Get Bernie

The Other Guys try to stave off the Sanders Juggernaut starting at 8PM tonight in a South Carolina debate that may be even more rollicking than the last.

I expect some combo of Get Bernie and Get Shorty. Pete Buttigieg has been going after Bernie lately, as has Mini-Mike Bloomberg. Amy Klobuchar may light into Pete just because she hates him, but who knows? Both Biden and Steyer will be at the debate as wet blankets in case anything gets interesting.

And last time, Fauxcahontas went after everyone except the ushers, and Bernie. Will she break her vow of silence and go back to accusing him of being a lying sexist pig? (I SO want Bernie to beat her in Massachusetts on Super Tuesday I).

Comments

[Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma]

150 million people killed by guns since 2007? Joe needs to retire.

[Porchlight]

What's up with Bernie's mike?

[Porchlight]

The hand raising is so cringe.

[GUS]

INVESTING. Do any of these BOOBS have an idea what INVESTING means??

[Porchlight]

How about incentives for people so they don't need taxpayer funded housing?

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

Thanks Barbara.
Sounds like a good way to rid yourself of a virus and collect every stray cat, dog, possum, raccoon, squirrel and bird in the neighborhood.
I might prefer the virus.

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

--"I have been training for this job since I stepped on the pile that was still smoldering on 9/11."--

There's your fecal transmission right there, lyle.

[Another Bob]

ASOT: The #DemDebates have all the "Horrified but Can't Look Away" of a Nascar crash, and none of the "Praying the Drivers Survive."

[GUS]

I don't care how RICH, shorty Bloomberg is. Mike Bloomberg is a douche bag. Who would like this dickwad???? That PILE, that was still SMOLDERING, is MIKE BLOOMBERG. There is NOTHING LIKEABLE about this disgusting ego-centric prick

[Pinandpuller]

Thanks anonamom, I couldn’t pull that up.

[Porchlight]

Free med school right Amy?

[MissMarple2]

Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra

Biden just referred to his "friend" Fred Hollings, who was a segregationist
8:34 PM · Feb 25, 2020

[henry]

Move everyone to camps cities and no more rural health problem

[Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma]

Twas just a joke, Ig. PB is very high in protein so a good staple to stock.

[lyle]

LOLOLOL, Iggy!!

[lyle]

Just up on my audio feed: Bob Dylan’s Infidels. First song: Jokerman.

Apt.

[Barbara]

LOL, Iggy!

[lyle]

Best line on this album: steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make King.

[Barbara]

I don't care how RICH, shorty Bloomberg is. Mike Bloomberg is a douche bag. Who would like this dickwad???? That PILE, that was still SMOLDERING, is MIKE BLOOMBERG. There is NOTHING LIKEABLE about this disgusting ego-centric prick

Yep, GUS. All of the above.

He sure ran away from that question on his Nanny State laws in New York.

[Pinandpuller]

If we could get Hollywood off of White Supremacists for a minute I have a movie proposal: Clint Eastwood pushes pedophiles off of the Matterhorn at Disney. I call it:

The Iger Sanction.

[MissMarple2]

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
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3m
Bloomberg is not funny. He should stop trying to be.
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Bo Snerdley
@BoSnerdley
·
4m
Elizabeth Warren is even more shrill than Hillary Clinton. I never thought that would be possible.
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- The TRUMP PAGE
@TheTrumpPage1
·
5m
AIR FORCE ONE wheels down in Germany for refueling. Trump is watching the CBS Dem Debate.
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(And laughing, I would bet.)

[henry]

Coronavirus Cruise Line commercial. Nice.

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

--Twas just a joke, Ig.--

Wait just a minute. Are you saying if I Jif my jamb the coronavirus will NOT passover my abode?
Sunnuvabitch.
I'm never believing another thing Barbara says. Nev-Er.

[Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma]

I love Democrats raising their hands and doing the PeePee Dance

[Ignatz Ratzkiwatzki]

LOL, PnP.

[Marlene]

Biden says he wrote the legislation for every issue being discussed. He waves his hand and says "I wrote that bill!"
Funny how all the legislation that such a brilliant legislator wrote hasn't solved all the problems. *eyeroll*

[lyle]

Pin @ 9:13: excellent. 👏👏👏👏

[Jane]

SBW, Couldn’t find “multi-tasking”. No sweat. I’m sure it will happen again. Thank yo!

[Stephanie Nene Not Your Normal Granma]

Did Bernie just mouth "fucking bitch" when Amy copied his weed plan?

[Jane]

So for those watching, who is winning (after nobody)?

[PDinDetroit]

All these putzes want to come for our guns. Guess which end they will get? THE BUSINESS END!

[PDinDetroit]

TRUMP STILL WINNING

[Porchlight]

Infesting in education? I agree.

[Porchlight]

All the masks come from CHYNA.

[henry]

Biden seems excited about something.

[Marlene]

Biden saved us from Ebola!

[Barbara]

Wait just a minute. Are you saying if I Jif my jamb the coronavirus will NOT passover my abode?

LOL!

For the best results, be sure to use the Smooth (not Crunchy) variety.

[MissMarple2]

Wow!!!
He’s admitting he
BOUGHT those seats!
OMG! pic.twitter.com/8TlBRJCLcM

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 26, 2020

Video at link.
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Brad Parscale - Text TRUMP to 88022
@parscale

🤣 🤣 🤣

[henry]

Bloomberg on Chinese investment? DidHillary order that shiv?

[Jane]

What did Bloomberg admit about his Chinese investments?

[Barbara]

Somebody ought to tell Junior to stop using OMG! so much in his Tweets.

[MissMarple2]

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
·
28m
Actually, if the moderators don’t ask Biden about his claim he got arrested in South Africa, they’re not doing their job.

[henry]

Vid at link

@blazetv

Bernie Sanders has a jobs plan.

What kind of jobs does he have for "African-American, Latinos, and Native Americans"?

Marijuana sales.

Wow.

https://twitter.com/blazetv/status/1232491931483009024?s=21

[Buford Gooch]

Thanks for watching this drek, y'all. The play by play on here is much batter, I'll wager.

[henry]

Jane, I have no idea. Devo was through being cool, I still have the sound off. The question gets displayed, and I can watch the body language.

[MissMarple2]

Bo Snerdley
@BoSnerdley
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27m
So. Joe Biden knows the word gentrification. I guess people aren't allowed to come into depressed neighborhoods and fix them up. What happens when neighborhoods are fixed up? Housing costs more. To Democrats - that's BAD.

[Jane]

Henry,

Bloomberg has millions invested in Chinese companies, enough to reverse all the gains Trump has made, for Bloomberg’s personal pocketbook.

[henry]

Bernie & Petey arguing over who’s diaper is more red?

[Porchlight]

Why is everyone so quiet when Amy talks?

[Buford Gooch]

Porch, they're quiet because they want to make sure everyone hears what a dork she is.

[MissMarple2]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/travel-coronavirus-champagne-advisories-1.5475003

Air Canada cancels flights to China until April as government braces for domestic coronavirus outbreak

[Porchlight]

Probably so BG.

[MissMarple2]

Democrat Joe Biden blatantly lies as he falsely claims that *150 MILLION* Americans have been killed in shootings since 2007.

That's nearly half the U.S. population. pic.twitter.com/hwkg2YQjZn

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 26, 2020

Short video at link.

[Porchlight]

Someone mentioned that Pete isn't mentioning his husband, only his spouse or "I'm married to a schoolteacher." Almost like he doesn't want voters to know. Quite a change.

[Porchlight]

Some reasonably challenging questions from the mods.

[GUS]

This is AMERICA. This is the DEMOTARD PARTY racing each other to the BOTTOM.
They all WANT POT/Ganja/Marijuana

[JM Hanes]

Comanche Voter:

Can't we stake 'em all out on ant hills? And maybe do that thing with the honey, too?

[henry]

Why can’t we have the debate on a decommissioned navy ship... then torpedo it an create a new reef. For the planet.

[GUS]

Who could have known...??? Biden negotiated with Goebbels and Himmler to stop CLIMATE CHANGE.

[PDinDetroit]

Biden: China IS a problem. Wait, wut?

Bloomberg: China really doesn't have a dictator.

Bernie: China has a dictator, they are communists. I would know, I am running to be a DICTATOR.

Buttigang: I don't think we want to have someone at the top of the 'D' ticket we have to make excuses for.

American People: Yeah, we know what you mean.

[KevlarKid]

i'm yelling "fucking bitch" at every one of these douche bags.

"work with our international partners".

to quote one of our poets fr earlier 2day

" fuck that shit"

[Barbara]

Every answer seems to see include "we must work with our allies" like that's some sort of magical formula.

[lyle]

For the planet.

Yes!, 🥂🥂

[anonamom]

A friend of ours wrote this article on why academics hate Mayor Pete:

https://www.chronicle.com/article/Why-Academics-Love-to-Hate/248101?key=sDFk4Qum8UZIcp0FmqC6TosGmw53FJ1qqMu0B85hGhYZ-ioHhKWvgT6ogQComViVMEJUX21CcU1KS1lyUGpJaGtYeHlsbjBZeXJaTU9od0JWck9tMTFoZm1ybw

[KevlarKid]

tie their wrists and ankles with soaking wet chamois. leave them tied up in desert sun.

chamois shrinks as it dries. dislocates wrist and ankle joints.

old churicahua apache trick.

ouch.

[MissMarple2]

Catturd ™
@catturd2
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52m
Looks like President Trump is going to win another Democrat debate
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Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
·
54m
Speaking of education....

@ewarren
said her nominee would need to be vetted by a "young trans person."

#DemDebate
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Bernard B. Kerik
@BernardKerik
·
1h
It is time for @JoeBiden to hang it up, or someone help him! If he’s not embarrassing himself, he is damn sure embarrassing this country!

[lyle]

The same allies that King O shat upon while nuzzling the nether regions of our enemies

[mike in houston]

Almost half of all blacks and Hispanics who attend Harvard were admitted because of illegal racial preferences in admissions according to a brief just filed by the Department of Justice.

The Department of Justice has filed a brief in a federal lawsuit filed by Students For Fair Admissions that says Harvard's race-based admissions process violates federal law. This filing marks a extreme departure from the Obama Civil Rights Division that spent significant time and resources seeking to expand the use of race in decision making.

https://pjmedia.com/jchristianadams/justice-department-45-of-blacks-at-harvard-admitted-through-illegal-race-preferences/

[henry]

Oh dear. They asked Biden what his motto is. Glad the sound is off.

[KevlarKid]

Klobuchar is toast.

[MissMarple2]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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26m
CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus, including the very early closing of our borders to certain areas of the world. It was opposed by the Dems, “too soon”, but turned out to be the correct decision. No matter how well we do, however, the.....

....Democrats talking point is that we are doing badly. If the virus disappeared tomorrow, they would say we did a really poor, and even incompetent, job. Not fair, but it is what it is. So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let’s keep it that way!

[KevlarKid]

Gayle King is wearing her Oprah costume.

[KevlarKid]

Bernie pimps Mandela to con the homies.

[KevlarKid]

Warren going playground monitor.

[henry]

Is Petey’s motto “I got your back”?

[GUS]

Biden wants a BLACK WOMAN on the SUPREME COURT.

He is completely out of control.

[JM Hanes]

Hi mike!

I meant to ask you after your post in older thread if you have Jacaranda trees where you live? The pictures I've seen all look glorious, but it gets just a bit too cold to grow them here.

[KevlarKid]

Mayor Choad going for the Evangelical vote.

[Another Bob]

“why academics hate Mayor Pete”

Funny. I hate him because he’s an spoiled, arrogant, entitled, functional idiot who has no plan other than self-actualization.

Think I could get a magazine article out of that?

[MissMarple2]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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31m
52% in the new Rasmussen Poll. 95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you!

[Another Bob]

And yes, I know it’s “a” spoiled not “an” spoiled.

I added in the “spoiled” just before hitting post, and didn’t bother to fix it because that’s just how I roll ;)

[MissMarple2]

Chicks On The Right
@chicksonright
·
4m
Worst moderated debate in the history of debates.

[Narciso]

Good grief he is nowhere as pretensious as these other academics.

[Barbara]

These candidates are still entrenched in the late 1960s. The issues they talk about still identify America as the problem as though the last 40+ years never happened.

[KevlarKid]

Biden is a psychopath. He tried to destroy Clarence Thomas. Clyburn's endorsement of Biden is a travestry. Sellin out his fellow negroes. what gives bruh?

debate rules should include automatic dismissal IF

YOU INTERRUPT

SPEAK BEYOND YOUR TIME LIMIT

animals.

[MissMarple2]

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
·
5m
No winners tonight. Kind of a messy debate. Biden has a good night, and that’s the most significant thing that happened. Bloomberg wasn’t awful, but he wasn’t good. Bernie did well making his case. No one shined or failed.
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I guess this gets Ari some invites on some shows. In my opinion, pathetic review.

[Dave (in MA)]

lyle | February 25, 2020 at 08:52 PM
MissMarple2 | February 25, 2020 at 08:55 PM

2 unrelated stepped on a pile posts 3 minutes apart, what are the chances?

[KevlarKid]

Mayor Catcher made it clear: "i'm passionate"

time to put on that tank helmet, Jotito.

[GUS]

Klobachar has NOTHING to offer. NADA.

[MissMarple2]

Mark Meadows
@RepMarkMeadows
·
5m
2 hours of empty platitudes, outlandish arguments and political bickering from candidates who think they know better than Americans

Meanwhile, President Trump and his team are busy fueling America’s best economy in decades

You tell me

[Barbara]

I agree, Miss M.

Biden looked and spoke like he was far too old for the job. I have to use that as a reason to disqualify him, but it's unavoidable.

[clarice]

"Democrat Joe Biden blatantly lies as he falsely claims that *150 MILLION* Americans have been killed in shootings since 2007."

I wondered where everyone went...

[MissMarple2]

THANK YOU, India! 🇺🇸🇮🇳 pic.twitter.com/IkGtp0zpyj

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 25, 2020

Video at link. About 1 minute.

[anonamom]

I think Ari's eval is spot on.
Trump won again.

[Barbara]

s/b I hate to use that as a reason to disqualify him...

[Narciso]

Hes been pulling this jive for 30-35 years now, when he said he was on honot roll at lae school, whem he blamed the driver for his wifes accident.

[KevlarKid]

Bernie's mask slipped:

"we need to get working people back into the party."

where'd they go, Boss?

and don't "lah-teenos" work? "the blacks"?

ever notice these dolts cannot speak in a way that doesnt sort people out?

"Hi there..you're a black voter...let me talk with you...say, why cant you people be more like those people (nods toward a Japanese couple in suits) and then ya wouldn't have the problems thatcha have. we're gonna help ya. it's my passion. Good talk."

[MissMarple2]

Fin Gomez
@finnygo
·
12m
NEW: @realDonaldTrump campaign statement on Democratic Debate #Debate @CBSNews :” “The Democrat Party is a hot mess and tonight’s debate was further evidence that not one of these candidates is serious or can stand toe-to-toe with President Trump."

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Gomez is the CBS White House correspondent covering the President. I believe, given the clips I have watched and the quotes I have read, the Trump campaign is right.

[PDinDetroit]

GUS - that is far too generous on KloBITCHarr

[KevlarKid]

that was a direct Bernie qoute when he was pandering for votes in VT. he's revolting.

Sanders doesn't look too well and comes across like an old codja.