feldman

LOL, Boris.

Jim Eagle

Beasts,

Why I think her noodling the pros is bullshit. Of course, some of those guys are dead ringers for dead ringers. BJ's the specialty. Get it out of the way, I have to be in Scottsdale tomorrow, with my clubs.

Kevlar Kid

Blowsy looks like a man-queen. Walk that one backwards.

henry

Waiting for a Trump to start in Rochester MN. Nice bit of semiconductor Dev there with IBM Power...

Beasts of England

Retiring to spend more time with your guitars, I assume? Congrats, Extraneus!! 👊🏼

Beasts of England

I think her nickname gives it away, JiB. :)

Kevlar Kid

So when is Dr. Frod going to show on Coal Burt, Kimmelfarb, and Fallen late nights? What's she going to talk about, girls who get roofied?

mad jack

the PGA has been known as the "Honor Blackman" Association for quite awhile, if you get my drift.

lyle

Way to go, Ext.!

Kevlar Kid

bless the baloney pony, Doc.

lyle

Gonna need a little help, mj.

mad jack

lyle, think james bond and goldfinger

henry

New reporter dude at RSBN is sharp, he needs to relax a bit (first time nerves?)

Beasts of England

Ray Floyd crashed a courtesy Cadillac into a ditch at The Masters back in the day. Drunk and accompanied by an underage girl. And they didn't call Arnie the King because of his golf swing...

lyle

Ah, yes. Got it, mj. 😬

Beasts of England

A few buddies of mine met Sergio up at Firestone a few years ago (not a tournament - he was just prscticing). One asked about the 'entertainment' aspect of the tour. Sergio replied 'Gentlemen - you would not believe!' Fore!! (Cuatro?)

Awful being smartest person in the room

Long time lurker joining in! I am in Mass so I am always on the ledge. I love reading all the posts, and it helps a lot as few who think right are in this area - never mind actually read anything! Shyly jumping in, and feeling cautiously optimistic about K, but as always waiting for the actual vote before I celebrate.

Beasts of England

'Awful being the smartest person in the room'

Not too shy, I guess... :)

Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki


Does Rowlph count as a Ralph?
He is a dog so presumably at some point he returned to his own ralph.

Awful being smartest person in the room

Joke - from that movie Broadcast News

lyle

A good friend’s b-i-l almost got his PGA card twice but never quite made it, hung around a lot of pros at The Olympic Club in SF. He said the same thing about the groupies then. (This was 30 years ago.)

JimNorCal

'Beasts: Awful being the smartest person in the room'
Not too shy, I guess... :)

It'll wear off after we call him (her?) "awful" for short

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