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December 29, 2018

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Pinandpuller

If someone has a heart attack on a plane a podiatrist is quite a ways down in the emergency hierarchy.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

That vape shop vid ranks right up there with the compilation vids from election night. I could watch them all on a continuous loop.

Pinandpuller

Extraneus

Did anyone make the Kessel Run with less than 12 beers?

The Infamous Ignatz

I love how all these socialist progs tell people like Graham to suck it up and go start his own Facebook if he doesn't like FB's policies.
They may be too stupid or dishonest to know socialism would make that impossible but we're not.

lyle

Thank gawd that’s over. One-sided rout. Sorry, Irish JOMerz.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Oh and Roll Tide!!!

I hope I make it to see all of the game or that it's such a runaway I can go to bed. Add a massive sinus headache to the other maladies this cold/flu? has nailed me with. Ugh!

RSE and RG... ain't no way you want me as company in the morning!

The Infamous Ignatz

Goldberg, Kristol, Hayes, Wehner, et al, take note;
This is what an honest, actual conservative/libertarian who couldn't bring himself to vote for Trump sounds like.

Dave (in MA)

Careful driving on snot & ice, Stephanie.

MissMarple2

My son watched the Purdue-Auburn game at his restaurant last night.

His comment was "The games they play during the season do make a difference."

Auburn won by 63 points!

The Purdue people left in the third quarter. The Auburn people left in the 4th quarter because it was so boring! LOL!

The Big Ten is not what it used to be.

Dave (in MA)

I think we have a passenger having a heart attack; is there a doctor aboard?

  Yes, I'm a podiatrist, what is it?

It's a foot doctor, but that's not important right now.

MissMarple2

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/423190-trump-issues-order-freezing-pay-rate-for-federal-workers?__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true

lyle

I like Catron’s writing as well, Ig. I guess I was a Cruz guy early on but as has been discussed here ad infinitum, he and every other R besides the Drumpf would have lost big to the utterly corrupt, fat-assed Hilligula. Thus, I’m forever in his debt.

Captain Hate

Goldberg, Kristol, Hayes, Wehner, et al, take note;

Finally, a conservative pundit who can admit fallibility. There's nothing wrong with owning up to having been wrong, instead of petulantly denying reality.

Extraneus

JOE DONNELLY ECHOS MCCASKILL’S WARNING: DEMS NEED TO LAY OFF LEFT-WING POLITICS

Democratic Indiana Sen. Joe Donnelly said Saturday morning that Democrats need to avoid lurching to the left or risk alienating middle America. He’s the second outgoing Democratic lawmaker to issue such warning.

Medicare-for-all and other traditionally left-wing ideas are too politically poisonous to sell in red states, the Indiana senator told CNN in a sit-down interview. Democrats need to do a better job of connecting with voters in middle America, Donnelly added.

“We have not made enough of a connection … that the people of my state understand culturally, we (Democrats) want to make sure you succeed,” he said. Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont has pushed hard to make climate change and Medicare-for-all a high dollar issue for Democrats.

Etc.

Jack is Back!

Watch that demolition of Irish in our club sitting in the Bistro. But guess what, I am a person of different loyalties and one of those is not Bryan Kelly. He left Cincy when it was on the rise. Just Like he left Central Michigan. If anyone is to blame is that that opportunistic asshole.He is no Lou Holtz or Parseghian, or Delaney.

Now its up to Bama to save me from DFL in the pool.

MissMarple2

https://www.thenation.com/article/russiagate-elections-interference/?platform=hootsuite

Headline:New Studies Show Pundits Are Wrong About Russian Social-Media Involvement in US Politics

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

LOL Dave.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Well my FB page just filled up with whiny Dawg fans lamenting that ND didn't deserve to be there.

LOL

MissMarple2

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/trump-personally-intervened-to-pay-coast-guard-in-shutdown

Posting this here in case you have liberal friends who think the Coast Guard won't get paid.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Dead last in red zone efficiency? Yeah OK is going to have a bad night.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Only things worse than Boomer Sooner? Rocky Top and FSU chop. Shoot me now!

Jack is Back!

Steph,

I agree with Georgia. ND was a pick of the heart. Can't have 4 teams below trhe Mason-Dixon line.Guarantee that goes into the matrix.

Jack is Back!

Bama wins the first call. Not a good omen for OU.

lyle

So I’m prepping for dinner and turn back to the TV to see Bama give up a fumble on the goal line. Go back to my prep for a bit just to return to the game to see Bama on the goal line to score. I don’t think having Big Game Bob Stoops on the OU sideline is gonna help much tonight.

Jack is Back!

Your world class offense is a nothing burger agaiinst a world class defense.

Jack is Back!

Its early but looks to me like another no contest. The Committee needs to be really critiqued on their 4 picks. The algorithms are screwed up. There has to be a better 4 than these.

lyle

Later, Sooners.

The Infamous Ignatz

Just for Steph...and anyone else with sense of humor.

lyle

UCF, JiB? 🤔

Jack is Back!

Maybe, Lyle. Couldn't do worse but they lost their magic QB and he was a difference.

MissMarple2

https://spectator.org/mad-dog-disease/

The Infamous Ignatz

The South Carolina Gamecock's version;
To Hell With Georgia.
Hilarious. Never heard this version.

Jack is Back!

I have never understood why underdogs like OU would defer the kickoff to the 2nd half. They did and now they are living the effects. When I was playing, if our Captain did something like that Chuck Studley would not only kick him off the team but suspend his scholarship. It is a stupid move, and seems to be de rigiuer in both college and pro football. But why? Because you look harder, tougher, and winning on TV? BS.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

That was awesome Iggy!

so far this game is

The Massacre at the A L Corral.

lyle

After a quick watch of the vape store vid and misgendered vid, here’s my heartfelt sentiment: sure glad I live in Idaho. (And yes, we have trans and insane progtards here.)

Jack is Back!

Looks like an early night. Bama in charge. OU facing defense they have never seen in their lifetime as players. So, how many Bama-Tigers national championship games will this make? If I am a big time HS football player who wants to prepare for the NFL, why would I play for a team not in the South?

Yes, I know, the pros are from all the conferences and teams but most are from teams in the south. Better weather, and it measns more down in Florida, Georgia and Texas.

MissMarple2

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/423153-meet-trumps-pick-to-take-over-the-joint-chiefs-of-staff

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

That vape store is located about 5 miles from my old HS. And about 10 miles from Agnes Scott Women's College...

I'm a lezzie twat from Agnes Scott...

I don't remember the rest of that but it was sung to the tune of the Ramblin Wreck fight song.

Let's just say the soy boy would feel right at home there.

MissMarple2

I guess Roger Stone is not going to be the weak link.

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/roger-stone-passes-lie-detector-test-no-collusion/

Jack is Back!

No Mercy rule in college football, but maybe there should be especilly tonight for OU.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

May they break the Auburn score differential from yesterday, JIB.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

My avatar is sideways but I'm too lazy to change it tonight since I'll change it back after the Sugar Bowl. :)

Yes that really is in my backyard.

MissMarple2

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/oct/22/george-soros-and-his-rented-evangelicals-outed-chr/


I gave suspected this for some time.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Methinks Alabama is a bit miffed at the Heisman Committee...

Jack is Back!

I have no idea how Bama scored that last TD but it was drawn up to run when there was no one on defene.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

ASOFB

The difference between Lucky Charms and ND?

One belongs in a bowl and the other doesn't.

Ouch!

lyle

Since I know Beasts doesn’t fly, I’m guessing he motored his boat down Miami and is partying with babes and bros and drinking vintage Cristal Brut Rose out of the ladies’ mules. 😎

Narciso79

I didn't expect this:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-29/brother-saudi-billionaire-prince-alwaleed-re-arrested?fbclid=IwAR2gXy_fVlvVRXSQLtNnF81u3uGiKYrsro4ur3RusPa2r77mYu_eacYKeq4

daddy

We're Number 51, We're Number 51!!!

Pinandpuller

i think I can prove podiatrists aren't real doctors because real doctors have something called 'confidentiality.'

Captain Hate

Fuck the Dawgs. You want to be in? Don't be choking bitches. Honestly, this whining is embarrassing. Just STFU.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

I think the cough med I finally broke down and took today must have been spiked with Coke. I feel like shit but I'm doing about 90 mph.

The Infamous Ignatz

Does anyone on earth actually like those weird little corn cobs in Chinese food?

jim nj

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-times-delivery-breakdown-20181229-story.html

Malware attack took down several newspapers ability to print and deliver their papers. Strange.

Narciso79

Yes I dont see the point,

daddy

My vote for most effective POTUS would be University of North Carolina Chapel Hill Tarheel grad James Knox Polk. He accomplished all of his four goals (successful Oregon territory negotiations with Great Britain, lower tariffs, restructuring Treasury system that lasted until the Federal Reserve Act of 1913, and successfully end of the kerfuffle with Mexico over New Mexico and California. Then he didn't run for reelection and died. Talk about efficient use of time!

Posted by: Thomas Collins

Fixed it for you, TC:)

Narciso79

So the Gatwick drone swarm, the police inspector says it was maintenance equipment on the runway???

daddy

Does anyone on earth actually like those weird little corn cobs in Chinese food?

Tom Hanks does, Iggy, 'BIG' time.

Pinandpuller

So what kind of winning strategy is it to call the President a draft dodger when he's removing America from conflicts and 35% of the population doesn't remember a time before the TSA?

Narciso79

A rehearsal for the annual citroen flambe:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1064718/France-riots-macron-protest-yellow-vests-paris-macron-news

Narciso79

A little context about the latest bomblet:


http://johnhelmer.net/victor-boyarkin-returns-to-rusal-for-a-new-top-secret-alpha-mission/

boatbuilder

Does anyone on earth actually like those weird little corn cobs in Chinese food?

Pass them down to this end of the table, Iggy.

Buckeye

The Committee needs to be really critiqued on their 4 picks. The algorithms are screwed up. There has to be a better 4 than these.

I'm keeping my mouth shut:)

lyle

I love ‘em, Ig.

Buckeye

Steph,

Did it have some decongestant?

daddy

If someone has a heart attack on a plane a podiatrist is quite a ways down in the emergency hierarchy.

Just for info, the company has started installing emergency defibrillators on our planes but we haven't gone through training yet on how to use them. One of our boys a few years back who did have a huge pain in his chest during a flight, later diagnosed as a heart attack, reached in his bag and took aspirin which he said helped, so the word passed to us is to carry a bottle of aspirin that is immediately accessible. I'll let Anonamom tell us if that is legitimate "Old Wives Tale" pseudo-wisdom, or a placebo.

boatbuilder

It's probably better than a podiatrist, daddy.

henry

Or untrained use of high voltage? Just make sure the video loads before the plane hits ground.

Jack is Back!

Buckeye

I agree OSU would be a better choice tha OU. At least they know the concept of defense. This is becoming embarrssing but not enough to keep me from bed.

Slaap lekker, tot morgen.

We send Frederick down to Miami, Key Biscayne, tomorrow for the rest of his holiday. Then on the secoind he flies up to Hartford for going back to school. Starts Thursday, the 3rd. Great to have him and watch him picl up his golf game.

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

Yep, buckeye... Now if I could find some of those meds from my last surgery, I could take some of that and the walls would move prestissimo. Groovy man!

Jim,SunnyvaleCA,USA

"Does anyone on earth actually like those weird little corn cobs in Chinese food?"

Ig, I was about to answer "no" but then people piped up with existence proofs for the contrary position.

MissMarple2

I think I will go to bed.

Nytol!

The Infamous Ignatz

Guess lyle and boatbuilder get ours, Jim. :)

Narciso79

I think rich Lowry has been taking some of those meds,

Neo

In the next two years, thru the 2020 election, I expect the cell phones of nearly every campaign worker pop up on the cell towers of countries all over the world.
In intelligence, when you feed into this sort of stuff, you get more of it.

The Infamous Ignatz

Every time I see your avatar, bb, at first I think it's that black and white yin/yang symbol. :)

Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma

A gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read:

*** "FREE SEX w/fill-up ... just guess the right number between 1 & 10.” ***

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and asked for his FREE SEX.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his FREE SEX.

The redneck guessed ‘8’. The proprietor said, "You were close. The number was ‘7’. Sorry, but no FREE SEX this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along w/his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his FREE SEX.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed ‘2’ this time.

The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was ‘3’. You were close, but no FREE SEX this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away FREE SEX."

Bubba replied, "No. it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

Narciso79

That doesn't even make senze:

https://amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/dec/29/ocasio-cortez-spokesman-says-dems-climate-crisis-p/

The Infamous Ignatz

Just got an email with 19 funny Occasional-Cortex memes, but I'd have to link each one individually.
Trust me they're pretty funny.

Jack is Back!

daddy,

In bed, and before I did , I took 2 shell coated 80 mg aspirin, Advice of my Mayo doctor. Only have to take one at night of the uncoated ones.

So far it seems to be working. No heart attacks in the last 8 years.

Captain Hate

I agree OSU would be a better choice tha OU. At least they know the concept of defense.

Maryland rang up 51 points on them and it would've been 53 if the reserve QB could've hit a wide open receiver. There are the two teams left and everyone else.

Captain Hate

That doesn't even make senze

Fort Marcy Park is in her future.

Captain Hate

Tarhole, have you started Travels With Herodotus yet?

Captain Hate

Just for info, the company has started installing emergency defibrillators on our planes but we haven't gone through training yet on how to use them.

Top.Men.

Narciso79

That's just brutal, at that point its like being thrown into a singularity

Thomas Collins

Thanks for the correction of those inadvertent omissions in my post on President Tar Heel Polk, daddy. Keyboard must have become stuck when I was typing in his alma mater.

Captain Hate

To the credit of Oklahoma, they haven't packed it in.

sbwaters

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